Hello fans and
welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter. On the card tonight, we have 2 Elimination
Chamber qualifier matches. In a rematch
from their qualifier, Phat Sol has challenged Dr. Red Fang again. TV Champion the Banker will defend the
title. El Chango, Leon Teremoto and
Magnum Kone are meeting the Snake Pit in a street fight. Adam Jameson got robbed in his match against
Husky Kahn and has asked for a rematch.
Finally, the Ladies title will be on the line with ‘Sassy’ Maxine DeVito
defending against an unnamed opponent.
Let’s get right to the action.
Pyro goes off and
the fans pop as 1/3rd of the 6 Man Tag Team Champions Killa Pops
makes his way out to the ring. Pops
interacts with the fans and makes his way down to the ring for this Elimination
Chamber qualifier. After getting in the
ring and getting the crowd psyched up, the music changes and plays:
Peach, Pomegranate, Lime Margarita
Green, orange, purple margarita
Salt, rocks, frozen margarita
Hey Margarita!
The fans pop as
the Masked Banana makes his way out. He
is in shock at the reception he’s getting from the crowd. He is then joined on stage by his tag team
partner the flannel wearing lumberjack Jack Lumber. Lumber accompanies MB down to the ring. They climb into the ring and the Flannelnanas
get a huge pop. Jack shakes MB’s hand
wishing him luck and MB asks for a hug.
Jack rolls his eyes but obliges.
He then leaves. The bell rings
and this one begins. MB took control
early on but as the match progressed, Pops would drop MB with spinning side
slams and the pimp drop, both of which MB managed to kick out of because Pops
didn’t hook the leg. MB hits Pops with
a Potassium boost and the crowd rallies behind him as Pops rolls out of the ring
to catch his breath. While out there, the
World Champion the Wicked Prophet sneaks in from from the crowd and attacks
Pops dropping him with the Unrighteous Dominion before rolling him back into
the ring. Banana and the ref didn’t see
any of it. Pops managed to get back to
his feet but MB caught him with the Banana Split and he went for the cover,
hooking the leg and getting the 1-2-3.
The Masked Banana gets the win and secures the #4 spot in the
Elimination Chamber. In a show of good
sportsmanship, MB goes to check on Killa and helps him to his feet. Pops looks at him but in the end, shakes his
hand. Pops leaves allowing MB to soak in
the adulation from the crowd before leaving but looks to the audience and sees
Prophet mocking him. He glares at him
mumbling under his breath. (13 min)
Back in the office
of the GM, Phat Sol walks in. He greets
the GM’s. “Listen, I know I lost to Dr.
Red Fang in the qualifier match and you gave me this rematch tonight but I really
feel that I got robbed in that match and think we need a redo. I would like our match tonight to be a redo
for the Elimination Chamber qualifier.”
Max and Bull think about it. Bull
states “We just can’t keep redoing matches when one party loses. We’d never get anywhere. However, if you are willing to put something
on the line..” Phat asks “Like
what?” Max says “You are next in line
for the Anytime, Anywhere title. If you
lose this match tonight, you lose that spot to Fang. Is it a deal?” Phat doesn’t skip a beat. “Of course.
For a chance at the World Title, of course I’m in.” The three shake hands and it looks like we’ll
have one more qualifier before the night is over.
We head back to
the ring for our next Elimination Chamber qualifier for the night. First, Madman Mason comes out to massive boos
from the crowd. He flips off the fans
and gets in the ring continuing to jaw jack with them. The music changes and the fans practically
explode as ‘the Hoff’ Davis Hoffmeister makes his way out. He shakes hands with the fans as he makes his
way down to the ring. Mason attacks
Davis starting this one off but the Hoff was ready for him and took the match
to the madman. Mason however would hit
Davis with the Psychotic Break and get a near fall. That began the Madman’s offensive run until
Jack Lawson came out. Mason got
distracted by his former partner’s appearance and took his eyes off the
prize. That allowed Davis to drop Mason
and lock in the Hollywood Clutch (camel clutch). Mason was trapped in the middle of the ring
and had no choice but to tap out. Davis
drops him and with this win, he clinches the #5 spot in the chamber. Davis leaves as Jack Lawson enters the
ring. Lawson grabs Mason by the hair and
looks to the fans who pop. He then hits
Mason with a thunderous chokeslam which the fans enjoy. Lawson then called for a tombstone piledriver
and picked Mason up. Just as he was
ready to deliver it, Mason wiggled out of it and hit Lawson with a low blow
before hightailing it out of the ring.
Lawson eventually got to his feet and went after his former tag team partner. (13 min for the match; 5 for the aftermath)
Back in the office
of the GM, Master Bull announces that this Saturday will be the Saturday Night
Showdown with an Elimination Chamber match and a few other matches to be added
at the end of the show. Max says he will
announce the other matches towards the end of the show.
We go back to the
ring for the rematch between Phat Sol and Dr. Red fang. It doesn’t take long as the two come out at
the same time and brawl down to the ring.
The ref immediately rings the bell and Fang hits an airplane spin. Phat shakes it off and hits the Phat-Phat
(brainbuster). He goes for the pin but
Fang kicks out at two. The two continue
to brawl and at the 8 minute mark, Fang goes for the Vampire Lunge but Phat
moves at the last moment and Fang hits the steel post. Phat continues to go for the pin but Fang
keeps kicking out. The frustration is
starting to get to him. At the 21 minute
mark, both men took the fight to the outside.
Fang threw Phat back in first and the ref started to admonish Phat about
keeping the action in the ring. Before
Fang got back in the ring, Scooter J snuck in from the crowd and sucker punched
Fang and rammed him into the steel post.
He then rolled Fang into the ring.
Scooter J then took off through the crowd. The ref finally let Phat go and Phat picked
up Fang and then hit the jaw jacker.
Phat went for the pin and got the 1-2-3.
Phat Sol gets the win and now he takes Fang’s spot in the Elimination
Chamber. The fans pop for him as the ref
raises his arm in victory. Phat then
heads to the back. Fang gets back to his
feet snarling and growling and then makes his way to the back. (23 min)
Killa Pops walks
into the GM’s office and says that Prophet cost him a shot at the chamber. Max and Bull think it was uncalled for so
they will make Prophet defend the title in two weeks and Pops will get that
shot. Pops thanks the GM’s and leaves.
Next up, we have
rematch. The Snake Pit lost their number
1 spot to the team of El Chango, Leon Teremoto and Magnum Kone. The Pit has demanded a rematch but also, the
6 Man Tag Champs didn’t think a team who has had one match together deserved an
automatic title shot so this one was added to the lineup for tonight. First, the Snake Pit (Leiton, Niven and
Tobias Snake) come out to massive booing from the crowd. They mostly ignore the fans although Leiton
got into a verbal altercation with one fan.
Once in the ring, the music changed and out comes their opponents for a
street fight. El Chango, Leon Teremoto
& Magnum Kone come out to a nice pop from the crowd. Magnum has a portable cooler around his chest
and digs out ice cream treats for the kids at ringside. Once the treats are exhausted, the trio enter
the ring. The Pit attack them and for 8
solid minutes, the Snakes dominated the match.
After that point, El Chango and team got in a couple rounds of triple
teaming and that began their offensive run.
At the 15 minute mark, the action had spilled to the outside of the ring
(legal in this street fight). Niven
deadlifted El Chango and hit a powerbomb on the (padded) floor. Niven then picked up El Chango taking him to
the timekeepers table. He started to set
up to do another powerbomb but El Chango fought out of it and after a well
placed kick to the gut, he hit a piledriver on the table. The table collapsed and the fans chanted
“HOLY SH!T”. El Chango went for the cover and while Leon
and Magnum prevented Leiton and Tobias from interfering, he got the 1-2-3. El Chango, Leon Teremoto and Magnum Kone get
the win and secure their title shot for the 6 Man titles at the PPV. While celebrating, the champs came out and
stood on the ramp. Maximillian Redbeard,
Killa Pops and Superquake Ferguson stood tall with their titles held high. There was no further altercation between the
teams. Once the champs left, El Chango
and team also departed. (15 min)
Ladies Champion
Sassy Maxine DeVito is cutting a promo and says that no one is on her
level. She doesn’t care who she fights
tonight as they will ultimately lose anyway.
Back at the ring, Husky
Kahn has already made his way down and was pacing in the ring. The music changed and out comes Adam Jameson who
makes a beeline for the ring. Husky bails
and makes it look like he’s going to walk away after Adam prevented him from
getting back in the ring but Adam finally relented and stepped back. Husky walked up the steps and climbed through
the ropes. This was another brawl and
not a match so the ref almost called the match a no contest but he got control
back in the nick of time. Husky hit Adam
with a right and dragged him to the corner where he climbed the turnbuckle and
dropped nailing Adam with the bonzai drop.
He went for a pin but Adam got his foot on the bottom rope. He dragged Adam to the center of the ring and
went to the top rope (NOT a good idea) and launched with a B-52 splash but Adam
moved and Husky crashed in the ring.
Adam began opening a can of whoop ass on Husky and then caught him with
a well placed spin kick. He went for the
pin and the ref counted to 3 just barely before Husky kicked out. The match is over and Adam gets the win much
to Husky’s dismay. Husky attacked Adam
beating him down and then threw him over the top rope. He went to the outside of the ring and
started to pull back the ringside padding.
He then picked Adam up and bodyslammed him on the exposed concrete
floor. A bunch of refs came from the
back and surrounded Adam to prevent Husky from attacking him further. Husky, a sore loser, is sent to the back amid
booing from the fans. He flips them off
and stomps to the back. Adam is helped
to the back for medical attention. (24
min for the match; 5 for the aftermath)
Interviewer Larry
Morton is backstage and he invites in Apollo Gyze. Larry says that Rad had to get some stiches
because of the underhanded attack from Apollo.
He reminds Apollo also that Rad is the champion, not him. Apollo says that possession is 9/10’s of the
law and since he has the title and that makes him the champion. He’s not apologizing for anything. Just then, GM Master Bull walks in and tells
Apollo to hand over the title or risk suspension. Apollo turns and runs with the title. Master Bull shakes his head.
It’s time for our
TV title defense. First, the 5th
Column come out to boos from the crowd.
Baron Von Blood walks down to the ring first followed by Oswald
Zimmerman and Karl Braun. As soon as
they arrived at the ring, the ref immediately ordered Oswald and Karl to the
back to ensure they would not get involved in the match tonight. Baron seemed pissed but dealt with it. Next, the TV Champion the Banker comes out
with his manager Ruth Heartless. The duo
are booed as they make their way down to the ring. The Banker gets in and after throwing a glare
at Baron, he climbs the turnbuckle holding the TV title high. He steps down and hands the title over. He begins to stretch as he waits for the bell
to ring. As soon as the bell rang, the
two just started slugging each other with no real outcome. The Banker then hits the deposit diving DDT on
Baron. Baron retaliates by socking the
Banker in the face. Baron begins to
choke the Banker on the ropes but then Ruth gets up on the apron and distracts
Baron with her beauty. The Banker
capitalizes by hitting another deposit diving DDT and a hurl out of ring. Ruth went over and as the Banker distracted
the ref, she hit Baron in the head with the briefcase. She scurried back to the other side of the
ring. The ref began to count and when he
reached 10, it was apparent Baron wasn’t making it back in so he called for the
bell and awarded the match to the Banker via countout. The Banker celebrated as the fans booed. Ruth joined him and yelled at the fans to be
appreciative of the TV champ but they responded negatively. The duo left.
Baron was helped to his feet but he pushed the ref away. He stumbled to the back. (7 min)
After a brief
hiatus, Ladies Champion ‘Sassy’ Maxine DeVito comes out and walks to the
ring. She gets on the mic and says that
she is still waiting to see who her opponent will be tonight. Taylor Bella comes out first and stands on
the stage. The fans pop for her. She has a mic and says that she is
challenging Maxine tonight for the title.
She is interrupted by Hayley Hailstone who also has a mic and says “I
beg to differ but I’m getting the title match tonight. “Nope, nope nope” comes across the sound
system and out walks Violet Valkyrie.
“Sorry, but that title shot is going to me”. Finally, Catalina Harper comes out and
corrects them all. “I am the #1
contender; I have the best record in HCW so if anyone is getting the match,
it’s me.” The four begin to argue. While that was going on, Korbi Kong walks out
passing by the bickering women and walks to the ring. She says that since no one else can make up
their minds, she is challenging Maxine for the title. As the bell rings, the four ladies on stage
stop in bewilderment as this newbie just took one of their spots.
The main event
tonight is Maxine vs Korbi. Before the
match began, Korbi is attacked by Missy Chick who beats her down and then
rammed her into the steel post. She then
rolled Korbi back in and walked over to the timekeeper and demanded he ring the
bell.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Both Women
in rolled DC
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a THE SASS ATTACK....
Korbi Kong
(f) attempts to defend against THE SASS ATTACK but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Both Women
in rolled DC
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a THROW OVER TOP ROPE....
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) attempts to defend against THROW OVER TOP ROPE but is
unsuccessful.
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) is on the outside. The
ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) makes it back into the ring at the 4 count.
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Both women
in rolled DC
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC/TT
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC/TT
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a CHINLOCK CHOKE....
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a WHIP INTO TURNBUCKLE....
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a GUILLOTINE CHOKE....
Korbi Kong
(f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC/TT
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a HAIR-PULL MAT SLAM....
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a MILE HIGH FLYING ELBOW DROP....
Korbi
Kong (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC/TT
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a DIVING FOREARM TO BACK....
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a ROLL-UP PULLING THE TIGHTS....
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Korbi
Kong (f) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Both Women
in rolled DC
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a BIG BOOT TO FACE....
Korbi Kong
(f) absorbs the punishment.
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Korbi
Kong (f) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC/TT
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a STIFF FOREARM UPPERCUT....
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong (f)
rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK....
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a ROLL-UP PULLING THE TIGHTS....
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Korbi
Kong (f) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC/TT
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC/TT
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a DIVING FOREARM TO BACK....
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a ROLL-UP PULLING THE TIGHTS....
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Korbi
Kong (f) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Both women
in rolled DC
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a TORNADO DDT....
Korbi Kong
(f) absorbs the punishment.
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Korbi
Kong (f) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC.
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a BIG BOOT TO FACE....
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a BACKBREAKER....
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a HAIR-PULL SNAPMARE....
Korbi Kong
(f) absorbs the punishment.
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Korbi
Kong (f) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC.
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a THE SASS ATTACK....
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a REAR CHIN LOCK....
=====
In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a TORNADO DDT....
Korbi Kong
(f) absorbs the punishment.
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Korbi
Kong (f) was pinned by Sassy Maxine DeVito (f)!!!
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) wins with a TORNADO DDT over Korbi Kong (f) and retains the
Ladies title!!!
Maxine holds her
title high and leaves but the four ladies from before all come out to confront
her. Maxine turns and hightails it out
through the crowd. The ladies all follow
chasing her throughout the crowd.
We head back to
the office of the GM. Max McGillicutty
says that they just finalized the Super Showdown card and this is how it is
shaping up:
Saturday Night Showdown
Elimination
Chamber match to see who will challenge WP at the PPV
Texas Wildfire
Dr. Red Fang
Wilber Townsend
Masked Banana
Hayley & Catalina vs Taylor & Violet
Scooter J vs Dr.
Red Fang in a Lights Out match
Flannelnanas vs
Huber Clan for the #1 spot for the Tag Team titles.
Just as the show is coming to an end, something is going on in the ring so we head back out there.
The show comes to an end as the fans boo and Fang screams “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYBODY” Fang stands in the ring cackling as the cameras stop rolling.
Stay Tuned as our Saturday Night Showdown is next.
