Wednesday, March 21, 2018

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2018 #659 – Phoenix Heat – Elimination Chamber


Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of HCW’s Phoenix Heat.  Tonight, we bring you the very first ELIMINATION CHAMBER match in HCW history.  Pyro goes off and the fans in attendance explode in anticipation for tonight’s show.  GM Master Bull comes out and the fans get louder.  He makes his way down to the ring which is surrounded by the Elimination Chamber.  He gets on the mic thanking the fans for attending and he says that tonight’s show will be off the charts.  He is interrupted by none other than the GM from Tacoma King Rad Gumbo.  Gumbo makes his way down accompanied by Queen Alexandria to the ring and the fans boo the crap out of them. 

Rad says he had to show up because tonight is a sham.  He tells Master Bull that the Ghouls cannot wrestle in the chamber tonight as they are NOT part of the Phoenix roster.  Rad says he will ruin Bull’s premiere show if he does not agree to THIS.  Queen Alexandria opens a briefcase and Rad takes something out of it.  He presents Bull with a piece of paper and Bull, after reading it, exclaims “That’s blackmail”.  Rad smiles and asks if Bull wants the show to continue or not.  Bull, outsmarted, snarls at Rad and signs it.  Rad then says that he graciously will allow his Tacoma team to participate in Bull’s little match.  He takes the piece of paper and he and his Queen walk away laughing.

Master Bull says that there was a hiccup in the show but now that Gumbo is gone, he can start on the show but first, he’s going to have a video run hyping up the show and how we got to this point. 

A video airs showing Graham’s Ghouls and the story that led them to this point.  There are also recaps on how the Banker, the Unknown Assassin and Wilber Townsend on who they all defeated to get to this point. 

Once the video ends, we head backstage where King Rad is usurping his authority pushing the Phoenix roster around.  He purposely bumps into Buzz Steel and berates him for being in “his zone”.  Buzz says Rad can’t do anything to him and pops him one.  Gumbo goes down and those watching begin to laugh.  Embarrassed, Rad storms off.

We head back to the ring and it’s time to get this thing underway.  First, Ant Graham comes out and introduces his Ghouls – Wolfman Keg, Mason the Mangler and finally “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” Dr. Red Fang.  The fans boo as the 6 man tag team champs make their way down to the chamber.  As a reminder, the titles are not on the line but at least one member of the Ghouls needs to win or they will be stripped of the belts.  They take their time getting into the chamber and await their opponents.  Ant Graham is told he will not be at ringside and he starts to flip out.  Security comes out and removes him but instead of taking him from the ring, he is locked into a shark cage and hoisted up and off the side from the cage to prevent him from having any chance of interfering.

While that is going on, we head backstage again where King Rad storms into Master Bull’s office and demands a shot tonight against Buzz Steel.  Gumbo says he wants the “upstart” in the ring to teach him a lesson at any cost.  Bull says that the item he was required to sign – another shot at World Champion Starbuck Steel - can be the “carrot”.  Bull says that if Rad wins, he gets the title shot however, if Buzz wins, HE gets the shot.  Rad, outsmarted, reluctantly agrees.  I guess we have another match tonight added to the card.

We head back to the ring and Wilber Townsend comes out first followed by the Banker and his manager Ruth Heartless.  Finally, J C Dykes comes out and introduces the Unknown Assassin.  They wait impatiently as security comes out to line the ramp so that they can make it down to the chamber “safely”.   Dykes and Ruth Heartless take up different sides of the chamber to encourage their wrestlers on. 

The action begins with all 6 men in the ring and they all begin to beat the snot out of each other.   The ref smartly stayed out of the way while the action fought all over the ring.  There were lots of high spots that the Banker, most of all, took advantage of.  After hitting a blind tag on Wilber, the Banker hits the Overdraft Uppercut on Mason and rolls him up for the 1-2-3.  The Banker scores the first pin and Mason is now out.  Exhausted, the Banker finds sanctuary and sits out the next part.  (19 min)

The next round begins with 2 of the Ghouls taking on the Unknown Assassin and Wilber Townsend.  This one actually saw blood flow from Wilber after getting launched into one of the unused pods.  Dr. Red Fang and Wolfman Keg took concentrated on Wilber as the Unknown Assassin really didn’t get involved.  Wilber began to fight back and actually injured Fang but Keg began to repeatedly kick and stomp on Wilber and then finally pulled his bloody carcass into the center of the ring and got the 3 count (again, UA just stood there).  Wilber has been eliminated.  (18 min)

The Banker rejoined the action but began to question why UA wasn’t doing more.  The Banker was going to begin the match but instead he forcibly tagged UA in and the Unknown Assassin began the match.  UA really opened a can of whoop ass and took on most of the action himself.  The Banker actually had to do a blind tag so he could get in on the action.  After about 5 minutes, UA tagged himself back in and tied Fang up in the cage links.  The Unknown Assassin then hit Wolfman Keg with a nerve pinch and ended up using that to score a pin.  Wolfman Keg has been eliminated.  (15 min)

Things pick up right where they left off but Fang was on the losing end of this.  The only thing going for him is that the Banker and Unknown Assassin decided they couldn’t work together and the two of them went at it also.  This was the longest fall of the event and Dr. Red Fang was hanging on for dear life.  Graham managed to somehow get Fang a foreign object that he used on the Unknown Assassin knocking him out.  The Banker was able to pick back up where he left off and after a solid 10 minutes of action, he hit Fang with the Tax Audit Turnbuckle Thrust and he made the cover and the ref counted 1…2…3.  The Banker scores the fall and with that, the Ghouls are stripped of the 6 man titles.   What’s left now is a title shot at any title they would want between the Unknown Assassin and the Banker.  The two meet in the middle of the ring for the last fall. (22 min).  Graham’s cage is lowered to the ground and he storms out of it heading to the back.

The Banker and the Unknown Assassin begins strong but just a few minutes in, you could tell they were both exhausted.  8 minutes in, the ref was standing in front of one of the pods and UA went to hit a spear on the Banker but he moved out of the way and UA hit the ref sending him crashing into one of the pods taking him out for 5 minutes.  With no ref to keep the action going, both men slowed down trying to catch their breath.  Finally, at the 13 minute mark, the ref got back up and we join the match at that point. 

===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

The Banker rolled DC

The Unknown Assassin rolled OC.

The Unknown Assassin executes a Standing Crossface....

The Banker attempts to defend against Standing Crossface but is unsuccessful.


===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====

The Banker rolled OC/TT

The Unknown Assassin rolled OC.

The Banker executes a Overdraft Uppercut....

The Unknown Assassin executes a Karate Chops....


===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

The Banker rolled OC.

The Unknown Assassin rolled DC

The Banker executes a Overdraft Uppercut....

The Unknown Assassin reverses Overdraft Uppercut!

The Unknown Assassin executes a Karate Chops....

The Banker absorbs the punishment.

The Unknown Assassin is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

The Banker was pinned by The Unknown Assassin!!!

The Unknown Assassin is attempting to climb out of the cage!

The Unknown Assassin reaches the top and removes part of the ceiling so he can climb out of the cage!

The Unknown Assassin wins with a Climb out of the Chamber over The Banker!!!

The Unknown Assassin wins the match and is told he will have a title shot at a match of his choice.  Manager J C Dykes is jumping up and down and says that UA is going to take a few days off and once he comes back, he will make his announcement.

Backstage, Buzz Steel says that he has not planned to be in the Chamber since he lost the qualifier match but is thankful he gets to go kick the ass of the Royal Jackass of HCW – King Rad.  Buzz says that tonight, Gumbo gets DELETED!

Also backstage is King Rad Gumbo and Queen Alexandria.  She tells Rad she won’t be allowed at ringside but he is ok with it as it is time to roll up the sleeves and show “tough love” to the peon Buzz Steel by teaching him what’s what.  Rad says he’ll beat the tar out of Buzz and then they can head back to their home back in Tacoma.

Our final match of the night kicks off with Buzz Steel making his way down to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd.  He entered the structure and waited for Gumbo to get his lazy ass down there.  Almost on cue, the Ragin Cajun-GM King Rad Gumbo comes out and the fans boo the crap out of him.  He ignores most of the people and flips off those who got under his skin.  Gumbo enters the ring and this one is ready to go.

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled OC/TT

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a COTTONMOUTH CLUTCH....

Buzz Steel executes a SUPERMAN PUNCH....


===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a FRENCH QUARTER NELSON (REST HOLD)....

Buzz Steel executes a FLYING KNEE SMASH....


===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a FLIRT WITH THE LADIES....

Buzz Steel executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER....


===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled OC/TT

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a Use Foreign object on Opponent....

Buzz Steel executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER ....

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo is attempting a pin!!!

1...

Buzz Steel kicks out of the pin!


===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

Buzz Steel executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER ....

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo attempts to defend against REVERSE NECKBREAKER  but is unsuccessful.


===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled DC

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a WHERE Y'AT?  (QUICK JABS)....

Buzz Steel reverses WHERE Y'AT?  (QUICK JABS)!

Buzz Steel executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER ....

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo attempts to defend against REVERSE NECKBREAKER  but is unsuccessful.


===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled DC

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a WHERE Y'AT?  (QUICK JABS)....

Buzz Steel neutralizes WHERE Y'AT?  (QUICK JABS).


===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC

Buzz Steel rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC/TT

Buzz Steel rolled DC

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a WHERE Y'AT?  (QUICK JABS)....

Buzz Steel absorbs the punishment.


===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC/TT

Buzz Steel rolled DC

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a Blind Opponent with Chain Link Fence....

Buzz Steel absorbs the punishment.

Buzz Steel is on defense for 2 more rounds.

===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled DC

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a Double Team Power Bomb....

Buzz Steel absorbs the punishment.

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

Buzz Steel kicks out of the pin!

Buzz Steel is on defense for 1 more rounds.


===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled DC

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a FLIRT WITH THE LADIES....

Buzz Steel absorbs the punishment.

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

Buzz Steel kicks out of the pin!

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo gets 8 points for the pin attempt.

Buzz Steel is no longer on defense.


===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled DC

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a FRENCH QUARTER NELSON (REST HOLD)....

Buzz Steel attempts to defend against FRENCH QUARTER NELSON (REST HOLD) but is unsuccessful.

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo is attempting a pin!!!

1...

Buzz Steel kicks out of the pin!


===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled DC

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a FLIRT WITH THE LADIES....

Buzz Steel absorbs the punishment.

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo is attempting a pin!!!

1...

Buzz Steel kicks out of the pin!


===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC

Buzz Steel rolled OC/TT

Buzz Steel executes a BUZZKILL (INSUGURI)....

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo attempts to defend against BUZZKILL (INSUGURI) but is unsuccessful.

Buzz Steel is attempting a pin!!!

1...

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo kicks out of the pin!


===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a WHERE Y'AT?  (QUICK JABS)....

Buzz Steel executes a THROW OUT OF RING....


"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Buzz Steel was pinned by "The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo!!!


"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo is attempting to climb out of the cage!

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo did not make it out of the cage!

Buzz Steel has 6 rounds to score a pin or submission!


===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled DC

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a ONION TWIST (MUTA LOCK)....

Buzz Steel absorbs the punishment.

Buzz Steel has 5 more rounds to score a pin or submission.


==== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC

Buzz Steel rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a COTTONMOUTH CLUTCH....

Buzz Steel executes a OFFER FRIENDSHIP BUT POKE IN EYE....

Buzz Steel has 4 more rounds to score a pin or submission.


===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

Buzz Steel executes a Backbody Drop onto Chainlink Floor AND

BUZZ CUT (DIAMOND CUTTER)....

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo attempts to defend against Backbody Drop onto Chainlink Floor AND

BUZZ CUT (DIAMOND CUTTER) but is unsuccessful.

Buzz Steel is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo kicks out of the pin!

Buzz Steel has 3 more rounds to score a pin or submission.


===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC/TT

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a COTTONMOUTH CLUTCH....

Buzz Steel executes a FLYING KNEE SMASH....

Buzz Steel has 2 more rounds to score a pin or submission.


===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====

The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

Buzz Steel executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER....

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo absorbs the punishment.

Buzz Steel has 1 more rounds to score a pin or submission.


===== In the 21st minute of the match: =====

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

Buzz Steel executes a OFFER FRIENDSHIP BUT POKE IN EYE....

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo attempts to defend against OFFER FRIENDSHIP BUT POKE IN EYE but is unsuccessful.

Just then, a hole burst open in the ring and out climbed Superquake Ferguson.  He threw Buzz around like a rag doll.  He was chokeslammed twice and squashed by the Cutting Edge.  World Champion Starbuck Steel ran down but there was no way for him to get in. 

Buzz Steel has 0 more rounds to score a pin or submission.


"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo climbs out of the cage!

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo wins with a Climb out of the Chamber over Buzz Steel!!!

King Rad Gumbo gets the win and will get one more shot at Starbuck Steel’s World Title.  The show comes to an end with Gumbo standing face to face with Starbuck on the ramp and Rad doing a LOT of smack talk.

Here is a preview of the next show (Gumbo hasn’t provided a match line up as of yet)


Superquake Ferguson will defend the Hardcore title
US title match between Texas Wildfire and Scooter J
Davis Hoffmeister
Brick
Bad News Marvin Barnes

And More.

Stay tuned.

Sunday, March 18, 2018

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2018 #658 (03/18) – Tacoma Thunder


Hello fans and welcome back to another episode of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder.  The show begins with (temporary) GM ‘The Ragin Cajun’ King Rad Gumbo along with Queen Alexandria come out to stand on the stage.  The fans boo them and the Queen takes the mic and screams for them to shut it.  That only riled the fans up even more.  King Rad said that Tacoma will continue to be the A-Show while Master Bull and the Phoenix roster will only ever be “second class”.  Rad says that he has a joker, a wild card if you will, up his sleeve. Master Bull will never see it coming.  He laughs and he and his queen leave the stage.

Lexy Flexx comes out after the pyro finished going off and took a mic.  She then called out Candice Charisma stating that she wasn’t done with her by a long shot.  Candice comes out but says she’s not going to lower herself to Lexy’s level and declines going to the ring.  Lexy then states that she is challenging Candice for her spot in the Ladies Top 10 line up.  Candice flips out.  Just then, the Ladies Champion Ravishing Raquel comes out and tells them that she will be defending her title tonight and it will be against one of the two of them but if Candice doesn’t want to forfeit her shot, she’d better head down to the ring now for her match.  Candice grumpily stomps her way down to the ring.

Lexy Flexx started off like a rocket and Candice struggled to keep up with her.  Candice managed to hit some high profile moves but Lexy owned this one.  Thinking that things were about to go south, she got out of the ring.  Lexy followed her.  Candice then whipped Lexy into the steel steps.  She then pulled out a set of handcuffs from under the ring and proceeded to handcuff Lexy to the ringside barrier.  She rolled back in the ring and sat cross-legged in the ring waiting for the count to be reached.  Finally, the ref counted to 10 and since Lexy wasn’t able to make it back in, she gets counted out.  Candice gets the win via countout and goes on to tonight’s main event to take on Ravishing Raquel.  Candice walks to the back as the fans boo and she points to her head seemingly insinuating she outsmarted Lexy.  (10 ½ min)

Backstage, the Smashers and MJ storm into the Ragin Cajun King Rad Gumbo’s office (he’s been insisting we use his full title).  They demand another title shot at Elitism.   Rad says they have to go through the Desperados first. And by the way, that match is up next.  He then kicks them all out of his office.

First, the Smashers and their manager MJ come out first and are booed.  Next, the fan favorites the Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto) come out and the fans go crazy.  MJ directs the Smashers to attack their opponents before the bell.  Leon gets whipped hard into the ringpost and he goes down.  They double team El Chango but he fights the off as the bell rings.   El Chango hits Smasher #1 with a Muta Lock but ends up getting tossed out of the ring.  Smasher #2 followed him out and hit him with the Fall of Man right on the exposed concrete floor.  El Chango is not able to make it back in and the Smashers get the win in only 30 seconds.  Medics come out and check out the Desperados.  Leon was busted open the hard way and needed help to the back.  El Chango was helped to the back also.  MJ gets on the mic and says that the most dominant team in all of wrestling is back and they want gold.  MJ demands that Elitism give them another title shot or they will continue to destroy the roster until there is no one left. 

King Rad is on the phone and it sounds like he making plans to go somewhere.  Rad tells Alexandria that “it’s done” and they are all set.  She smiles commenting “It must be great to be the King”.  He smiles back and says “You know it”.

We head back to the ring for the next match.  First, Lavender Gooms comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, the Duchess comes out and the reaction she got wasn’t much better.   She gets to the ring and this one begins pretty quickly.  A video of Candice backstage airs and Lavender uses the distraction to lock in the Lavender Lock and the Duchess tapped out.  Lavender gets the win and retains her spot.  (10 min)

Backstage, the Ladies Champion Ravishing Raquel and she credits Candice for being sneaky stealing a win over Lexy and distracting the Duchess to cause her to lose.  However, now she’s dealing with the Ladies Champion and that won’t work on her.  She tells Candice that she’d best bring her A-Game or this one will end fast tonight.

We go back to the ring for our next match.  Bishop Ripley makes his way out first and he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, Pete Punsher comes out and just when it looks like he’s going to whip out some puns, he pauses and then just heads to the ring.  The two battled tooth and nail for the entire match with neither giving an inch.  They took this one right to the time limit and just when Bishop connected with a perfectly executed flying dropkick, he made the cover but just ran out of time as the time limit expired.  This one ends in a draw and neither instigated any further aggression.  (20 min draw)

We cut back to GM King Rad in his office and he’s digging through his (Max McGillicutty’s) desk and he comes across a piece of paper that makes his face light up.  He says that this is huge and he’s going to head to the ring to drop this bombshell.

Before King Rad could make his way out, our next match is ready to go.  Billy Robbins is already in the ring and Superstar Chic Monroe makes his way down.  The match begins right away and Billy immediately slingshots Chic over the top rope and right to the floor.  Now, King Rad comes out and looks put off for having to delay his announcement.  Rad begins to walk to the ring and yells at the ref to call the match.  The ref looks perplexed and Rad says that the match is over.  Billy wins via countout blah blah blah.  Rad then orders everyone to leave.  Chic looked pissed off.  He, Billy and the ref all left leaving his royalness in the ring.

Rad says he has some huge news and says that even though it’s been in the works for a while now, he says that the name of the April PPV is officially changing.  He gloats that he’s beaten Max, Bull, hell, even the owners at this news and says that the new name for the PPV will be called Critical Mass.  The fans pop as they seem to like it but Rad yells at them for being sheep and pawns and he doesn’t care if they like his news or not so they can just shut their traps and sit their asses down.  The fans, of course, boo the HELL out of him and he smirks as he makes his way to the back.

It’s now time for our Main Event.  First, the challenger Candice Charisma comes out and the fans boo her.  She once again points to her head signaling how smart she (thinks she) is.  Her music is cut off and out comes…Lexy Flexx.  What is she doing here?  She waves at Candice as she goes to sit at commentary.  Candice isn’t happy.  The music changes again and…what is this a convention…out comes the Duchess.  She makes her way down and goes to sit at commentary opposite Lexy.  Candice is really getting pissed.  Finally, the champ’s music hits and out comes the Ladies champion Ravishing Raquel.  She gets into the ring and climbs each of the turnbuckles holding her title high.  She leans over the top rope and tells Lexy and the Duchess to stay out of the match…they can have what’s left of Candice after she’s completed her business.  The two women fought hard with Candice surprisingly staying one step ahead of the champ.  About 12 minutes in, Lexy got up and tried to interfere in the match tripping Candice.  She didn’t get caught.  3 minutes later, the Duchess got involved but she went after the champ knocking her off the top rope.   Candice capitalized on the interference and hit the ladies champ with a legsweep.  She went for the pin putting both feet on the ropes.  Just as the ref counted to three, he saw Lexy knocking Candice’s feet from the ropes.  The ref said that due to interference and Candice tried to cheat, he would award the match but not the title to Candice.  She threw a bitch fit.  This brought out GM King Rad and he said that he would reverse the decision but the ref told him that he had no power to do so.  Rad suggested that Raquel defend the title again in a fatal four way starting now but they would have a new ref as this one is now FIRED for talking back to him.  Rad has the ref removed and escorted out.  He then states that the fatal four way begins now…oh, and it will be ECW rules.

The four of them beat the holy hell out of each other with each of them hitting their specialty moves but someone always made the save.  Raquel, the Duchess and Lexy tripled teamed Candice quite a few times.  She actually tried to leave at one point but since this was a no countout/DQ match, it did no good.  Raquel did hit Candice with a chair busting her open (Lexy laughed at this).   Lexy would also be triple teamed beating her down.   The Duchess drew blood from Raquel after hitting her with a DVD player.   By 21 minutes into the match, the fans were on their feet throwing out “HOLY SHIT” chants.   We join the match at the 27 min mark. 


===== In the 27th minute of the match: =====

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled OC.

Candice Charisma (f) rolled OC/TT

Candice Charisma (f),  Lexy Flexx (f),  The Duchess (f) double teaming for 2 rounds.

Candice Charisma (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Candice Charisma (f) executes a DIVING CROSSBODY....

Lexy Flexx (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Lexy Flexx (f) executes a ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP....

The Duchess (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

The Duchess (f) executes a Clothesline With Barb Wire....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a specialty  (Simply Ravishing) on Steel Chair....

Candice Charisma (f), Lexy Flexx (f), The Duchess (f) are double teaming for 1 more rounds.


===== In the 28th minute of the match: =====

Candice Charisma (f) rolled OC.

Lexy Flexx (f) rolled OC.

The Duchess (f) rolled OC.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled DC

Candice Charisma (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Candice Charisma (f) executes a Non Involved Wrestler helps with Beatdown....(Lady Hermann comes out)

Lexy Flexx (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Lexy Flexx (f) executes a RUNNING LEG DROPS....

The Duchess (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

The Duchess (f) executes a RAKE EYES....

Double teaming ends.


===== In the 29th minute of the match: =====

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled DC

Candice Charisma (f) rolled DC

Both Women in rolled DC

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled OC.

Candice Charisma (f) rolled DC

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a Golf Clubs to the groin AND SIMPLY RAVISHING....

Candice Charisma (f) absorbs the punishment.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Candice Charisma (f) was pinned by Ravishing Raquel  (f)!!!

Ravishing Raquel  (f) wins with a Golf Clubs to groin AND SIMPLY RAVISHING over Candice Charisma (f)!!!

Ravishing Raquel retains her title in a very hard fought victory.  The show comes to an end with Raquel climbing each of the turnbuckles to pops from the crowd.

That brings this show to an end. 

Next up:  The ELIMINATION CHAMBER

Stay tuned.

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2018 #657 (03/14) – Phoenix Heat



Hello fans and welcome back to another episode of HCW’s Phoenix Heat.  The crowd pops as the cameras go live and pyro goes off.  We get right down to business as our first match is ready to go.

Today’s line up looks like this:

Starr Vixen vs Sarona Reiher
The Crocodile Hunter and Outback Oscar vs the Ryzing Storm
Angry Jack Lawson vs Phat Sol
‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger vs Perfect Pecs Stoddard
Elimination Chamber Qualifier:  Magnum Kone vs Wilber Townsend
Texas Wildfire vs Scooter J for the TV title

Kicking things off, Sarona Reiher comes out first and the crowd boos her as she makes her way down to the ring.  Next, Starr Vixen comes out and the fans go nuts.  She high fives the fans as she makes her way down to the ring.  She doesn’t waste any time and gets in the ring where Sarona is pacing back and forth.  Sarona started off strong but after about 10 minutes, Starr began to make a comeback.  Star shrugged off everything Sarona brought and then began to dish it out herself.  As the match was nearing the time limit, Starr hit Sarona with a Flying Fivearm but didn’t have enough in the tank to make the cover.  Sarona recovered first and dropped her with a savate kick but the bell rang before she could go for a pin.  This one ends in a time limit draw.  Sarona tried to inflict further damage but Starr showed her the exit via over the top rope and the fans popped.  Sarona made her way to the back and Starr celebrated with the fans before leaving.  (20 min draw)

We cut back to GM Master Bull’s office and he’s talking to….Magnum Kone.  Magnum is bandaged up and Bull says he’d understand if Magnum couldn’t wrestle tonight.  The King of Cones states that he will participate in the qualifier match tonight but says he’s not through yet with Superquake Ferguson.  Bull says he has an idea about that and closes the door to his office.

It’s time for the next match and the Ryzing Storm (Terra and Travis Ryzing) come out first and are booed pretty heavily.  Next, music hits and out comes Outback Oscar and the US Champion the Crocodile Hunter.  The fans pop huge as Croc and Oscar make their way down to the ring.   The Ryzing Storm attack before the bell and this one is off to the races.  Croc and Oscar dominated the match beating the tar out of Terra and Travis and came to a merciful end after Oscar hit Travis with a Full Nelson Face Smash.  Croc and Oscar get the win and leave as the crowd pops again for them.  (24 min)



Master Bull is alone in his office and he is talking on the phone with an unidentified source.  He says that Magnum will be ok and will still wrestle tonight.  He pauses listening and then responds with “Yes, I think that will be under control.”  Bull hangs up the phone and then sits back in his chair and smiles.

Our next match begins with Phat Sol making his way down to the ring to a pop from the crowd.  Next, Angry Jack Lawson storms out from the back and power walks (he looks really angry) and climbs over the top rope.  Jack tried to take out all his anger on Phat but the master of the Phat Phat didn’t succumb to the brute strength.  Phat hung in there all the way to the end and in the last few seconds of the match, Phat stuns Jack with a forearm smash just as the time limit expires.  This one ends in a draw.  Jack tried to keep going but Phat slipped out of the ring.  The fans popped as he made his way up the ramp but he was ambushed by the Unknown Assassin.  UA beat him down and once he tired of that, he threw Phat OFF THE STAGE right to the floor.  Phat’s fall was slowed by the tables he went through but I’m sure that still hurt.  He was stirring and UA couldn’t believe it.  Phat then got up and UA took off.  Phat climbed back up and he was fuming.  He took off after the Unknown Assassin.  (20 min draw; 5 min for the additional segment. 

Scooter J is backstage and he is bitching about how long it took for him to get this title match.  He says it will all be worth it once he wins the title but he won’t stop there and will continue to climb the ladder until the World Champion gives him the match he so rightfully deserves and he takes home the 10 lbs of gold.

The next match starts off with Perfect Pecs Stoddard making his way out to the ring and the fans booed as Stoddard would pause on his way to the ring and flex his pecs.  Once in the ring, the music changed and out comes ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger.   The crowd pops for Winger as he makes his way down to the ring.  He climbs in and is ready for action.  Winger remained in control for the entire match but he just couldn’t keep Pecs down for the 3 count.  Time flew in this match and the bell rang once again signaling a time limit draw.  Pecs took off knowing he was owned in this match and before Winger could leave, we hear blaring through the loudspeakers “DENIED”.  Winger watched the ramp for the Banker but it wasn’t via the ramp but through the crowed that the Banker came.  He blasted Winger with his briefcase and then tied him up in the ropes.  Winger struggled to get free but the match was exhausting.  The Banker pulled out the stamp.  Winger tried to kick at the Banker but he was just out of reach.  The Banker began putting the boots to the helpless Winger and after the struggles ceased, the Banker stamped the word “DENIED” right on Winger’s forehead.  He laughed saying that he denied Winger another win and said this will continue until Winger quits and leaves forever.  He left Winger tied up in the ropes and before leaving, blasted him once more in the head with the briefcase causing the blood to flow.  He sauntered to the back laughing.  The ref finally got Winger free and then helped him to the back.  (20 min draw)

We cut backstage and see the Tacoma Thunder GM ‘The Ragin Cajun’ King Rad Gumbo standing in Master Bull’s office.  He says that Bull showed up in his territory and cost him the World title.  Bull has a good laugh.  Rad says that it doesn’t sit well with him and says that if Bull wants a territory war, he will have one.  Bull stands up and tells King Rad that he better not be interfering in any of his matches tonight and Rad says he only came by to voice his disappointment in Bull and that he was leaving.  He walked out closing the door behind him.   Bull picks up the phone and tells security to make sure King Rad leaves and then orders them to secure the building.

It’s time for our next match which is the final Elimination Chamber Qualifier.  Right now, we have Graham’s Ghouls taking on Scooter J and the Unknown Assassin.  Will it be Wilber or Magnum joining them?  It’s time to find out.  Magnum Kone comes out first and begins to hand out ice cream to the kids but he is blindsided by Superquake Ferguson.  Superquake manhandles Magnum and then throws him into the steel steps.  The sound of that crash reverberated through the crowd.  Superquake stopped after security came down and escorted him out of the building.  The ref checked on Magnum asking if he wanted to continue and he said yes.  Next, Wilber Townsend comes out and the fans boo him.  Once in the ring, we are “treated” to one of Wilber’s creepy promos:

“Magnum, I admire your courage. Surely normal men lose sleep at just the mere thought of dancing with reapers. But war, justice... that's y'all's game, man. I dig it. I like games too. War, oooh, that's my favorite. My soul smiles at just the thought of your quivering hands waving those white flags, yeah. I would advise y'all to be careful inviting the devil in your backyard ... because he may just like it and decide to stay.  Magnum, follow the buzzards.”

Wilber goes right on the warpath but beat up as he was, Magnum stayed toe to toe with him.  Wilber tried to beat him down but Magnum kept getting back up.  Once the match hit 15 minutes, you could tell Magnum was being to get worn down.  Wilber turned up the intensity hitting Magnum with the Go to Sleep.  He didn’t go for the pin but instead hit a lifting sideslam.  Once again, he chose not to go for the pin and it almost cost him.  Magnum hurled Wilber into the corner but Wilber came out connecting with a short arm clothesline.  He rolled Magnum up and put his feet on the ropes and was able to secure the 1-2-3.  Wilber Townsend gets the win in 18 minutes and we now have all the entrants for our Elimination Chamber match and shockingly, it’s all HEELS!  That will be interesting to see how that plays out.

The TV champion Texas Wildfire is being interviewed and he says that Scooter J is a crafty devil and as everyone knows, is a cheat.  He will not fall to any of SJ’s tricks and he will walk out (holds the title in front of the camera) with “THIS” still intact.

It’s time for our main event.  First, Scooter J comes out and the fans boo the crap out of him.  He flips the loudest ones off with a double finger salute.   Next, music changes and out comes the TV Champion Texas Wildfire.  The fans pop is the loudest of the night and TW takes his time to interact with the fans as he makes his way down.  Finally, after entering the ring, he climbs the turnbuckles in each corner holding his title high.  The delay infuriates Scooter J who decides he had enough and attacks the champ.  After 3 minutes, Scooter J takes the action to the outside of the ring and the two fight.  He whips TW into the corner post and he goes down.  Scooter J re-enters the ring and stands there as the ref counts.  He’s clueless as the ref counts to 10 and counts TW out.  Scooter J runs around the ring with his arms in the air screaming “I did it!” however the ref has to remind him that the belt does NOT change hands on a countout.  Scooter J is furious and attacks the ref beating him down.  He begins to pummel the ref with the 10 punches but the TV champ is back in and hurls him off.   Scooter J says that there is no way TW would win a fair fight between them and he immediately challenges TW again for the belt but this time, wants a no countout/no DQ match.  Texas Wildfire accepts and says that at the next Tacoma show after the Elimination Chamber, the two of them will meet again and this time, nothing will prevent him from kicking Scooter J’s ass all over the building.  The fans pop as SJ stews in the ring.

Master Bull comes out just as the show is ready to end and announces that Elimination Chamber will be here in just one week with Graham’s Ghouls defending the 6 man titles against the team of Scooter J, the Unknown Assassin and Wilber Townsend.  It will be one to tune in for sure. 

With that, the show comes to an end.  Stay tuned as there is more to come. 

Here is a preview of our next show.





Tacoma Thunder House Show
Tacoma, WA
March 18, 2018 - 5:00 PM




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