Hello fans and
welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter. On the card today, Phat Sol defends the
Anytime/Anywhere title; the King and World Champion the Wicked Prophet defends
the World title and a whole lot more.
After pyro goes off, we head backstage with J9.
Hello fans. I’m J9 and I’m here to bring you the behind
the scenes action with the superstars of HCW. First, I’d like to bring in the
A/A Champion Phat Sol. Phat, tonight,
you take on Ovaltine Jackson for that belt.
What are your thoughts?
Phat Sol: J9, great to be here and happy to be
defending my title anytime, anywhere against all comers. Tonight, I get Ovaltine Jackson and he’s one
tough dude. I won’t be taking him
lightly but I’m confident I’ll be walking out with my title intact.
J9: Great to hear. Good luck with your match.
PS: Thanks.
And thanks to the fans for supporting me. This belt is for you.
Phat Sol leaves
but before we can cut off, ‘Sassy Maxine DeVito walks over and forcibly takes
the mic from J9. “Everywhere I turn,
someone is out to screw me out of something.
I held the Money in the Bank contract but then “lost” my shot to that
upstart Korbi Kong. I’m supposed to be
the top contender but now I’m told I have to wrestle Hayley Hailstorm. While I don’t have anything bad to say about
her, this is bullsh!t that management keeps trying to hold me back. Mark my words, I’ll do what I have to in
order to get my Ladies title back.
Catalina or whomever ends up being the champion, I’m coming for that
belt and I will regain it.” Maxine then
walks off with J9 being left speechless.
Our first match is
ready to get underway. First, Ovaltine
Jackson makes his way out to a nice pop from the crowd. He interacts with the fans briefly before
entering the ring. Next, the music
changed and out comes the Anytime/Anywhere Champion Phat Sol. Phat also interacts with the fans (or phans
as he calls them) and then enters the ring.
He hands the title to the ref who starts the match. The match was even or slightly in Ovaltine’s
favor for the first 6 minutes of the match but then the champ began kicking
things into high gear. He dominated
Ovaltine and got a few near falls but couldn’t keep Jackson down. As the time limit entered the final minute,
Phat hits the Phat’s Enough pretty much out of nowhere and made the cover
hooking the leg to get the 1-2-3 just before the time limit was set to
expire. Phat Sol gets the win and
retains his title. The fans pop for him
as he takes his title from the ref. He
walked over and helped Ovaltine to his feet and the two shook hands. They then went to the back. (19 1/2 min)
We go backstage
again with J9 and she’s with Hayley Hailstorm and her manager Matt
Preacher. Preacher speaks up for Hayley
saying that Maxine and do all the huffing and puffing she wants but she will
NEVER be on Hayley’s level. Hayley says
that she respects Maxine for what she’s done in the business but tonight is not
about respect; it’s about moving forward.
She feels she’s been on the backburner for too long and tonight, she
moves up the rankings and will have a Ladies title match in the near
future. They leave and head to the ring.
Our next match is
ready to get underway.
‘Sassy’ Maxine
DeVito comes out first to massive booing from the crowd. She is wearing the colors of her logo which
comes from her favorite team the Chicago Cubs.
She gets into the ring and jaw jacks with the fans until the music
changed and out comes Hayley Hailstorm with her manager Matt Preacher. The two head down to the ring and Hayley
enters while Preacher stays on the outside.
The match begins and Hayley dominates Maxine. At the five minute mark, Hayley connects with
the What the Hail but doesn’t go for the pin.
She then drops Maxine with a lariat and makes the slow cover only to get
a 1 count. Maxine is up on her feet fast
and hurls Hayley out of the ring. She
follows her out; throwing a warning finger in Preacher’s direction before
hurling Hayley into the steel steps. She
stands over Hayley but keeps an ear open to the ref’s count. Just before he reached 10, Maxine rolled back
in the ring and Hayley gets counted out. Maxine gets the win by count out and she is
booed as she gloats and then makes her way to the back. Preacher helped Hayley up and they made their
way to the back also. (6 ½ min)
The loudspeakers
blare “APOLLO GYZE DON’T APOLOGIZE” and out comes Apollo who is booed
heavily. He makes his way to the
ring. He gets on the mic and called out
Drew the Canadian Love Machine challenging him for his spot in the TV title
line up. Drew comes out and says he
accepts the challenge. Drew makes his
way to the ring but before the match can begin, the loudspeakers light up with
“Choppin’ wood and lookin’ good”. The TV
Champion Jack Lumber comes out to a nice pop from the crowd. He goes to sit at commentary so that he can
scout the match. Apollo looks on with
disdain. The bell rings and this one is
off. The match remained pretty close
with Apollo going for the pin more often than Drew but it didn’t get him
anywhere as Drew would immediately kick right out. At the 11 minute mark, Apollo went for the
Gorilla press drop moonsault but Drew moved and Apollo landed hard on the
mat. Jack began laughing. Apollo got mad and got caught in the La
Casita by Drew. Drew went to capitalize
on it but Apollo hurled him out of the ring and right into Jack. Jack, pissed, got up but Apollo came flying
through the ropes in a suicide dive taking both Jack and Drew out in the
process. Apollo rolled back in the ring
and sat in the corner as the ref counted 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10. Drew gets counted out and the match and the
spot in the top 10 are awarded to Apollo Gyze.
Apollo stands there laughing but that laughter is cut short when Drew
and Jack chase Apollo to the back. (11 ½
min)
We had to the
office of the GM where Max McGillicutty is sitting. He tells us that the Meltdown PPV is only a
month away and says that even though no matches have officially been announced
(that will start next week), he thinks this one will be one for the record
books. He also tells us that tickets are
now on sale and he has gotten permission to have this one event take place in
the old stomping grounds of the (now retired) Phoenix Heat brand. Yep, the show will be coming to you live from
Phoenix, AZ. More details will be released
over the next few weeks and reminds everyone in attendance and at home to get
their tickets early.
Our next match is
ready to get underway.
The loudspeakers
once again blare. “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR
EVERYBODY” and out comes the evil, diabolical Dr. Red Fang and his manager the
Ambassador. Fang snarls, growls and
hisses at the fans as he makes his way down and into the ring. He gets into the ring and continues his
menacing ways until the music changes and out comes Texas Wildfire. The fans pop huge for him as he makes his way
down to the ring. He high fives a few
fans and then slides in under the bottom rope.
Fang goes right after him but TW ducks and rushes the ropes and then
hits a flying tackle that sends Fang tumbling out of the ring. Once the bell rang, TW controlled the pace of
the match. TW starts off with a
hangman’s clothesline and a 1 count.
Fang went for the Transylvania piledriver but TW nullified it. TW dazes Fang with a bionic elbow and gets a
2 count. After some back and forth, TW
slams Fang into the turnbuckles and goes for a pin but only gets a 1 count as
the Ambassador put Fang’s foot on the bottom rope. At the 15 minute mark, the Ambassador pushed
the ref “by accident” but pleaded so he didn’t get Fang disqualified. Wildfire hit a superplex but before he could
capitalize on it, the Ambassador tripped him at the ropes. TW smashes Fang’s head into the turnbuckle
and the Ambassador pushed the ref again but Wildfire at the same time hit Fang
with the Hangman’s Clothesline. The ref
ignored the Ambassador and counted (maybe a little quick as he was perturbed
with the interfering manager) 1-2-3.
Texas Wildfire gets the win and the fans pop huge for him. He leaves the ring and the Ambassador climbs
in the ring to jaw jack with the ref accusing him of a fast count. He pushes the ref who by now is fed up and
pushes back sending the Ambassador on his butt.
Dr. Red Fang rushed back in to the aid of his manager and started to go
after the ref but then Texas Wildfire was back in with a steel chair. Fang backed down and he and the Ambassador
left. The ref thanked TW and Wildfire
actually raised the arm of the ref. The
fans popped again. They left the ring
heading to the back. (18 min for the
match; 5 for the aftermath)
J9 is once again
backstage with Talon McFrost. Talon says
he is destined for greatness and tonight, it comes at the hands of the Wicked
Prophet. J9 warns him not to
underestimate the King or his crafty manager Dash “Pain in the Ass”
Woodbrick. Talon says he’s a veteran
who’s seen everything. Nothing Prophet
can do will surprise him and if Dash sticks his nose in his (Talon’s) business,
he will knock him on his ass. Talon
leaves.
We head back to
the ring for our next match. First, the
Muscles come out but it’s only Thorpe and Weasley. They are wearing their rainbow colored bull
horns. They act all goofy on stage and
then head to the ring. Once in the ring,
they take off their attire and await their challengers.
2 members of the 6
Man Tag Team Champions Killa Pops and Maximillian Redbeard come out to a pop
from the crowd. They interact with some
of the fans and then head to the ring.
The bell rings and this one is all the champs. 4 minutes in, Pops hits Thorpe with the Pimp
Drop. He goes for the cover but only
gets a two count. The Muscles then began
to double team Pops who made the tag to Redbeard. Redbeard hits the ring only to be double
teamed himself. After he deemed he’d had
enough, Redbeard hits Thorpe with a big boot to the face that sends him to the
floor. Weasley went for some high flying
move but Redbeard caught him and then HURLED him into the crowd from the
ring. HOLY SH!T changes rang out. Needless to say, Weasley did not make it back
in to the ring so he was counted out.
Pops and Redbeard get the win via count out (another one???). They head to the back. Thorpe gathers up his tag team partner and
helps him to the back. (12 min)
Our last J9
interview of the evening is with the World Champion and King the Wicked Prophet
and his manager Dash ‘Smooooth’ Woodbrick (Dash wants more OOOO’s but I just
don’t want to type them). Dash tells J9
that he heard what name she called him earlier (J9 shrugs her shoulder like
‘Who Me?’). Dash glares at her. Prophet says that no one in HCW is worthy of
fighting him. Even every person who
holds a title be it Scooter J, Rad Gumbo or that flannel wearing goof Jack
Lumber…each and every one of them are unworthy.
Talon McFrost will serve as an example of what will happen to anyone who
crosses him. Prophet walks off and Dash
follows.
It’s time for our
Main Event. First, Talon McFrost comes
out to a small pop from the crowd. He is
all business and heads right for the ring.
He removes his jacked and paces in the ring. The music then changed:
Wait…What the?
The logo then goes
to static and is replaced by:
Dash comes out
first and is pissed. I think he’s gonna
sue somebody. The King and World
Champion the Wicked Prophet comes out next.
Both are booed heavily except for one small part where Prophet’s
‘followers’ hang out. The duo make their
way to the ring. Once in, Prophet
removes his crown and cape and hands them, along with his scepter, to
Dash. Prophet does some light stretches
and then the bell rings.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
Dash
Woodbrick executes a Kick referee....
Talon
McFrost executes a DRIVING ELBOW DROPS....
Dash
Woodbrick gets away with interfering in the match and The Wicked Prophet is not
disqualified.
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Talon
McFrost executes a DRIVING ELBOW DROPS....
The
Wicked Prophet straps in the THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.
Talon
McFrost does not submit!
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a UNRIGHTEOUS DOMINION....
Talon
McFrost executes a VERTICAL SUPLEX....
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a FIRE - WALK WITH ME....
Talon
McFrost attempts to defend against FIRE - WALK WITH ME but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPTISM OF FIRE....
Talon
McFrost executes a DRIVING ELBOW DROPS....
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a PROP 8....
Talon
McFrost executes a BACK BODY DROP....
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC/TT
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a FIRE - WALK WITH ME....
Talon
McFrost executes a VERTICAL SUPLEX....
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a UNRIGHTEOUS DOMINION....
Talon
McFrost attempts to defend against UNRIGHTEOUS DOMINION but is unsuccessful.
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Talon
McFrost kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled DC
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost executes a SHORT CLOTHESLINE....
The Wicked
Prophet attempts to defend against SHORT CLOTHESLINE but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled DC
Talon
McFrost rolled OC/TT
Talon
McFrost executes a VERTICAL SUPLEX....
The Wicked
Prophet attempts to defend against VERTICAL SUPLEX but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC/TT
Talon
McFrost rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPTISM OF FIRE....
Talon
McFrost absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled DC
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost executes a LEGLOCK....
The Wicked
Prophet attempts to defend against LEGLOCK but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPTISM OF FIRE....
Talon
McFrost executes a DRIVING ELBOW DROPS....
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a FIRE - WALK WITH ME....
Talon
McFrost attempts to defend against FIRE - WALK WITH ME but is unsuccessful.
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Talon
McFrost kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 15th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a FIRE - WALK WITH ME....
Talon
McFrost executes a SHORT CLOTHESLINE....
=====
In the 16th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPTISM OF FIRE....
Talon
McFrost executes a BACK BODY DROP....
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Talon
McFrost executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER....
The
Wicked Prophet straps in the THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.
Talon
McFrost does not submit!
=====
In the 18th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon McFrost
rolled OC/TT
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPHOMET BRUISER....
Talon
McFrost executes a DRIVING ELBOW DROPS....
=====
In the 19th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Talon
McFrost absorbs the punishment.
The
Wicked Prophet straps in the THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.
Talon
McFrost does not submit!
=====
In the 20th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled DC
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost executes a SHORT CLOTHESLINE....
The Wicked
Prophet absorbs the punishment.
The ref
went to stop the match but Prophet told him to keep the time limit going. The ref allowed the match to continue.
=====
In the 21st minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC/TT
Talon
McFrost rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPTISM OF FIRE....
Talon
McFrost absorbs the punishment.
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Talon
McFrost kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled DC
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost executes a THE COLD STONE....
The Wicked
Prophet attempts to defend against THE COLD STONE but is unsuccessful.
Talon
McFrost is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Dash
Woodbrick put the Wicked Prophet’s foot on the bottom rope at the very last
second.
=====
In the 23rd minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Talon
McFrost executes a DRIVING ELBOW DROPS....
Talon McFrost attempts to retaliate against
Dash Woodbrick!!!
Talon McFrost fails to retaliate against Dash
Woodbrick.
=====
In the 24th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled DC
Talon
McFrost rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost executes a DRIVING ELBOW DROPS....
The Wicked
Prophet attempts to defend against DRIVING ELBOW DROPS but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 25th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Talon
McFrost rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPHOMET BRUISER....
Talon
McFrost attempts to defend against BAPHOMET BRUISER but is unsuccessful.
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Talon
McFrost was pinned by The Wicked Prophet!!!
The
Wicked Prophet wins with a BAPHOMET BRUISER over Talon McFrost!!!
The Wicked Prophet
wins the match and retains his title.
Dash gets into the ring and puts the title around Prophet’s waist. The two celebrate in the ring until the
flannel wearing lumberjack Jack Lumber comes out. He and Prophet have a stare down as the show
comes to an end.
More to come so
stay tuned.
No comments:
Post a Comment