Saturday, June 22, 2024

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2024 #1014 – 6/22/2024


Hello fans and welcome to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter.  As we saw on yesterday’s show, Col. Flagg put a bounty on his former teammate the Commando Zack Brown by sending Kroman the Barbarian to try and take him out before their showdown at Meltdown’s Hell in a Cell.  Kroman goaded Brown just enough to get a match set up for tonight where the loser will be out of HCW.  I’m sure Flagg has something up his sleeve so hopefully Brown has eyes in the back of his head.

 

Our show kicks off with our first match.  First, Ovaltine Jackson and Ghee Buttersnaps make their way out to a nice pop from the crowd.  They make it to the ring and start to get the fans excited for the match when the music changed and we hear “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYBODY” echoing from the loudspeakers and out comes the Fangs of Despair – Dr. Red Fang and Nightfang - with their manager the Ambassador.  The terrible trio make their way to the ring and they immediately attack starting this one off quickly.

 

Match #1:  The Fangs of Despair w/ the Ambassador vs Ovaltine and Ghee.

 

This one was nothing short of a massacre.  The 17 minute match (for reference purposes) saw the Fangs of Despair dominate accumulating a score of 208 to their opponents 77 (hence the massacre).   We don’t need to share all the bloody details of the match however, we will post the final 5 minutes of the match just so you can see their domination.

 

===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

 

Dr. Red Fang,  Nightfang double teaming for 2 rounds.

Dr. Red Fang executes a SKULL CRUSHER....

 

Nightfang executes a AIRPLANE SPIN....

 

Ghee Buttersnaps executes a FRONT CHANCERY....

 

Dr. Red Fang, Nightfang are double teaming for 1 more rounds.

 

===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====

 

Dr. Red Fang executes a ARM BAR....

 

Nightfang executes a REVERSE SUPLEX....

 

Ghee Buttersnaps executes a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX....

 

Double teaming ends.

 

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====.

 

Dr. Red Fang,  Nightfang double teaming for 1 rounds.

Dr. Red Fang executes a SHOULDER SMASH....

 

Nightfang executes a ARM BAR....

 

Ghee Buttersnaps executes a POWER ARM BAR....

 

Double teaming ends.

 

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

 

Dr. Red Fang,  Nightfang double teaming for 1 rounds.

Dr. Red Fang executes a TRANSYLVANIAN PILEDRIVER....

 

Nightfang executes a SPIDER WEB LEGLOCK....

 

Ghee Buttersnaps absorbs the punishment.

 

Double teaming ends.

 

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

 

Nightfang executes a SPIDER WEB LEGLOCK....

 

Ghee Buttersnaps absorbs the punishment.

 

Nightfang is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

Ghee Buttersnaps was pinned by Nightfang!!!

 

 

Nightfang wins with a SPIDER WEB LEGLOCK over Ghee Buttersnaps!!!

 

The Fangs of Despair get the win and the fan boo the crap out of them.  Dr. Red Fang and Nightfang snarled and growled at the fans and made their way to the back.  Ghee and Ovaltine needed to be helped to the back.

 

Backstage, Mr. X confronts the World Champion the Banker and demands he meet him in the ring.  The Banker tells him to “be a good boy and wait his turn”.  Mr. X attacks him and security breaks it up.  The Banker tells Mr. X he WILL meet him in a non-title match TONIGHT.

 

Match #2:  Dynamic Duo vs the Hubers

 

The match between The Hubers and the Dynamic Duo was an intense, hard-fought battle that lasted a grueling 30 minutes. Early on, Chris "Thunderstrike" Thompson and Mike 'the Rebel' Matthews, dominated with a series of high-impact moves, including double-team dropkicks and suplexes, earning significant points against Butch and Ferb Huber. Despite this, The Hubers fought back with relentless offense, including powerful superkicks and suicide dives, showcasing their resilience. Both teams had moments of double-teaming, but none could secure a definitive advantage. Chris Thompson attempted multiple pins but was unable to secure a victory, with The Hubers consistently kicking out. In the final minutes, both teams continued their back-and-forth struggle, culminating in a draw, highlighting the evenly matched and fiercely competitive nature of the bout.

 

As the bell rang bringing this one to an end, both teams, exhausted, left on their own with no further interaction.

 

In a pre-recorded message that is played for the audience, Luna Shadow states she wants Chloe Parker at the go-home show in a week – busted hand or not.  Chloe riled up this beast and now, she will unleash it.

 

Match #3:  The Banker wrestles in a non-title match against Mr. X

 

In a thrilling match, The Banker faced off against Mr. X, with both wrestlers displaying their signature moves. The Banker started strong with an ATM Fee Armbar, but Mr. X countered with a Hip Roll and Dropkicks, gaining momentum. The action intensified as both executed high-impact moves, including The Banker's Deposit Diving DDT and Mr. X's Shoulder Block. During a critical moment, Jack Lumber, emerged from the Lumber Lounge, distracting Mr. X. Seizing the opportunity, The Banker executed a Late Charge Con-Chair-To, pinning Mr. X for the win. The Banker's strategic maneuvering and Jack Lumber's unexpected appearance were pivotal in this hard-fought victory.

 

After the match, Mr. X rushed out of the ring and fought Jack all the way to the back.  The Banker stood in the ring with his arms raised and the fans booed him.  He eventually left.

 

We cut to a backstage promo from Zack Brown.

 

Zack Brown: (clenching his fists) Kroman, the Barbarian, huh? You’re a mountain of muscle, a primal force. But tonight, you’re stepping into the ring with ‘the Commando.’ And let me tell you something, Kroman: I’ve faced worse than you—war zones, ambushes, and treacherous terrain. You’re just another obstacle in my path.

 

Col. Flagg, you snake in the grass! You put a bounty on my head? Well, guess what? I thrive under pressure. Your little mind games won’t break me. You want to take me out before our Hell in a Cell match at Meltdown? Fine. But know this: I’m not just fighting for myself; I’m fighting for every soldier, every patriot who’s ever stood up against tyranny.

 

Kroman, you swing that barbaric axe, but I’ve got something better—a code of honor. When I lock eyes with you, I see a reflection of every battle I’ve fought, every sacrifice I’ve made. You’re a beast, but I’m a warrior. And warriors don’t back down; they charge headfirst into the storm.

 

So, Kroman, brace yourself. Tonight, the Commando unleashes hellfire. And Col. Flagg, you can watch from your ivory tower, but remember this: freedom always prevails. The Meltdown PPV? It’ll be a reckoning. And when that cell door slams shut, I’ll show you what it means to fight for something greater than gold or glory.

 

(Zack adjusts his camouflage wristbands and steps toward the curtain, ready to face Kroman and whatever Col. Flagg throws his way.)

 

 

Match #4:  The Wicked Prophet vs Blake ‘Oak Tree’ Hill

 

Blake Hill comes out first to a nice pop from the crowd.  He’s barely in the ring when the music changed and out comes the Wicked Prophet.  Prophet made it a point to stop in front of the Lumber Lounge and berate the fans there which causes the booing to escalate.  Prophet shouted something at them and make his way to the ring.  Blake started off with a ferocity that Prophet wasn’t expecting.  Blake hit him with a ring rope clothesline and Prophet had to Exile him from the ring in order to catch his breath.  It didn’t last long as Blake was back in at the count of 2.  While Prophet was in the corner, Blake charged squashing him with an Avalanche.  Prophet though, managed to roll with the momentum and locked in the Crucifix Clutch in the middle of the ring.  Blake was totally caught off guard and had to tap out.  The Wicked Prophet gets the win in only 2 minutes.  Prophet has his arm raised as the victor.  He looked down at Blake, sneered, and then left. 

 

We go backstage for a promo from the Hardcore Champion Jax Brenner.

 

Jax Brenner: (clenching his fists) Perfect Pecs Stoddard, you think you can ambush me and get away with it? You’re about to learn that the Alaskan Wildman doesn’t take kindly to cheap shots. Tonight, in that ring, I’ll make you regret every bruise you left on my body.

 

Molly Mason: (leaning in) Jax, remember our game plan. Stoddard’s arrogance is his weakness. He flexes those pecs like he’s a Greek god, but he’s just a mortal. Exploit it. Show him that the Alaskan wilderness breeds tougher men.

 

Jax Brenner: (grinning) Molly, you’re right. Stoddard, you’re not facing a mere wrestler; you’re facing a force of nature. I’ve wrestled grizzlies, survived blizzards, and outlasted avalanches. Your pretty muscles won’t save you.

 

Molly Mason: (handing Jax his Hardcore Championship) Jax, this title represents more than gold—it’s our legacy. Stoddard, you want it? Come and pry it from our frostbitten hands. But be warned: the Alaskan Wildman fights like a wolf defending its den.

 

Jax Brenner: (staring into the camera) Stoddard, tonight, the Northern Lights will shine upon our battleground. The crowd will chant my name, and you’ll taste the bitter cold of defeat. So, Perfect Pecs, prepare for a wild ride. The Alaskan Wildman is coming, and hell follows with him.

 

(They exit, leaving echoes of primal roars and icy determination.)

 

 

Match #5:  Commando vs Kroman. Loser leaves HCW.

 

Kroman the Barbarian came out first to massive booing from the crowd.  Once in the ring, the music changed but not to what we were expecting.  Col. Flagg came out and the booing intensified.  He flipped off the fans and made his way to commentary.  The ref immediately warned Flagg that if he got involved, there WILL be repercussions.  Zack Brown came out next to a loud pop from the local crowd.  He made his way to the ring glaring at Flagg as he entered through the ropes.  The ref announced that this had to be “anything goes” since a career is on the line.  Zack says fine but he wants the cage hanging over the ring to be lowered so that this could become a Full Metal Mayhem rules match.  The cage is lowered and Flagg is on the outside laughing.  The cage is secured to the posts and the ref calls for the bell to start the match.

 

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

 

Zack "Commando' Brown rolled OC.

 

Kroman the Barbarian rolled OC/TT

 

Kroman the Barbarian executes a Forearm Smash....

 

Zack "Commando' Brown executes a SHOVE TACKS IN MOUTH AND BUZZSAW KICK AND

K-9 Clutch....

 

 

Zack "Commando' Brown straps in the SHOVE TACKS IN MOUTH AND BUZZSAW KICK AND

K-9 Clutch.

 

Kroman the Barbarian submits!!!

 

Zack "Commando' Brown is attempting to climb out of the cage!

Zack "Commando' Brown climbs over the top of the cage and LAUNCHES himself on to the unsuspecting Col. Flagg.  Brown lands on Flagg (and his feet on the ground) and is declared the winner of the match.

 

Zack "Commando' Brown wins with a Climb out of steel cage over Kroman the Barbarian!!!

 

Kroman the Barbarian is out of HCW.  Security are immediately in the ring to escort him out of the building.  Meanwhile, Brown is beating the living snot out of Col. Flagg on the outside of the ring.  He throws Flagg into the cage and then slides in a chair.  Flagg is quick to his feet and hits Brown with a low blow and then picks up the chair and then begins PUMMELING him with the chair.  Battered and bruised, Flagg handcuffs Brown to the cage wall.  He then grabs a kendo stick from under the ring and begins smacking Brown with it until there were welts and cuts all over the Commando.  The fans were on the verge of rioting.  Security had to get in there and get Flagg out before the fans stormed the ring and took out their anger on him.  The ref got Brown un-cuffed from the cage wall and he crumpled to the floor.  Medics rushed over as the cage was being lifted and Brown was put on the stretcher and taken to a waiting ambulance in the back. 

 

Backstage, Perfect Pecs just states that he is walking out tonight as the new Hardcore Champion.

 

Match #6: The Main Event:  Hardcore title match:  Jax Brenner vs Perfect Pecs Stoddard

 

In a hard-hitting bout, Hardcore Champion Jax Brenner defended his title against the formidable heel, Perfect Pecs Stoddard. The match began with 'The Alaskan Wildman' Jax Brenner using his brute strength to execute a series of powerful moves, including a bodyslam that set the tone. Stoddard absorbed the punishment but quickly countered with a rope-hung running knee lift, showcasing his agility and technical prowess.

 

As the match progressed, Brenner's manager, Molly Mason, tried to console and motivate him from ringside, but Stoddard capitalized with a devastating Celtic Kick. Brenner, unfazed, responded with a towering suplex, but Stoddard maintained his momentum with a rolling fireman's carry slam. The seesaw battle continued with both wrestlers exchanging heavy blows and reversals, including Brenner's hurl over the top rope and Stoddard's powerful front powerslam.

 

In the seventh minute, Stoddard executed a front powerslam again, nearly pinning Brenner, but the champion kicked out just in time. Brenner then threw Stoddard over the top rope, gaining a brief respite as the referee counted. Stoddard returned to the ring only to execute a choke in the corner, tightening his grip on the match. Brenner fought back with another bodyslam, refusing to yield ground.

 

As the match entered the twelfth minute, Stoddard's tenacity was on full display with the Ten Beats of the Bodhran, punishing Brenner relentlessly. The champion, however, managed to counter with a knee lift and a forearm bludgeon, demonstrating his resilience. Molly Mason continued to encourage Brenner, helping him regain focus. Brenner executed his signature move, The Pickaxe, but Stoddard kicked out of the pin attempt, showing his toughness.

 

In the final minutes, the intensity reached its peak. Stoddard's Irish Curse Backbreaker nearly turned the tide, but Brenner's determination shone through as he countered with a powerful knee lift. The climax came when Brenner unleashed The Pickaxe once more, finally securing the pinfall victory. The Alaskan Wildman's strategic prowess and physical dominance were key to his hard-fought victory, retaining his title against a relentless opponent.

 

The Alaskan Wildman gets the win and Molly joins him in the ring holding his arm high in celebration.  The show comes to a close with the champ standing tall and the fans popping for him.  Pecs made his way to the back.  There is a lot still happening between now and the PPV so stay tuned.

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