HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 –06.04

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  This latest event took place in front of a packed crowd in Jacksonville FL. 

 

The show begins with a line of wrestlers standing outside of Hulk Hogan’s office.  The door opens and we hear Hogan yelling “Get the hell out of my office.”  Out come the Mexicali Flyers.  Hmm, I wonder what that was about.  Hogan shouts “Next” and then in walk 3MB members Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre.  They tell Hulk that they are “on fire” and would another shot at helping thin out the roster.   Hogan thinks about it for a minute and says “Those damn Mexicali Flyers.  My life will be easier with them gone.  Tonight, you too take on the Flyers in a ‘fight or be fired’ match. Do what needs to be done and we can talk about your future.”  Both men leave.   Next in walk Rockstar Spud and Mike Bennett. (Editor’s note:  I incorrectly said that Rockstar Spud cheated in his last 2 matches that saw interference from the Caped Crusader but in fact, the first time was Mike Bennett).   Spud and Bennett complain about this “Caped Crusader” and asks Hogan to handle it.  Hulk says “Leave it to me.  I’ll take care of it.”  Bennett and Spud seem appeased so they leave.

 

A vignette airs and it is the Undertaker in a dark room with a candle lit.  “Bray Wyatt, you are an opponent I have yet to face.  You come in asking for a title match.  Granted.  Nevertheless, I don’t have time to waste on you so our match will be one fall, winner takes all.  None of this ‘best of 3 falls’.  Be at the top of your game because when I’m done with you, you will surely REST IN PEACE.”  He then blows out the candle ending the segment.

 

Hogan makes his way to the ramp as pyro goes off and the show finally begins.  “My word is law and today, I am announcing that our June PPV Great American Bash will take place in Atlanta, GA.!”  The fans cheer.  “However, I don’t want any of you nasty Floridians contaminating my PPV so you are all banned!”  The cheering abruptly stops and booing echoes throughout the arena.  “Too bad…deal with it.  Tonight’s event will all be ‘fight or fired matches’.”  The booing gets louder.  “SHUT UP.”  The fans won’t stop so Hogan turns and leaves.  Small cheers (for Hogan’s departure) start to spring up.

 

The first match of the evening is Wam Bam Arsonist taking on Malo Leche de Mantequilla.  The match goes for 15 minutes with Wam beating the snot out of Malo.  The 719 Cartel (Rey Rey, Vam Chango and the Mexicali Flyers) come out to support their teammate.  Malo finds the intestinal fortitude (he took what he learned from Nick Diaz about keeping it real) and nailed a doom bomb.  He made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Wam Bam Arsonist is now out of a job.

 

The Cartel remained at ringside as the Mexicali Flyers got in the ring for their match.  Their opponents, 3MB members Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre came out accompanied by Heath Slater.  The match goes 21 minutes and saw 3MB tearing the Flyers up.  The final minute of the match, all 4 men get in the ring.  El Dragon Insano hits a dropkick sending Jinder Mahal flying out of the ring.  Malo Leche de Mantequilla grabbed Heath Slater  and dragged him under the ring. VamChango dumped Mahal into the audience.  Tornado en Fuego nails a huge kneelift on McIntyre and makes the cover.  The ref counts 1…2….3.  The Mexicali Flyers have just won their match.  Mahal and McIntyre are now out.  Salter claws his way out from under the ring and can’t believe what happened.  He heads to the back with his hands on his head.

 

Match #3 still sees the Cartel remain at ringside with their unofficial leader Rey Rey taking on King Mo.  This one went 15 minutes with Rey Rey decimating King Mo.  Mo never had a chance.  Rey finishes him off with the 6-1-9 to get the win and eliminate Mo from the roster.

 

Match #4 continues with the ‘fight or fired’ theme with the team of Tensai and Brodus Clay taking on Beer Money.   James Storm and Bobby Roode complained to the ref as why there were stuck in this type of match but the ref just shrugged his shoulders.  This one went the distance with Beer Money taking the fight to their opponents.  Everything Storm and Roode threw at them couldn’t get them a pin or submission.  As the clock was nearing the 30 minute time limit, Roode reverses a claw hold and nails a Northern Lariat.  Roode gets the win just before the time limit ran out.  Tensai and Brodus are both out.

 

In the back, we see Hogan stopping Wam Bam Arsonist.  “You know, brother, the Hulkster likes the cut of your jib.  I’ll tell you what…I’m going to keep you around in an advisor role.”  Wam was very thankful.  “But you have to do one thing…get rid of that STUPID name.  If you want to stick around, from now on, you go by your real name…Rocky Lapetus.”  Rocky thought about it for a moment and said “Sure Hulk. I can do that.”  Hogan shook his hand and said “Welcome back Rocky Lapetus.”  Hogan then walked away with Rocky seeming like he was on cloud 9.

 

Hogan comes out once more and tells us there is still plenty of time on the clock so he is authorizing a few more matches.  These are not part of the ‘fight or be fired’ stipulation as the last match saw that final match take place. 

 

Next on the card is John Cena taking on Batista.  The match was a short one that had the Animal dominate Cena.  It took only 6 quick minutes and an Enforcer Spinebuster to end this match.

 

The main event of the evening is a one fall, winner takes all match for the HWF World Heavyweight Title with the champion the Undertaker taking on his opponent Bray Wyatt.  A stipulation has been put in place that there can be no outside interference.  This will be a 60 minute street fight.  

           

The Undertaker executes a THROAT CHOKE....

 

Bray Wyatt neutralizes THROAT CHOKE.

 

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Bray Wyatt executes a KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS....

 

The Undertaker attempts to defend against KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS but is unsuccessful.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 5 more rounds.

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The Undertaker executes a CLOTHESLINE....

 

Bray Wyatt executes a LIFTING SIDESLAM....

 

Referee is incapacitated for 4 more rounds.

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Bray Wyatt executes a REAR CHINLOCK....

 

The Undertaker attempts to defend against REAR CHINLOCK but is unsuccessful.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 3 more rounds.

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The Undertaker executes a SMASH WITH 2"x4"....

 

Bray Wyatt executes a LIFTING FOREARM SMASH....

 

Referee is incapacitated for 2 more rounds.

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The Undertaker executes a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER....

 

Bray Wyatt executes a CHOKE WITH COWBOY LARIAT....

 

Referee is incapacitated for 1 more rounds.

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The Undertaker executes a THROW OPPONENT INTO TV ANNOUNCER....

 

Bray Wyatt executes a RAM HEAD INTO RINGSIDE BELL-GONG!....

 

Referee is no longer incapacitated.

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The Undertaker executes a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER....

 

Bray Wyatt executes a LIFTING FOREARM SMASH....

 

The Undertaker is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Bray Wyatt kicks out of the pin!

 

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The Undertaker executes a THROAT CHOKE....

 

Bray Wyatt executes a REAR CHINLOCK....

 

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The Undertaker executes a THE LAST RIDE....

 

Bray Wyatt absorbs the punishment.

 

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Bray Wyatt executes a RUNNING SENTON....

 

The Undertaker absorbs the punishment.

 

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The Undertaker executes a CLOTHESLINE....

 

Bray Wyatt attempts to defend against CLOTHESLINE but is unsuccessful.

 

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The Undertaker executes a TRIANGLE CHOKE....

 

Bray Wyatt attempts to defend against TRIANGLE CHOKE but is unsuccessful.

 

The Undertaker straps in the TRIANGLE CHOKE.

Bray Wyatt does not submit!

 

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The Undertaker executes a TRIANGLE CHOKE....

 

Bray Wyatt executes a THROW OPPONENT INTO TV ANNOUNCER....

 

The Undertaker straps in the TRIANGLE CHOKE.

Bray Wyatt does not submit!

 

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Bray Wyatt executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....

 

The Undertaker attempts to defend against SCOOP POWERSLAM but is unsuccessful.

 

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The Undertaker executes a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER....

 

Bray Wyatt executes a CHOKE WITH COWBOY LARIAT....

 

The Undertaker is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...

Bray Wyatt kicks out of the pin!

 

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Bray Wyatt executes a THROW OPPONENT INTO TV ANNOUNCER....

 

The Undertaker attempts to defend against THROW OPPONENT INTO TV ANNOUNCER but is unsuccessful.

 

The Undertaker looks to have hurt his leg.

 

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The Undertaker executes a THROAT CHOKE.... but collapses on his injured leg.

 

Bray stares at the Undertaker and has that looks like a shark in blood infested water.

 

Bray Wyatt executes a SMASH EMPTY CHAIR OVER HEAD - DRAW BLOOD....Undertaker collapses…out cold.

 

Bray Wyatt is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

The Undertaker was pinned by Bray Wyatt!!!

 

 

Bray Wyatt wins with a SMASH EMPTY CHAIR OVER HEAD - DRAW BLOOD over The Undertaker!!!

 

Bray Wyatt has just won the HWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE.  Wyatt’s warriors:  The Super Warrior, Centurion and the Warrior of Truth join their leader in the ring and celebrate as the event comes to an end.

 

That is all for now.  Stay tuned for more exciting action.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 06.03

Hello fans and welcome back to our latest installment of the HWF/CSWA wrestling newsletter.  Today’s news comes from sunny Orlando, FL.  The shows begins with Hulk Hogan coming out and the booing is almost deafening.   Hogan tells the fans to shut up right then and there or the show would be cancelled and they would all be sent home without any refunds.  It took a minute but he was finally able to speak again.  “The Hulkster’s word is LAW and what I say goes.  We already had one member lose the fight or fired match and we DON’T wish him best in his future endeavors.”  Hogan begins to laugh maniacally and as the fans begin to boo him again, he gives them a nasty look.  “I have the right to make whatever changes I want and today’s ‘fight or fired’ match will actually be a tag team match.  There has been some bad blood between Titus O’Neil and Darren Young but for this match, they must work together or both will be fired.  Their opponents today will be none other than 3MB members Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre and May the best team win.  With that, let’s start the show.”  The fans finally had something to cheer.

 

The show begins with Bran-Don-Goh vs Dirk Devon in a rematch for the European title.  This was a rematch from Wrestlemania where Bran-Don-Goh, after losing the 3 way battle for the Elitist title, miraculously defeated the Pick to win the European title.  (Word has it B was in the gym for the entire month of May getting himself prepared for his first title defense.)  The first fall goes to Dirk after hitting the bass body avalanche at the 20 minute mark.  The second fall immediately goes to Bran-Don-Goh who locks in a stepover toe hold facelock and gets Dirk to tap out 30 seconds in.  This means we go to sudden death.  Hogan comes out and makes this fall an ECW rules match.  The winner will be the champion.

 

_{Bran-Don-Goh executes a LEAPFROG BODY GUILLOTINE....}

 

_{Dirk "The Pick" Devon attempts to defend against LEAPFROG BODY GUILLOTINE but is unsuccessful.}

 

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_{Bran-Don-Goh executes a Golf Clubs to gonads AND DANGO SUPLEX SLAM....}

 

_{Dirk "The Pick" Devon neutralizes Golf Clubs to gonads AND DANGO SUPLEX SLAM.}

 

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_{Dirk "The Pick" Devon executes a Bass Body Avalanche....}

 

_{Bran-Don-Goh absorbs the punishment.}

 

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_{Dirk "The Pick" Devon executes a Bass Body Avalanche....}

 

_{Bran-Don-Goh attempts to defend against Bass Body Avalanche but is unsuccessful.}

 

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_{Bran-Don-Goh executes a COOKIE SHEET SMASH - DRAW BLOOD....}

 

_{Dirk "The Pick" Devon reverses COOKIE SHEET - DRAW BLOOD!}

 

_{Dirk "The Pick" Devon executes a The Fender Five-Arm....}

 

_{Bran-Don-Goh attempts to defend against The Fender Five-Arm but is unsuccessful.}

 

_{Dirk "The Pick" Devon is attempting a pin!!!  1...2...}

_{Bran-Don-Goh kicks out of the pin!}

 

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_{Bran-Don-Goh executes a THE 'SAID SO' STUNNER....}

 

_{Dirk "The Pick" Devon executes a The Pearl Drum Drop....}

 

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_{Bran-Don-Goh executes a DANGO SUPLEX SLAM....}

 

_{Dirk "The Pick" Devon executes a The Pearl Drum Drop....}

 

_{Bran-Don-Goh is attempting a pin!!!  1...2...}

_{Dirk "The Pick" Devon kicks out of the pin!}

 

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_{Bran-Don-Goh executes a THE 'SAID SO' STUNNER....}

 

_{Dirk "The Pick" Devon attempts to defend against THE 'SAID SO' STUNNER but is unsuccessful.}

 

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_{Bran-Don-Goh executes a LEAPFROG BODY GUILLOTINE....}

 

_{Dirk is up and nails a devastating DDT on a chair knocking Bran-Don-Goh unconscious.  Dirk drapes B over his shoulder and makes his way into the audience and up to an Eagles nest (balcony).}

 

_{Dirk "The Pick" Devon executes a Throw Opponent off Eagle’s Nest....Bran-Don-Goh goes crashing to the floor.  Dirk quickly climbs down.}

 

_{Dirk "The Pick" Devon is attempting a pin!!!  1...2...3}

 

_{Bran-Don-Goh was pinned by Dirk "The Pick" Devon!!!}

 

_{Dirk "The Pick" Devon wins with a Throw Opponent off Eagles's Nest over Bran-Don-Goh!!!  Dirk has just regained the European title.}

 

 

What an incredible start to today’s event.  Dirk Devon now holds two titles – the European title and ½ of the tag team titles with partner “The Axe”.

 

The next match is our ‘Fight or Fired’ match between Darren Young/Titus O’Neil and Jinder Mahal & Drew McIntyre.  The team of O’Neil and Young would not get on the same page and the 3MB members took advantage of it.  Titus refused to let Young into the ring for the entire match.  At the end, Drew locks in the Aberdeen armbar and with Titus in the ring screaming, Darren drops off the ring and walks away.  Titus ends up getting pinned after letting his shoulders rest for 1 second too long on the mat.  Both Young and O’Neil are out.

 

The Omegatron comes on and we see Reid Rothchild who appears to have recovered very quickly.  Reid is pumping weights.  He mumbles “Psycho Jack” and then lets the weights crash down.  He turns to the camera.  “Psycho Jack, you nearly ended my career and my life.  I know you were paid to do a job and for that I don’t fault you BUT I will deal with you in the future.  I can promise you that.  Now, as for the person who paid to take me out, that is a different story.  I will find out and once I do, I will exact my revenge as only “The Elitist” can.  I will be back next week live at the event and I will address this in front of you, the fans and together, we will be victorious.”  Ravishing Raquel then stepped in front of the camera and took the mic from Reid.

 

“Cactus Jackie, you call ME out?  I don’t know who you think you are but I do not back down from a challenge.  I accept and beg you not to slack off.  I want you at your best.  That way, when I defeat you, and I will, we will know who is just another victim and who is…simply Ravishing.”  She smiled and winked at the camera before it went dark.

 

Our next match on the card is Rockstar Spud taking on Zack Ryder.  This one went 17 minutes and just like at the last time, Spud cheated for 16 of those minutes.  The camera cuts to the audience where we see some commotion going on.  Hey, wait a second, it’s that guy…the Caped Crusader.  The Crusader hits the ring and quickly scrambles up to the top rope and dazzles the crowd with a stunning high-flying dropkick to the face of Rockstar Spud and he drops him like a ton of bricks.  The security guards swam into the ring and for a few moments, the Caped Crusader manages to slip in and out of their arms like a slippery stick of butter; much to the delight of the fans!  It eventually takes 4 guards to pin him down and restrain him, each guard holding a hand or a foot.  As he is being carried off, his body flailing around trying to break free of their grasp, the crowd, amazingly, begins to cheer him!  He is taken to the back where he is about to be handcuffed and escorted away by police (and photographed so as to be banned from all future shows).  Suddenly, Donnie B intervenes, and, after a few quiet words with an officer, the police depart and the Caped Crusader is left alone with the owner.

 

Donnie B thinks to himself: What if the "Caped Crusader" were offered a small contract, just a little something to retain his services so that he could be used as a "Force For Good" within the federation?  Perhaps he could even become the "secret weapon" of all the Heroes of the federation... to be used to pester and annoy all the cheaters of the federation (and maybe an occasional jab to GM Hulk Hogan to keep him on his toes)  to give them a taste of their own medicine!  And maybe, with a little training, he could even get into the squared circle himself one day... Sure, he is pretty skinny and not very intimidating in those tights, but man, he is really quick on his feet!  He could probably outrun, outmaneuver, and just flat out outlast all of these heavier dudes in the ring quite easily... if he can just keep a safe distance from them.  If he can last long enough in a match to wear down his opponents, he does have within himself the strength and the wherewithal to throw one really powerful punch: a lightning fast jab to the kisser that can bring down even the most formidable foe - the Wham!Bam!Pow!

 

Donnie B turns to the Caped Crusader and simply asks “Is this something you want to do?  Are you prepared for the fallout?”  The Caped Crusader stands tall and simply says “Yes.  I’m ready for anything”.  Donnie B shakes his hand and welcomes him to the roster.  We’ll be curious to see what Hogan has to say about this.

 

The A-Team make their way out with their 6 man titles in tow.  Aries gloats on how great they are.  Del Rio talks down the Super Warrior and Antonio Cesaro makes fun of Bray Wyatt.  Cesaro says that Wyatt’s Warriors will get their match at the Great American Bash but for now, they plan on coasting.   This brings out 719 Cartel members Rey Rey and VamChango.  Senor Vampiro states that if the A-team need to see some action, the Cartel is here and ready to fight.  Del Rio says he is sick of people and their damn sense of entitlement.  Aries says to just bring it to the ring and they will teach the Cartel exactly what they’ll teach Wyatt’s Warriors…Their place.

 

The first fall went 51 minutes and El Chango picked up the win after hitting a shooting star press.  However, the belts do not change hands unless there are two of 3 falls within a 60 minute time limit.  The next 9 minutes were controlled by the Cartel but there just wasn’t enough time on the clock to get it done.  The match ends in a time limit draw and the A-Team retains.

 

We cut to a vignette showing Bray Wyatt sitting in a rocking chair and the only light comes from a candle he is holding.  “You know Sister Abigail, they say Bray Wyatt is crazy.  They say he’s insane.  Well, they are partially right.  I am here to bring the Truth to the CSWA and the HWF by any means necessary.  Wyatt’s Warriors will deal with the A-Team soon enough but for now (a crow screeches in the background), I am content…except for one thing.  My mama told me if you’re gonna shoot for the stars, you may as well go all the way.  I’m gonna take mama’s advice.  Undertaker, you are the biggest and baddest dog in this park.  Well, this dog wants a go.  I challenge you to a match for the world title.  Once we meet, the only thing that will be for certain, is that I will have the whole world…in my hands.”  He begins to laugh uncontrollably until the candle flame goes out.

 

Our main event is Dolph Ziggler taking on Roman Reigns for the HWF Intercontinental title.  In a very surprising move, Dolph manages to get Roman locked in a sleeperhold and gets him to tap out at the 8 minute mark.  The battle continues and Dolph manages to lock in the sleeperhold again right at the 8 minute mark and Roman passes out.  The ref counts to 3 and then awards the match and the Intercontinental title to Dolph Ziggler.

 

That is all for now.  Stay tuned as we continue the tour of Florida.  More to come.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 06.02

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We are reporting from Ft. Lauderdale, FL.  In non in-ring news, Great Khali was injured at the hands of Brock Lesnar at the Sarasota show.  It was determined that Khali would not heal in time for a proper return to the ring so he was given time off to recuperate and will be moved to the inactive roster.  Taking his place in the HWF will be Mr. Monday Night Rob Van Dam.

In backstage news from Sarasota, Brock Lesnar continued to make lots of noise.  He was confronted by Bobby Lashley.  The two exchanged blows and the Hulkster himself had to get involved.   Hogan announces that Bobby Lashley vs Brock Lesnar in a Last Man Standing match will take place at the Great American Bash.

While recuperating at home, “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild received a visit from Prestige Inc members King Damian Sandow and Magnus.  Sandow spoke about Hogan’s treatment of Prestige and Magnus mentioned that Psycho Jack tossed Reid’s title in the trash calling it “obsolete”.  Reid was not happy but enjoyed the rest of the visit.  After they left, Reid received another visitor…from a very surprising source.  It was none other than former Prestige lackey Jimberg.  Jimberg didn’t stay long but basically told Reid to “man up, get off his ass and get back into shape so he can exact revenge only the Elitist would know how.”  Reid was in the gym training within 2 days of this visit.  I think he is motivated (but when you have Ravishing Raquel at your side, how could you not be?). 

Undertaker had taped a vignette telling Kurt Angle he accepts the challenge for Great American Bash and that Angle will REST IN PEACE!

General Manager Hulk Hogan is creating a “fight or fired” set of matches to thin out the roster.  Wrestlers must win or they are fired.  6 people will be out.  Matches starting tonight will include:

Joseph Park vs Jack Swagger

Brad Maddox vs Malo Leche de Mantiquilla

Wam Bam Arsonist vs Tensai

Darren Young vs Warrior of Truth

Titus O’Neil vs Hernandez

King Mo vs Rey Rey

These matches will be taking place over the next couple of weeks heading into the Great American Bash.  With all the news out of the way, let’s get to the results of the matches.

In the first match of the night, Psycho Jack Hercules was scheduled to fight Bo Dallas.  Bo took his time and was reluctant to get into the ring with a known hitman.  Bo ended up siding on the side of caution and opted not to get in the ring.

The first (of many) elimination match has Joseph Park taking on Jack Swagger.  In 7 minutes, Swagger gets the win after hitting a gutwrench suplex.  Joseph Park is now out.

The next match on the card is Kevin Steen taking on Kofi Kingston.  In a hard fought 21 minute battle, Kevin Steen gets the win after catching Kofi with a superkick.  The crowd was electric for the entire match.

Up next is X-Division Champion Casey Jones vs the Axe for the title.  The first fall goes to the Axe who picks up the first fall 28 minutes in due to a distraction caused by Dirk “the Pick” Devon.  After the fall, Casey gets a mic and calls Axe a coward for using outside interference to get his win.  Axe claims he doesn’t need any help.  Casey proposes they have one final fall…the winner gets the belt.  Axe accepts but before he can gloat, Casey tells him it’s in the confines of a steel cage.  Axe is not happy.  Casey controlled the entire match even stopping Dirk Devon from interfering.  Bran-Don-Goh ran down and chased the Pick away.  On his way out, he threw a chain to Casey who blasted the Axe with it.  Casey then proceeded to chain Axe to the cage.  He then scaled the cage wall and dropped quickly to the floor.  Casey retains his title.  This was another electric match that the fans were tuned into.

Cactus Jackie then came out and said that she defeated both Spider Violet and Fusion Valentine in a match for the decades.  The crowd booed.  Jackie brought up famous feuds such as Ricky Steamboat vs Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan vs the Ultimate Warrior and Mankind vs the Undertaker.  She says they were all great matches for their time but none can hold a candle to her in today’s wrestling ring.  Jackie then called out Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel (who was not there because she was at home with her husband Reid Rothchild).  Jackie says that a champion should be on hand to fight when the situation called for it.  She then challenged Raquel, whom she called a coward, to a match for the title at Great American Bash.  I guess we’ll need to wait for Raquel’s response.

In a Wrestlemania rematch, Sheamus defended his North American title against former champion and current 6 man tag champion Alberto Del Rio.  Del Rio gets the first win in 24 minutes.  The second fall goes to Sheamus who got Alberto to tap out to the Irish Clover Leaf.  18 minutes later, Del Rio scores the final pin to regain the NA title.  Del Rio then told Sheamus that there were 12 minutes left.  If he could score one final pin or submission in that time, he would keep the title but if Sheamus could not do it, he would not be able to challenge for any title Del Rio had in his possession.  Del Rio managed to hit a falling powerbomb in the last few seconds but the time limit ran out.  Del Rio is the NEW North American Champion,

This prompted one of Wyatt’s Warriors – the Super Warrior – to come out.  He mocked Del Rio calling him a nobody.  Del Rio then told SW to get in the ring.  He said that even though he just wrestled 60 minutes, it would only take him 1 minute (again) to get SW to tap out.  Super Warrior charged the ring but Alberto bailed laughing at SW in the ring.  Super Warrior eventually left.

Our main event is Bray Wyatt taking on A-Team member Antonio Cesaro.  In an 18 minute battle that had the fans on the edge of their seats, Antonio Cesaro emerged victorious.  It was mostly due to outside interference though.  Half way through the match, Del Rio and Austin Aries went down to the ring. While Alberto distracted the ref, Aries blasted Bray with multiple chair shots.  Wyatt was never able to recover and Cesaro got the win after a gutwrench suplex.  After the match, the A-Team continued the beat down on Bray until the remaining Warriors – Super Warrior and the Warrior of Truth hit the ring.  SW blasted Del Rio with a superman punch that sent Alberto flying out of the ring.  Truth hit the Truth or Consequences on Aries and he went flying.  Wyatt recovered enough to nail Cesaro with Sister Abigail.  The A-Team bailed and retreated quickly while Wyatt’s Warriors celebrated in the ring. 

That is all for now.  Stay tuned as the action is sure to heat up.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 06.01

Hello fans.  After a one month long vacation, we are back.  The CSWA and HWF had the entire month off at the graciousness of GM Hulk Hogan.  Everyone was given the first 3 weeks of May off to do “whatever” they wanted but were expected to return to the gym a week ago for preparation of returning to the squared circle.  I’m sure the most important piece of information on everyone’s mind is “What happened to Reid Rothchild?”  You’ll remember that at the last show, the newest member of the roster Psycho Jack Hercules attacked Reid and as he was rushed to the hospital, he apparently died…for a few seconds anyway.  The medics were able to revive him and he was in ICU for almost the entire month in a coma.  Diva’s Champion and the wife of the Elitist Ravishing Raquel was by his side the entire time.  While being interviewed from his hospital bed for a podcast, Reid said that he would be back by the Great American Bash which will be at the end of this month.  His doctor said “No Chance..no chance in HELL” but Reid told the doctor not to underestimate him.  Reid would get to the bottom of the reason behind the attack and would do what needed to be done to exact justice.

 

Our return event took place in Sarasota, FL.  Hulk Hogan came out first and welcomed all the fans to the show…before calling them old beached whales.  Hogan went on a tear ripping into the crowd and what began as cheers, quickly turned into booing and hissing from the electric crowd.  “Shut up when I’m talking.  I am THE GM around here and my word is golden.  The Hulkster is in the house and so is the Corporate World Order.  The CWO will be in action tonight.  But first, I want to bring out the NEWEST member of the CWO….Psycho Jack Hercules.”  Psycho Jack came out and the crowd was nasty.  People in the front row started throwing stuff at him as he walked down.  Hogan quickly addressed it “You in the front row, unless you stop it immediately, I will have you thrown out.  Sit your asses down!”  Jack made it to the ring carrying some sort of belt and shook hands with the Hulkster.  “Hulk, thank you for having me. All month long, people have been asking me why I did what I did.  The answer is simply…money.  I was paid to remove Reid as it was thought he could not handle being the face of the CWO.  His appointment by our fantastic GM was a ruse.  There never was any intention of Reid being in charge of anything.  In fact, (he holds up the Elitist title), this very title means absolutely nothing.”  Hogan holds up a trash can and Jack dumps it in there.” 

 

Music hits and out comes the other two members of Prestige Ine…King Damian Sandow and Magnus.  “Hogan”, his lordship started, “what is the meaning of this?  You invite us to join the CWO only to take out one of our founding members.”  “Oh yeah” Hogan interjected “you two are no longer part of the CWO either.  Neither of you are on the card today so you have the day off.  However, if you utter one more word, the both of you will be out of jobs.  Now, get the hell out of my arena.”  Prestige Inc turned and walked out.

 

Hogan started up again.  “I want my CWO to come out here.  Pick, Axe and the A-Team…come on down.”  World Tag Team champions Pick and the Axe as well as the 6 man champs the A-Team all headed down to the ring.  “These are the champions of today and the future of the sport. We will reign supreme until we are done doing everything we can and then..well, we’ll see.  Hit our music.”  Hogan and the CWO soak in the crowd’s displeasure and eventually leave.

 

In the back, Prestige Inc were making their way out of the building until they were attacked by the returning Jinder Mahal and Heath Slater from 3MB.  Slater and Mahal beat down Prestige until the “shirts” came in to break it up.  Slater yells “This isn’t over by a long shot” as they are escorted away.

 

VamChango members Senor Vampiro and El Chango were interviewed and they talked about getting a rematch for the tag team titles.  Pick and the Axe walk up and say that they will dictate when the rematch happens and officially make our first match for the Great American Bash.  Vampiro tells them to watch their backs.  Chango tells them to hug those belts tight as it will be the last time they have them.

 

The first match of the night is a triple threat match between Cactus Jackie, Fusion Valentine, and Spider Violet.  Jackie got dumped out of the ring early on and she just sat on the outside while Fusion and Spider beat the snot out of each other.  Fusion ends up hitting Spider with the Fusion Reactor only to be thrown viciously from the ring by Jackie.  Jackie jumps in locking in the Cactus Clutch. Spider was already out so the ref raised the arm once…twice….three times and it fell each time.  Cactus Jackie gets the submission win.  She flips off a fan in the front row before leaving.

 

Back in Hogan’s office, he is chatting with Psycho Jack.  Jack says that he is a gun for hire and that he was paid to take Reid out.  Hogan asked who it was and Jack said that his clients remain confidential until they choose to disclose.  Hogan said he respects that.

 

The second match of the night is the team of Christopher Daniels and Kazarian taking on the Mexicali Flyers El Dragon Insano and Tornado en Fuego.  Apparently, the Flyers chose not to go to the gym as their physiques were a dead giveaway that they had WAY too much fun over the break.  In just 5 short minutes, Daniels and Kazarian get the win after both Flyers were tossed out of the ring.  They went into the crowd where they hung out with the fans.  They ended up getting counted out.  They Flyers didn’t seem to care.

 

Our third match of the night had Bobby Lashley take on Kurt Angle for a future title shot.  This one was disappointing as it only went 2 minutes.  Kurt Angle immediately started off the aggressor and took Lashley to the outside.  He picked the big man up and dropped him, leg first, on the steel steps.  Angle threw Lashely back in the ring and applied the ankle lock.  Lashley, caught in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go, tapped out.  Kurt said that he’s tired of being overlooked and said he was challenging the Undertaker for the World title.  Let’s see what happens next.

 

Brock Lesnar came out next and said that Undertaker defeating him was a fluke and he would prove it when they meet up again.  Brock said he was in a bad mood and wanted to beat someone up really bad.  Great Khali came out and said that if Brock was looking for a “great” challenge, Khali was here to accept.  Khali was no slouch and kept up with the former World Champion.  Brock was getting increasingly frustrated he could not get a pin.  At the 14 minute mark, Khali stood on Brock’s throat and quickly rolled him up for a surprise pin.  Lesnar could not believe it.  He went ape-shit.  He attacked Khali after the match and hit 3 F-5’s; the last being through the Spanish announce table.  Khali was left in a broken heap as Lesnar stormed out.

 

Next on the card was Ryback taking on Zack Ryder.  Ryback said it was time for him to be back in the title hunt and it would all start here.  Zack came out and tried to dismiss him.  It didn’t work.  In a 19 minute ass-kicking, Ryback gets the win after connecting with a diving headbutt.

 

Following this was Rockstar Spud taking on Roderick Strong.  Spud began by trying to run away but Strong wouldn’t let him.  After a vicious bodyslam from the top rope, Strong locks Spud in to a boston crab and Spud immediately taps out.  Roderick gets the win in 3 short minutes.

 

Next on the card is Mike Bennett taking on Dolph Ziggler.  This match went 22 minutes and saw Bennett cheat for 21 of those minutes.  There was a fan at ringside who seem extremely displeased with Bennett’s lack of sportsmanship.  Bennett ends up getting the win after choking Dolph in the corner and hits a wristlock sitout sideslam.  The fan who seemed to have all the issues removed his jacket revealing what appears to be an “Adam West style Batman outfit”  He throws on the mask and jumps over the barrier dodging security. He runs at Bennett and hits him with what he calls the “Wam, Bam, Pow!”  Security eventually overwhelming this guy and haul him off to the local jail. 

 

Finishing out the evening, Bray Wyatt and Wyatt’s Warriors – Centurion, the Super Warrior and the Warrior of Truth (R-Truth) head to the ring.  Bray says that the Truth will set you free and calls out the A-Team. Bray says his Warriors will be the next 6 Man tag team champions.  The A-Team come out and downplay Wyatt and company.  Aries exclaimed “anytime, anywhere, we’ll show you why we are the champs.”  Bray asked “Why not here and now?”  Antonio Cesaro said that Hogan did not tell them to defend the titles so this asskicking will be a freebie.  The A-team immediately attack Wyatt’s warriors with chairs beating them down.  After sufficiently destroying the competition, Alberto Del Rio gets the ref to ring the bell and locks Super Warrior in the Rolling Cross Armbreaker.  SW immediately taps out.  The A-Team are victorious in just under one minute.  They gloat over their fallen opponents but Bray is on the mic almost immediately.  “You boys have just stirred the hornet’s nest.  The bees will sting and the buzzards will pick your bones clean.”  The lights go dim as Bray starts singing the song “He’s got the whole world in his hands” and starts to laugh uncontrollably.  The A-team watch from the top of the ramp in bewilderment. 

 

 

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned as more will follow.