Hello fans and welcome to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter. Tonight, we have a real treat for you with not 1, not 2 but 3 Elimination Chamber qualifying matches. Tonight 3 wrestlers get the opportunity to find out who will challenge the Wicked Prophet for the World Title. Also on the card, the Six Man Tag team Champions Maximillian Redbeard, Superquake Ferguson and Killa Pops will defend their titles. The number 1 contenders El Chango, Leon Teremoto and Magnum Kone were supposed to be next in line but they were attacked by the Snake Pit. El Chango and team have agreed to postpone their title shot until the PPV so that they can deal with the Pit. Finally, in our main event, the US title will be on the line with the unapologetic champion Apollo Gyze taking on ‘the Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo. Let’s get started with the action.
Pyro goes off and
the show is ready to begin. First,
Scooter J comes out to major booing from the crowd. He is accompanied by his tag team partner
TNT. They jaw jack with the fans and
Scooter J threatens to hit a couple but restrains himself. He and TNT climb into the ring and continue
the verbal assault against the fans. The
music changes and the fans pop HUGE as Texas Wildfire comes out. He makes his way down to the ring and then
climbs in. TNT takes a cheap shot at
Wildfire and the ref ejects him from the ring sending him to the back. Scooter J tried to complain but it didn’t’ do
any good. With TNT gone, the bell rings
and this one takes off. Scooter J and
Wildfire went toe to toe for a good solid 5 minutes until TW caught him with a
hangman’s clothesline. Wildfire then
controlled the match for the next 10 minutes getting 3 near falls. Scooter J then connected with a superkick at
the 15 minute mark but TW managed to kick out at the last possible moment. The ref then took a bump and was down. Just then, Dr. Red Fang came in from the
crowd and blasted Scooter J with a Vampire Lunge. TW and the ref both made it to their feet at
roughly the same time. TW then connected
with another Hangman’s clothesline. He
went for the pin and the ref counted 1-2-3. Texas Wildfire gets the win and
with this, he is the first to qualify for the Elimination Chamber. Scooter J gets up after TW has left and he is
mumbling under his breath. He’s not done
with Fang. (24 min)
Catalina Harper is
backstage and she’s gloating about beating everyone under the sun. Just then, Violet Valkyrie walks up to her
and says “You’re not as good as you think you are. One of us was a Champion; you…are a stand
in.” Catalina gets into her face and
challenges her to match tonight. Violet
accepts and says once she beats her, she’ll be the #1 contender for the Ladies
title. Violet walks off and Catalina
stands there stewing.
We head back to
the ring for our next Elimination Chamber qualifier. First, the loudspeakers blare “VAMPIRE LUNGES
FOR EVERYONE” and out comes Dr. Red Fang and his manager the Ambassador. The two are booed heavily as they make their
way to the ring. Fang, that despicable
vampire, almost bit a fan. They get in
the ring and Fang continues to mock the fans.
The music changes and then Phat Sol makes his way out. The fans give him a very warm reception as he
makes his way down to the ring. As soon
as he enters, Fang attacks and the match begins. Phat definitely had some ring rust going on
but as the match progressed, he started to warm back up. He drops Fang with the Phat Phat (brainbuster)
and goes for a pin but the Ambassador put Fang’s foot on the bottom rope to
stop the count. Fang eventually began to
battle back and with the help of his dastardly manager, he took control of the
match. At the 18 minute mark, the
Ambassador tried to interfere again but Phat dropped him with a straight right
hand. The Ambassador fell off the ring
apron. Phat turned around and Fang eye
gouged him. Fang then rolled Phat up and
put his feet on the second rope for leverage (and a handful of tights as well). The ref made the count not seeing the feet on
the ropes and counted to three. Dr. Red
Fang gets the win and is the second person entering the chamber. The Ambassador made it into the ring and
raised Fang’s arm as the victor. Just
then, Scooter J hit the ring with a steel chair in hand and smashed the
Ambassador with it dropping him to the mat.
He turned to Fang and smashed the chair over the head of the
vampire. Fang didn’t fall. In fact, he got this crazed look in his eyes
as a trickle of blood made its way down the side of his face. Scooter J rammed the chair into Fang’s ribs
taking the air out of his lungs. He then
dropped the chair and DDT’d Fang on the chair.
That did it. Fang is out. Scooter J stands tall and laughs and the fans
boo him. He sneers at Fang and walks
away. (19 min for the match; 5 for the
aftermath).
We are treated to
a vignette. Who is Korbi Kong. We learn that she hails from Colorado
Springs, CO. We learn that she was
raised by wolves in the in the icy peaks of the Pikes Peak range. Her rough and tumble nature naturally led her
to UFC style fighting but she opted to eventually make it to the (somewhat)
quieter world that is professional wrestling.
After breaking a door off its hinges (she pulled when she should have
pushed), she decided that this would be the life for her.
We head back to the
ring for our 3rd Elimination Chamber qualifier. First, the lights go dim and a single lantern
lights the ramp. Wilber Townsend makes
his way out wearing his creepy mask. He
is booed and he turned abruptly towards a couple of unruly fans and he scared
them causing them to jump back. The fans
around them laughed. Wilber gets into
the ring and removes his mask. He then
motions for his opponent to join him.
The music changed and out we hear “TIMMMMMMMMMBERRRRRRRR” and out comes
the flannel wearing lumberjack Jack Lumber accompanied by his tag team partner
the Masked Banana. MB stands with
Lumber on the stage and then Jack heads to the ring solo. Jack
gets in the ring and gives Wilber a weary glance and then raises his arms to a
pop from the crowd all the while keeping an eye on Wilber. The bell rings and this one is off. Jack started off strong but a low blow from
Wilber curtailed his offensive run. Jack
was starting to make his way back and went for the TIMBERRRR but Wilber moved
and took him to the mat and began pummeling him with mounted elbow
smashes. He then quickly hooked the leg
and with a handful of tights, he got the 1-2-3.
Wilber just stole the win. With
this match completed, we now have 3 of our 5 competitors for the Elimination
Chamber. Jack was a little depressed but
the fans popped for him anyway trying to lift his spirits. He shook hands with a few of the fans before
heading to the back. (6 min)
We head backstage
and we’re with Adam Jameson. AJ says
that he was totally robbed in his match against Husky Kahn and challenges the
newcomer to a rematch. Husky walks in
and calls AJ a crybaby and if he wants another shot at him, he’d be happy to
oblige. Husky walks off and AJ seems
appeased.
Our next match
gets underway when Catalina Harper makes her way down to the ring amid booing
from the fans. She nonchalantly flips
them all off and smiles about it. She
gets in the ring and begins to pace like a cat.
The fans pop as Violet’s music hits and she comes out to a loud
explosive pop from the crowd. She makes
her way down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Catalina bails from the ring. Violet climbs the turnbuckle with arms raised
high. She steps down and beckons for
Catalina to return to the ring.
Eventually Catalina returns and the match begins. About 2 minutes into the match, Hayley
Hailstone snuck in from the crowd and when Violet was on the outside of the
ring, Hayley rammed Violet into the steel post before sneaking off in the
crowd. Catalina went out and dragged
Violet back in the ring. Violet was
busted open. Catalina continued to beat
her down and then finally hit a vicious forearm uppercut. Violet dropped to the mat. Catalina went for the pin and got the
1-2-3. Catalina gets the win but her celebration
is cut short when Taylor Bella makes her way out. She tried to tell the ref about the cheating
Catalina participated in. Catalina
mocked Taylor who charged at her in the ring.
Catalina bailed out of the ring and walked backwards up the ramp
laughing at Taylor. When Taylor had
enough of the mocking, she ran after Catalina who turned tail and bolted to the
back. Taylor followed her to the
back. Violet started to stir but as she
was getting to her feet, Hayley attacked her from behind dropping her with the
What the Hail. Hayley stood over Violet but
turned when Catalina came running back out being chased by Taylor. Violet got to her feet as all 4 women were in
the ring and began brawling. While the
brawl was going on, Ladies Champion Maxine DeVito came out and laughed at them
fighting amongst themselves. The ladies
in the ring stopped and saw Maxine on the stage laughing and they all took off
to go after Maxine. Her eyes went super
wide as she saw 4 women charging at her and she took off before anyone could
get her.
We head backstage
with the Six Man Tag Team Champions Killa Pops, Maximillian Redbeard and
Superquake Ferguson. Pops says that they
are ok with the postponement against El Chango and team but tonight, they still
have to defend the titles tonight. GM
Master Bull walks in and says that the champs will defend the titles tonight
against the O.O.G. Redbeard asked “Who
the hell is that?” Bull says “You don’t
know? Come on…Ovaltine Jackson, Outback
Oscar and Ghee Buttersnaps.” Pops said “What
is the holy hell is that supposed to be?”
The champs walk off shaking their heads.
Bull looks after them. “WHAT?”
Our first title
match is next. First, Ovaltine Jackson,
Outback Oscar and Ghee Buttersnaps make their way out to a pop from the
crowd. They head into the ring and begin
to get the crowd pumped up. Next, the
Champs make their way out and the fans pop huge for Killa Pops, Superquake
Ferguson and Maximillian Redbeard. The
champs head down to the ring holding their titles over their heads. They get into the ring and each man climbs
the turnbuckle holding their titles high.
They step down and hand the titles to the ref. He sends 4 men out of the ring and the match
begins. The champs started strong but
then the challengers got in a triple team on Killa Pops that led to a pin
attempt but Killa kicked out at 2.
Killa eventually makes the tag to Redbeard. After a few moments, the champs got in back
to back double teams and that gave them the advantage. They continued to hold the lead throughout
the match. At one point, the champs each
hit huge moves on their opponents; Ferguson hit Oscar with a chokeslam,
Redbeard hit Ghee with a Knoggin Stomp and Pops hit Ovaltine with the Pimp
Drop. This gave the champs the extra
oompf they needed to close the match.
Redbeard got tagged in and dropped a huge leg drop on Ghee. He made the cover and got the uncontested
1-2-3. The champs are victorious and retain
their titles. They celebrate in the ring
and then El Chango, Leon Teremoto and Magnum Kone came out. The walked to the ring and climbed in. They extended their hands to the champs who
shook them. The challengers didn’t let
go though. In fact, they attacked the
champs beating them down. Everyone was
shocked as the Desperados and the King of Cones put the boots to the
champions. El Chango gets on the mic and
says that they were bullied out of the match tonight by the champs because they
were afraid to meet them. They say that
they were set to wrestle tonight but someone else thinks the money match is at
the PPV. That’s fine; they’ll take the
extra paycheck. Magnum asks the fans not
to boo them as they are not the bad guys here; the champs are. The match is still on and they will become
the new champs. Surprisingly, the fans
didn’t boo them but gave them a nice pop.
Pops, Superquake and Redbeard scowled as they left to go to the back. (24 min for the match; 5 for the aftermath)
We head backstage
and meet up with ‘the Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo and his manager Ms.
Alexandria. Rad says that tonight for
fun, he is going to beat the tar out of Apollo and while he’s at it, he’s
taking the US title. Rad says he is not
apologize for exposing Apollo for the goofball he is. The CHAMP takes the belt home tonight. Rad and his manager walk off.
Also backstage is
the US Champion. Apollo calls Gumbo a
crybaby wannabe and says that the only punishment being dished out tonight is
the ass-whupping he’s dishing on Gumbo.
Apollo picks up a pencil and snaps it in half before walking off.
It is time for our
main event. The loudspeaker blares “GUMBO
7:30 MEANS ITS SUPPA TIME, BITCH” and out comes the Ragin Cajun and his
manager. The fans pop loudly for him. He makes his way down to the ring and climbs
the turnbuckle getting the fans psyched up for the match. Everything goes sour when we hear “APOLLO
GYZE DON’T APOLOGIZE” and the US Champion makes his way to the loudest booing
of the evening. The champ saunters down
the ring basking in the venom the fans are spewing his way. He climbs in the ring and Rad takes one step
towards him and Apollo bails out of the ring.
He begins to yell at the ref to make Gumbo step back so he can
enter. Gumbo is in disbelief that this
coward holds the 3rd highest title in HCW. He shakes his head and steps back to the corner. After some hemming and hawing, Apollo FINALLY
gets into the ring. Gumbo asks for the
match to begin and once the bell rang, Rad went after Apollo who once again
bailed out of the ring. The ref wasn’t
taking his crap this time and began counting.
Apollo told the ref to stop but almost got counted out. Once back in the ring, the match officially
began.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Apollo Gyze
rolled DC
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a WHERE Y'AT? (QUICK JABS)....
Apollo
Gyze absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Apollo Gyze
rolled DC
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a FLIRT WITH THE LADIES....
Apollo
Gyze absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Apollo Gyze
rolled DC
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a FLIRT WITH THE LADIES....
Apollo
Gyze attempts to defend against FLIRT WITH THE LADIES but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Apollo Gyze
rolled OC.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.
Apollo
Gyze executes a JUMPING CLOTHESLINE....
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a EYE GOUGE....
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Apollo Gyze
rolled DC
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a BURBON STREET BLUES....
Apollo
Gyze reverses BURBON STREET BLUES!
Apollo
Gyze executes a FLYING DROPKICK....
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Apollo Gyze
rolled DC
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a BURBON STREET BLUES....
Apollo
Gyze neutralizes BURBON STREET BLUES.
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Apollo Gyze
rolled OC.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC/TT
Apollo
Gyze executes a SPIN-OUT POWERBOMB....
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a COTTONMOUTH CLUTCH....
Apollo
Gyze is attempting a pin!!!
1...
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Apollo Gyze
rolled DC
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
Apollo Gyze
rolled OC.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.
Apollo
Gyze executes a ENZUIGIRI....
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a COTTONMOUTH CLUTCH....
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Apollo Gyze
rolled OC.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.
Apollo
Gyze executes a RUNNING BIG BOOT TO CHEST....
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a NEW ORLEANS CRAB....
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo straps in the NEW ORLEANS CRAB.
Apollo
Gyze submits!!!
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo wins with a NEW ORLEANS CRAB over Apollo Gyze!!!
Rad Gumbo gets the
win and becomes the NEW US CHAMPION!
Apollo can’t believe it. Gumbo is
handed the title and he holds it proudly over his head. Apollo rolls out of the ring and grabs a
steel chair. He slides back in and pearl
harbors Rad smacking him repeatedly with the chair. Apollo then makes a mock cover and slaps the
mat three times. He grabs the title and
declares himself the champion and he leaves the ring. Medics hit the ring and check on Rad. He’s wearing a crimson mask and he shrugs
them off. He glares at Apollo through
his rose colored glasses as the show comes to a conclusion.
Be sure to tune
back in as things are really heating up.
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