Sunday, March 18, 2018

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2018 #658 (03/18) – Tacoma Thunder


Hello fans and welcome back to another episode of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder.  The show begins with (temporary) GM ‘The Ragin Cajun’ King Rad Gumbo along with Queen Alexandria come out to stand on the stage.  The fans boo them and the Queen takes the mic and screams for them to shut it.  That only riled the fans up even more.  King Rad said that Tacoma will continue to be the A-Show while Master Bull and the Phoenix roster will only ever be “second class”.  Rad says that he has a joker, a wild card if you will, up his sleeve. Master Bull will never see it coming.  He laughs and he and his queen leave the stage.

Lexy Flexx comes out after the pyro finished going off and took a mic.  She then called out Candice Charisma stating that she wasn’t done with her by a long shot.  Candice comes out but says she’s not going to lower herself to Lexy’s level and declines going to the ring.  Lexy then states that she is challenging Candice for her spot in the Ladies Top 10 line up.  Candice flips out.  Just then, the Ladies Champion Ravishing Raquel comes out and tells them that she will be defending her title tonight and it will be against one of the two of them but if Candice doesn’t want to forfeit her shot, she’d better head down to the ring now for her match.  Candice grumpily stomps her way down to the ring.

Lexy Flexx started off like a rocket and Candice struggled to keep up with her.  Candice managed to hit some high profile moves but Lexy owned this one.  Thinking that things were about to go south, she got out of the ring.  Lexy followed her.  Candice then whipped Lexy into the steel steps.  She then pulled out a set of handcuffs from under the ring and proceeded to handcuff Lexy to the ringside barrier.  She rolled back in the ring and sat cross-legged in the ring waiting for the count to be reached.  Finally, the ref counted to 10 and since Lexy wasn’t able to make it back in, she gets counted out.  Candice gets the win via countout and goes on to tonight’s main event to take on Ravishing Raquel.  Candice walks to the back as the fans boo and she points to her head seemingly insinuating she outsmarted Lexy.  (10 ½ min)

Backstage, the Smashers and MJ storm into the Ragin Cajun King Rad Gumbo’s office (he’s been insisting we use his full title).  They demand another title shot at Elitism.   Rad says they have to go through the Desperados first. And by the way, that match is up next.  He then kicks them all out of his office.

First, the Smashers and their manager MJ come out first and are booed.  Next, the fan favorites the Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto) come out and the fans go crazy.  MJ directs the Smashers to attack their opponents before the bell.  Leon gets whipped hard into the ringpost and he goes down.  They double team El Chango but he fights the off as the bell rings.   El Chango hits Smasher #1 with a Muta Lock but ends up getting tossed out of the ring.  Smasher #2 followed him out and hit him with the Fall of Man right on the exposed concrete floor.  El Chango is not able to make it back in and the Smashers get the win in only 30 seconds.  Medics come out and check out the Desperados.  Leon was busted open the hard way and needed help to the back.  El Chango was helped to the back also.  MJ gets on the mic and says that the most dominant team in all of wrestling is back and they want gold.  MJ demands that Elitism give them another title shot or they will continue to destroy the roster until there is no one left. 

King Rad is on the phone and it sounds like he making plans to go somewhere.  Rad tells Alexandria that “it’s done” and they are all set.  She smiles commenting “It must be great to be the King”.  He smiles back and says “You know it”.

We head back to the ring for the next match.  First, Lavender Gooms comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, the Duchess comes out and the reaction she got wasn’t much better.   She gets to the ring and this one begins pretty quickly.  A video of Candice backstage airs and Lavender uses the distraction to lock in the Lavender Lock and the Duchess tapped out.  Lavender gets the win and retains her spot.  (10 min)

Backstage, the Ladies Champion Ravishing Raquel and she credits Candice for being sneaky stealing a win over Lexy and distracting the Duchess to cause her to lose.  However, now she’s dealing with the Ladies Champion and that won’t work on her.  She tells Candice that she’d best bring her A-Game or this one will end fast tonight.

We go back to the ring for our next match.  Bishop Ripley makes his way out first and he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, Pete Punsher comes out and just when it looks like he’s going to whip out some puns, he pauses and then just heads to the ring.  The two battled tooth and nail for the entire match with neither giving an inch.  They took this one right to the time limit and just when Bishop connected with a perfectly executed flying dropkick, he made the cover but just ran out of time as the time limit expired.  This one ends in a draw and neither instigated any further aggression.  (20 min draw)

We cut back to GM King Rad in his office and he’s digging through his (Max McGillicutty’s) desk and he comes across a piece of paper that makes his face light up.  He says that this is huge and he’s going to head to the ring to drop this bombshell.

Before King Rad could make his way out, our next match is ready to go.  Billy Robbins is already in the ring and Superstar Chic Monroe makes his way down.  The match begins right away and Billy immediately slingshots Chic over the top rope and right to the floor.  Now, King Rad comes out and looks put off for having to delay his announcement.  Rad begins to walk to the ring and yells at the ref to call the match.  The ref looks perplexed and Rad says that the match is over.  Billy wins via countout blah blah blah.  Rad then orders everyone to leave.  Chic looked pissed off.  He, Billy and the ref all left leaving his royalness in the ring.

Rad says he has some huge news and says that even though it’s been in the works for a while now, he says that the name of the April PPV is officially changing.  He gloats that he’s beaten Max, Bull, hell, even the owners at this news and says that the new name for the PPV will be called Critical Mass.  The fans pop as they seem to like it but Rad yells at them for being sheep and pawns and he doesn’t care if they like his news or not so they can just shut their traps and sit their asses down.  The fans, of course, boo the HELL out of him and he smirks as he makes his way to the back.

It’s now time for our Main Event.  First, the challenger Candice Charisma comes out and the fans boo her.  She once again points to her head signaling how smart she (thinks she) is.  Her music is cut off and out comes…Lexy Flexx.  What is she doing here?  She waves at Candice as she goes to sit at commentary.  Candice isn’t happy.  The music changes again and…what is this a convention…out comes the Duchess.  She makes her way down and goes to sit at commentary opposite Lexy.  Candice is really getting pissed.  Finally, the champ’s music hits and out comes the Ladies champion Ravishing Raquel.  She gets into the ring and climbs each of the turnbuckles holding her title high.  She leans over the top rope and tells Lexy and the Duchess to stay out of the match…they can have what’s left of Candice after she’s completed her business.  The two women fought hard with Candice surprisingly staying one step ahead of the champ.  About 12 minutes in, Lexy got up and tried to interfere in the match tripping Candice.  She didn’t get caught.  3 minutes later, the Duchess got involved but she went after the champ knocking her off the top rope.   Candice capitalized on the interference and hit the ladies champ with a legsweep.  She went for the pin putting both feet on the ropes.  Just as the ref counted to three, he saw Lexy knocking Candice’s feet from the ropes.  The ref said that due to interference and Candice tried to cheat, he would award the match but not the title to Candice.  She threw a bitch fit.  This brought out GM King Rad and he said that he would reverse the decision but the ref told him that he had no power to do so.  Rad suggested that Raquel defend the title again in a fatal four way starting now but they would have a new ref as this one is now FIRED for talking back to him.  Rad has the ref removed and escorted out.  He then states that the fatal four way begins now…oh, and it will be ECW rules.

The four of them beat the holy hell out of each other with each of them hitting their specialty moves but someone always made the save.  Raquel, the Duchess and Lexy tripled teamed Candice quite a few times.  She actually tried to leave at one point but since this was a no countout/DQ match, it did no good.  Raquel did hit Candice with a chair busting her open (Lexy laughed at this).   Lexy would also be triple teamed beating her down.   The Duchess drew blood from Raquel after hitting her with a DVD player.   By 21 minutes into the match, the fans were on their feet throwing out “HOLY SHIT” chants.   We join the match at the 27 min mark. 


===== In the 27th minute of the match: =====

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled OC.

Candice Charisma (f) rolled OC/TT

Candice Charisma (f),  Lexy Flexx (f),  The Duchess (f) double teaming for 2 rounds.

Candice Charisma (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Candice Charisma (f) executes a DIVING CROSSBODY....

Lexy Flexx (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Lexy Flexx (f) executes a ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP....

The Duchess (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

The Duchess (f) executes a Clothesline With Barb Wire....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a specialty  (Simply Ravishing) on Steel Chair....

Candice Charisma (f), Lexy Flexx (f), The Duchess (f) are double teaming for 1 more rounds.


===== In the 28th minute of the match: =====

Candice Charisma (f) rolled OC.

Lexy Flexx (f) rolled OC.

The Duchess (f) rolled OC.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled DC

Candice Charisma (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Candice Charisma (f) executes a Non Involved Wrestler helps with Beatdown....(Lady Hermann comes out)

Lexy Flexx (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Lexy Flexx (f) executes a RUNNING LEG DROPS....

The Duchess (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

The Duchess (f) executes a RAKE EYES....

Double teaming ends.


===== In the 29th minute of the match: =====

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled DC

Candice Charisma (f) rolled DC

Both Women in rolled DC

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled OC.

Candice Charisma (f) rolled DC

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a Golf Clubs to the groin AND SIMPLY RAVISHING....

Candice Charisma (f) absorbs the punishment.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Candice Charisma (f) was pinned by Ravishing Raquel  (f)!!!

Ravishing Raquel  (f) wins with a Golf Clubs to groin AND SIMPLY RAVISHING over Candice Charisma (f)!!!

Ravishing Raquel retains her title in a very hard fought victory.  The show comes to an end with Raquel climbing each of the turnbuckles to pops from the crowd.

That brings this show to an end. 

Next up:  The ELIMINATION CHAMBER

Stay tuned.

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2018 #657 (03/14) – Phoenix Heat



Hello fans and welcome back to another episode of HCW’s Phoenix Heat.  The crowd pops as the cameras go live and pyro goes off.  We get right down to business as our first match is ready to go.

Today’s line up looks like this:

Starr Vixen vs Sarona Reiher
The Crocodile Hunter and Outback Oscar vs the Ryzing Storm
Angry Jack Lawson vs Phat Sol
‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger vs Perfect Pecs Stoddard
Elimination Chamber Qualifier:  Magnum Kone vs Wilber Townsend
Texas Wildfire vs Scooter J for the TV title

Kicking things off, Sarona Reiher comes out first and the crowd boos her as she makes her way down to the ring.  Next, Starr Vixen comes out and the fans go nuts.  She high fives the fans as she makes her way down to the ring.  She doesn’t waste any time and gets in the ring where Sarona is pacing back and forth.  Sarona started off strong but after about 10 minutes, Starr began to make a comeback.  Star shrugged off everything Sarona brought and then began to dish it out herself.  As the match was nearing the time limit, Starr hit Sarona with a Flying Fivearm but didn’t have enough in the tank to make the cover.  Sarona recovered first and dropped her with a savate kick but the bell rang before she could go for a pin.  This one ends in a time limit draw.  Sarona tried to inflict further damage but Starr showed her the exit via over the top rope and the fans popped.  Sarona made her way to the back and Starr celebrated with the fans before leaving.  (20 min draw)

We cut back to GM Master Bull’s office and he’s talking to….Magnum Kone.  Magnum is bandaged up and Bull says he’d understand if Magnum couldn’t wrestle tonight.  The King of Cones states that he will participate in the qualifier match tonight but says he’s not through yet with Superquake Ferguson.  Bull says he has an idea about that and closes the door to his office.

It’s time for the next match and the Ryzing Storm (Terra and Travis Ryzing) come out first and are booed pretty heavily.  Next, music hits and out comes Outback Oscar and the US Champion the Crocodile Hunter.  The fans pop huge as Croc and Oscar make their way down to the ring.   The Ryzing Storm attack before the bell and this one is off to the races.  Croc and Oscar dominated the match beating the tar out of Terra and Travis and came to a merciful end after Oscar hit Travis with a Full Nelson Face Smash.  Croc and Oscar get the win and leave as the crowd pops again for them.  (24 min)



Master Bull is alone in his office and he is talking on the phone with an unidentified source.  He says that Magnum will be ok and will still wrestle tonight.  He pauses listening and then responds with “Yes, I think that will be under control.”  Bull hangs up the phone and then sits back in his chair and smiles.

Our next match begins with Phat Sol making his way down to the ring to a pop from the crowd.  Next, Angry Jack Lawson storms out from the back and power walks (he looks really angry) and climbs over the top rope.  Jack tried to take out all his anger on Phat but the master of the Phat Phat didn’t succumb to the brute strength.  Phat hung in there all the way to the end and in the last few seconds of the match, Phat stuns Jack with a forearm smash just as the time limit expires.  This one ends in a draw.  Jack tried to keep going but Phat slipped out of the ring.  The fans popped as he made his way up the ramp but he was ambushed by the Unknown Assassin.  UA beat him down and once he tired of that, he threw Phat OFF THE STAGE right to the floor.  Phat’s fall was slowed by the tables he went through but I’m sure that still hurt.  He was stirring and UA couldn’t believe it.  Phat then got up and UA took off.  Phat climbed back up and he was fuming.  He took off after the Unknown Assassin.  (20 min draw; 5 min for the additional segment. 

Scooter J is backstage and he is bitching about how long it took for him to get this title match.  He says it will all be worth it once he wins the title but he won’t stop there and will continue to climb the ladder until the World Champion gives him the match he so rightfully deserves and he takes home the 10 lbs of gold.

The next match starts off with Perfect Pecs Stoddard making his way out to the ring and the fans booed as Stoddard would pause on his way to the ring and flex his pecs.  Once in the ring, the music changed and out comes ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger.   The crowd pops for Winger as he makes his way down to the ring.  He climbs in and is ready for action.  Winger remained in control for the entire match but he just couldn’t keep Pecs down for the 3 count.  Time flew in this match and the bell rang once again signaling a time limit draw.  Pecs took off knowing he was owned in this match and before Winger could leave, we hear blaring through the loudspeakers “DENIED”.  Winger watched the ramp for the Banker but it wasn’t via the ramp but through the crowed that the Banker came.  He blasted Winger with his briefcase and then tied him up in the ropes.  Winger struggled to get free but the match was exhausting.  The Banker pulled out the stamp.  Winger tried to kick at the Banker but he was just out of reach.  The Banker began putting the boots to the helpless Winger and after the struggles ceased, the Banker stamped the word “DENIED” right on Winger’s forehead.  He laughed saying that he denied Winger another win and said this will continue until Winger quits and leaves forever.  He left Winger tied up in the ropes and before leaving, blasted him once more in the head with the briefcase causing the blood to flow.  He sauntered to the back laughing.  The ref finally got Winger free and then helped him to the back.  (20 min draw)

We cut backstage and see the Tacoma Thunder GM ‘The Ragin Cajun’ King Rad Gumbo standing in Master Bull’s office.  He says that Bull showed up in his territory and cost him the World title.  Bull has a good laugh.  Rad says that it doesn’t sit well with him and says that if Bull wants a territory war, he will have one.  Bull stands up and tells King Rad that he better not be interfering in any of his matches tonight and Rad says he only came by to voice his disappointment in Bull and that he was leaving.  He walked out closing the door behind him.   Bull picks up the phone and tells security to make sure King Rad leaves and then orders them to secure the building.

It’s time for our next match which is the final Elimination Chamber Qualifier.  Right now, we have Graham’s Ghouls taking on Scooter J and the Unknown Assassin.  Will it be Wilber or Magnum joining them?  It’s time to find out.  Magnum Kone comes out first and begins to hand out ice cream to the kids but he is blindsided by Superquake Ferguson.  Superquake manhandles Magnum and then throws him into the steel steps.  The sound of that crash reverberated through the crowd.  Superquake stopped after security came down and escorted him out of the building.  The ref checked on Magnum asking if he wanted to continue and he said yes.  Next, Wilber Townsend comes out and the fans boo him.  Once in the ring, we are “treated” to one of Wilber’s creepy promos:

“Magnum, I admire your courage. Surely normal men lose sleep at just the mere thought of dancing with reapers. But war, justice... that's y'all's game, man. I dig it. I like games too. War, oooh, that's my favorite. My soul smiles at just the thought of your quivering hands waving those white flags, yeah. I would advise y'all to be careful inviting the devil in your backyard ... because he may just like it and decide to stay.  Magnum, follow the buzzards.”

Wilber goes right on the warpath but beat up as he was, Magnum stayed toe to toe with him.  Wilber tried to beat him down but Magnum kept getting back up.  Once the match hit 15 minutes, you could tell Magnum was being to get worn down.  Wilber turned up the intensity hitting Magnum with the Go to Sleep.  He didn’t go for the pin but instead hit a lifting sideslam.  Once again, he chose not to go for the pin and it almost cost him.  Magnum hurled Wilber into the corner but Wilber came out connecting with a short arm clothesline.  He rolled Magnum up and put his feet on the ropes and was able to secure the 1-2-3.  Wilber Townsend gets the win in 18 minutes and we now have all the entrants for our Elimination Chamber match and shockingly, it’s all HEELS!  That will be interesting to see how that plays out.

The TV champion Texas Wildfire is being interviewed and he says that Scooter J is a crafty devil and as everyone knows, is a cheat.  He will not fall to any of SJ’s tricks and he will walk out (holds the title in front of the camera) with “THIS” still intact.

It’s time for our main event.  First, Scooter J comes out and the fans boo the crap out of him.  He flips the loudest ones off with a double finger salute.   Next, music changes and out comes the TV Champion Texas Wildfire.  The fans pop is the loudest of the night and TW takes his time to interact with the fans as he makes his way down.  Finally, after entering the ring, he climbs the turnbuckles in each corner holding his title high.  The delay infuriates Scooter J who decides he had enough and attacks the champ.  After 3 minutes, Scooter J takes the action to the outside of the ring and the two fight.  He whips TW into the corner post and he goes down.  Scooter J re-enters the ring and stands there as the ref counts.  He’s clueless as the ref counts to 10 and counts TW out.  Scooter J runs around the ring with his arms in the air screaming “I did it!” however the ref has to remind him that the belt does NOT change hands on a countout.  Scooter J is furious and attacks the ref beating him down.  He begins to pummel the ref with the 10 punches but the TV champ is back in and hurls him off.   Scooter J says that there is no way TW would win a fair fight between them and he immediately challenges TW again for the belt but this time, wants a no countout/no DQ match.  Texas Wildfire accepts and says that at the next Tacoma show after the Elimination Chamber, the two of them will meet again and this time, nothing will prevent him from kicking Scooter J’s ass all over the building.  The fans pop as SJ stews in the ring.

Master Bull comes out just as the show is ready to end and announces that Elimination Chamber will be here in just one week with Graham’s Ghouls defending the 6 man titles against the team of Scooter J, the Unknown Assassin and Wilber Townsend.  It will be one to tune in for sure. 

With that, the show comes to an end.  Stay tuned as there is more to come. 

Here is a preview of our next show.





Tacoma Thunder House Show
Tacoma, WA
March 18, 2018 - 5:00 PM




For the next shot at the Ladies title
20 Minute Time Limit



Candice Charisma (f)
VS.
Lexy Flexx (f)




30 Minute Time Limit 

El Chango
Leon Teremoto
VS.
Smasher #1
Smasher #2
with MJ




For her spot in the Ladies top 10 lineup
20 Minute Time Limit


The Duchess (f)
VS.
Lavender Gooms (f)




For his spot in the World title top 10 lineup
20 Minute Time Limit


Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher
VS.
Bishop Ripley




For Billy's spot in the US title top 10
20 Minute Time Limit



Billy Robbins
VS.
Superstar Chic Monroe





For the Ladies Title
30 Minute Time Limit


Ravishing Raquel (f)
VS.
???




Sunday, March 11, 2018

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2018 #656 – Tacoma Thunder



Hello fans and welcome back to another episode of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder.  The show begins with the Ragin Cajun King Rad Gumbo coming out with Queen Alexandria and they make their way down to the ring walking on a red carpet.  The Queen holds the ropes open for his royalness and he does the same for her.  King Rad gets on the mic and begins to berate the fans in attendance but he doesn’t get too far as the music changes and out comes Phoenix Heat GM Master Bull.  Bull gets a loud pop from this Pacific Northwest crowd.  Gumbo tells Bull he’s happy he’s here as he has a major announcement.   Gumbo then states that HE will be the final entrant into the Elimination Chamber taking on Starbuck Steel in a non-title match.  Bull cuts him off and tells him that unfortunately, he cannot participate as Elimination Chamber is only open to those on the Phoenix roster (unless he allows it but he won’t allow Gumbo on his show).  King Rad is pissed off and then decrees that he will face Starbuck then in a title match for the World title.  Gumbo says once he defeats Starbuck, he will hold all the power and then Bull will have no choice but to let him on that show or the World title will never be seen again by the Arizona crowd.  Music changes and out comes the World Champion Starbuck Steel and the crowd pops huge.  Starbuck makes it to the ring, taking a mic and says he accepts Gumbo’s challenge and suggests that Bull go with Magnum Kone vs Wilber Townsend instead.  Bull likes the idea and makes it happen.  Bull warns Gumbo that if he, Superquake or anyone on the Tacoma roster interferes (or for that fact, anyone associated with HCW), they will be suspended.  A quick cut to Gumbo shows that the wheels are spinning in his head.  Bull then adds that if anyone outside of HCW interferes, they will face jail time.  Gumbo looks like his brilliant plan just came to an end.  Master Bull and Starbuck leave the ring as Gumbo’s lip turns into a sinister curl.  He and his Queen leave right afterwards.



Our first match is ready to begin after the pyro finished.  First, the Muscles Trio comes out wearing their rainbow colored bull horns.  Muscles Thorpe and Weasley head down to the ring.  Next, the Axe & TNT come out to a pop from the crowd.  The 4 men shake hands and this one begins.   Axe started off the match but tagged in TNT early and as soon as he did that, the Muscles sequestered him to their corner beating him down.  Axe tried to make the save but the ref kept sending him out.  When Axe entered the ring trying to stop double teaming, the ref would send him out and the Muscles would slap their hands loudly together to make sure the ref heard they made the tag.  This went on for over 20 minutes.  Axe did manage to break up pin attempts and he was getting increasingly frustrated not being able to help.  Finally TNT made the hot tag and Axe began tearing it up.  Axe went for a high risk move but it didn’t pay off.  TNT saw Axe was hurt and tagged himself back in.  Seconds later, Weasley hits the Muscles Crush and scored the 1-2-3.  The Muscles get the win.  Being good sportsmen, they did check on Axe and TNT before leaving.  Axe recovered and questioned why TNT would sacrifice himself like that.  Axe helped his tag team partner to the back.  (23 min)



We cut backstage to the GM’s office and King Rad is at his desk and is stewing about being shone up by Master Bull.  He mutters “I’ll show them all once I win that belt.” 



We go to the ring for our next match.  First, Madame Jade comes out to a pop from the crowd.  She makes it to the ring and the fans pop as she climbs each of the 4 turnbuckles.  Next, El Gato Negro comes out and the fans also pop for her. Once in the ring, she removes her jacket and is ready for action.  El Gato stunned Jade hitting a Soaring Meow (headscissors) followed by the Tailspin.  Jade was disoriented and El Gato capitalized on it.  It took a few minutes for Jade to get her bearing but one she did, she began to battle back.  Jade fell to the Gato Paw but kicked out at two.  El Gato set her up and hit the Gato Paw a second time and this time she rolled her up and got the 1-2-3.  El Gato Negro gets the win.  She celebrates as Jade makes it to her feet.  El Gato stops and meets Jade in the middle of the ring.  After an awkward moment, the two ladies shook hands much to the delight of the fans.  Both women left to a pop from the crowd.  (8 min)



We head backstage for our next interview.  Dr. Red Fang & Ant Graham are talking about how great Graham’s Ghouls are and now that they are complete (in walks Wolfman Keg and Mason the Mangler), the team will be one cohesive unit.  Fang ends the segment with “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE”.



Our next match is ready to go.  First Kimberly Kiccsass makes her way out but she is booed all the way down to the ring.  She doesn’t seem to care or let it phase her.  Next, Scarlett Phoenix comes out and the fans pop huge for her.  She high fives the fans as she makes her way down to the ring.   Kimberly attacks her once she slid under the bottom rope.  Scarlett dominated the match which threw Kimberly off her game.  Scarlett started off with a monkey flip followed by the Black Widow and a 1 count on her pin attempt.  Scarlett hits a flying bodypress and then set Kimberly up again for the Black Widow. This time she made the cover and hooked the leg tight for the 1-2-3.  Scarlett Phoenix gets the win in just 4 minutes.  Kimberly tried to complain about pulling the tights etc but the ref (Fast Count Frank) walked off on her leaving Kimberly behind in the ring.  Eventually she left.



King Rad Gumbo and Queen Alexandria are backstage cutting a promo.  Queen Alexandria says that Rad has been a bit stressed out with all the underhanded goings on (wait…what?) and that once Rad wins the World title, he will finally and truly rule the world.  King Rad says that the idiotic fans can hold their stupid signs but maybe they should do it in the food stamp lines.  The fans booed pretty hard.  Rad says that he gets no respect even though he wears the crown but once the 20 lbs of gold is wrapped around his waist, he will finally get the respect he deserves from the clueless fans all the way to clueless Master Bull.  Rad and Alexandria leave.



We head back to the ring and Ghee Buttersnaps is making his way out to the ring.  The fans pop for him.  Next, we hear the ever obnoxious “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” slogan from the evil vampire Dr. Red Fang and he comes out with his manager Ant Graham who is hated just about the same as King Rad.  Once in the ring, Fang attacks Ghee (the cheater).  Ghee looked like he was going to control the match but Graham stuck his big nose into the action and things turned and went Fang’s way.  Fang controlled the match for almost its entirety but Ghee started to make a comeback and Graham decided against it so as soon as the ref’s back was turned, Graham smacked Ghee over the head with his walking cane.  Fang went for the cover and got the 3 count.  Dr. Red Fang and Ant Graham steal another win.  (8 min)



We cut backstage where the World Champion Starbuck Steel is cutting a promo of his own.  Starbuck is joined by his brother Buzz Steel.  Buzz wishes him luck but Starbuck says that he’s got this.  Gumbo has had multiple shots at the title and was turned away by former champ Drew the Canadian Love Machine and now he’ll get turned away once again by him.  Starbuck says that he expects to have a long run with the title.



We go back to the ring for the next match.  First, Ovaltine Jackson comes out and gets a loud pop from the crowd.  Next, Bob ‘Powder’ Keg makes his way out and the fans are mixed in their reaction to him.   Bob gets in the ring and Ovaltine extends his hand but Bob doesn’t shake it.  Ovaltine took the match to Bob and it only took him 9 minutes to connect with a Director’s Cut Powerslam and make the cover to get the 1-2-3.  Ovaltine gets the win and celebrates briefly before heading to the back.



Lexy Flexx is backstage and confronts Candice Charisma about the attack.  She says “I bled to get this far”.  Candice replies “That is your problem…you bled.  I used my brains and my agility to get me this far.  I don’t need to spill blood in order to succeed in the business.”  Lexy pushes Candice.  Candice slaps Lexy.  The two have their altercation broken up. It looks like we have a new feud brewing.



It’s time for our Main Event.  First, the challenger comes out.  The Ragin Cajun King Rad Gumbo comes out and is escorted down to the ring by his Queen.  Both do the pathetic wave at the crowd and the fans just go to town on them.  Rad lets it slide…for now.  Next, his music is cut off which pisses him off and out comes the World Champion Starbuck Steel.  The fans pop HUGE for him.  Queen Alexandria whispers something to Rad and leaves the ring.  Starbuck brushes past King Rad and holds his title high over his head.  Rad then attacks him starting this one off.   The champ successfully held Rad off although Queen Alexandria got involved quite a few times.  We join this one at the 13 minute mark.



===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====



Starbuck Steel rolled OC/TT



"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC



Starbuck Steel executes a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)....



"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo attempts to defend against ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S) but is unsuccessful.





===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====



Starbuck Steel rolled OC/TT



"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.



Starbuck Steel executes a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)....



"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a COTTONMOUTH CLUTCH....





===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====



Starbuck Steel rolled DC



"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC



Both Men in rolled DC



Starbuck Steel rolled OC/TT



"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.



Starbuck Steel executes a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)....



Queen Alexandria executes a Slap to mouth....



Starbuck Steel makes a grab for her but she slips away.  Rad then “accidentally” knocked the ref out.  All of a sudden, out comes Phoenix Heat GM Master Bull wearing a ref’s shirt.  He instructs the match to continue.





===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====



Starbuck Steel rolled OC/TT



"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.



Queen Alexandria executes a Pass object to protege....Master Bull sees something but he fights with Rad over it.  Rad finally disposes of it but Master Bull didn’t see what it was. 



Starbuck Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....



Starbuck Steel is attempting a pin!!!



Master Bull hits the mat and begins to count (kind of fast)



1...2...

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo kicks out of the pin!





===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====



Starbuck Steel rolled OC.



"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC



Starbuck Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....



"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo attempts to defend against OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK but is unsuccessful.



Starbuck Steel is attempting a pin!!!



Master Bull begins his count but a little slower this time.



1...2...3

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo was pinned by Starbuck Steel!!!





Starbuck Steel wins with a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK over "The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo!!!



Starbuck Steel is victorious in his title defense.  Queen Alexandria is irate and is screaming at Master Bull.  Bull and Starbuck Steel leave and Rad says he’s going to find a way to make them pay.  The shown then ends with them stewing in the ring.



Stay tuned.  More to come. 



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Phoenix Heat House Show

Phoenix, AZ

March 14, 2018 - 5:00 PM



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