Hello fans and welcome to our special – Saturday Night Showdown. The Coronavirus continues to force a lockdown so this show will also be broadcast live but with no audience in attendance. Tonight, the Huber Clan and the Muscles Trio square off in a no DQ match. With the absence of the fans, the action can spill anywhere.
Adam
Jameson makes his way out for the next match and gets on the mic. He calls out Madman Mason challenging him for
his spot on the Hardcore Top 10. Madman
Mason comes out and accepts but says Adam has to earn it. This match will need to prove if Adam can cut
it so it will be an ECW rules match.
Mason rushes the ring and he and Adam begin fighting. Adam had the upper hand for the first couple
of minutes but then Mason kicked things into high gear. Neither did anything out of the norm until
the 10 minute mark when Mason blasted Adam with a cookie sheet busting him
open. Mason immediately makes the cover
and gets the 3 count. Mason retains his
spot. He throws out a challenge to Dr.
Red Fang promising to take the title at the next show. (10 min)
Backstage,
Davis ‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister and Drew the Canadian Love Machine issue a challenge
the Smashers for a match at the PPV. If the Smashers really want a piece of them,
they will not be hard to find.
Our
next match has been brewing for some time between these two teams. First, the Huber Clan (Butch, Ferb and Junior
Huber) comes out and heads to the ring.
They seem satisfied that there are no fans there to boo them. Next, the Muscles Trio (Weasley, McGuire
& Thorpe) all make their way out.
The rush to the railing to hand out boxes of Booty O’s cereal but there
is no one to give them to. Thorpe then
sees a banana (Nannie?) sitting alone in a chair. Thorpe takes a box over and sets it next to
the banana. They then head to the ring.
This no DQ match begins almost immediately with all 6 men slugging away. The
Hubers had control early on but then the Muscles took over and dominated the
match. Towards the end, both Butch and Ferb
were dumped into the empty chairs. They
then triple teamed Junior before Thorpe ended it with a Muscles Crush. The Trio are victorious but it is short lived
after Butch and Ferb re-entered the ring and began hitting the trio with
chairs. Junior recovered and ended up
hitting Weasley with a big right knocking him out. Ferb and Butch put Thorpe through a table and
then the trio went after McGuire smacking him around with a kendo stick. The Clan then discarded their weapons and
began to leave. Thorpe got to his feet
and grabbed a mic challenging the Clan to a Death Match. The Clan were quick to accept. Our PPV is shaping up nicely. (19 min for the match; 5 for the aftermath)
We
head backstage and are with the Anytime/Anywhere Champion the Masked
Banana. He is desperately looking around
for Nannie but can’t seem to find him.
The Trio walk (limp) by and say that Nannie is out in one of the chairs
in the audience. He breathes a sigh of
relief but then walks around the corner only to run into Tommy Lightning. MB begins to back up and turns to find room
move. Tommy attacks and we have an
impromptu title defense. The impromptu match
is only given a 5 min time limit. It
doesn’t take long for Masked Banana to lock in the B.A.N.A.N.A.S. and Tommy
submits almost immediately. 2 minutes and
the Masked Banana is victorious. MB gets
up but Tommy ends up tripping him and he falls flat and hard on the floor. Korbi Kong just so happened to be walking by
and sees MB on the floor. She motions
for the ref to come over. She climbs up
a couple of boxes and delivers the Mile High elbow drop. She makes the cover hooking the leg and gets
the 1-2-3. Korbi Kong has just become
the Anytime/Anywhere Champion. She takes
the title and walks off.
Backstage,
Matches Malone challenges Flagg to a match at the PPV.
We
go back to the ring for our next match.
First, Billy Robbins comes out and is followed shortly thereafter by
Wilber Townsend. Wilber is wearing his
creepy Pennywise mask and he goes right after Billy dominating this short
match. Wilber brings it to and end at the
8 minute mark after hitting a lifting side slam and making the cover to get the
1-2-3. Wilber begins his maniacal laugh
but he is interrupted by Phat Sol. The
two begin slugging it out and fight all the way up the ramp and to the
back. This feud doesn’t seem to be over
by a long shot.
Backstage,
Col. Flagg accepts the challenge from Matches Malone. Another match is added to our ever growing 3
day PPV card.
It’s time for our
Main Event. The ref announces this will
only have a 20 minute time limit. The
Ladies title is on the line. First,
Taylor Bella comes out and heads to the ring.
Next, Catalina comes out and she is accompanied by a clowder of cats. They are following her to the ring like she
were the pied piper. Taylor sneezes (she
must be allergic to cats so this won’t be in her favor).
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In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Catalina Harper (f) executes a PURR-FECT STORM....
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a MONKEY FLIP....
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In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a SABERTOOTH TACKLE....
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a MONKEY FLIP....
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In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a ROLLING LEGLOCK....
Catalina
Harper (f) attempts to defend against ROLLING LEGLOCK but is unsuccessful.
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In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a TAILSPIN....
Taylor Bella (f) executes a ARMBAR....
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In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a VICIOUS
UPPERCUT....
Catalina
Harper (f) attempts to defend against VICIOUS UPPERCUT but is unsuccessful.
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In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a THE CAT'S MEOW....
Taylor
Bella (f) absorbs the punishment.
Catalina
Harper (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Taylor
Bella (f) kicks out of the pin!
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In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a FOREARM UPPERCUT....
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a VICIOUS
UPPERCUT....
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In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a PURR-FECT STORM....
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a MONKEY FLIP....
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In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a FOREARM UPPERCUT....
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a ROLLING LEGLOCK....
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In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a RUNNING
KNEELIFT....
Catalina
Harper (f) attempts to defend against RUNNING KNEELIFT but is unsuccessful.
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In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a THE CAT'S MEOW....
Taylor
Bella (f) absorbs the punishment.
Catalina
Harper (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Taylor
Bella (f) kicks out of the pin!
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In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a PURR-FECT STORM....
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a DROPKICK FROM
RING....
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In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a FACE PLANT....
Catalina
Harper (f) attempts to defend against FACE PLANT but is unsuccessful.
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In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a RUNNING
KNEELIFT....
Catalina
Harper (f) absorbs the punishment.
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In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a JAW JACKER....
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a DROPKICK FROM
RING....
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In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a PURR-FECT STORM....
Taylor
Bella (f) attempts to defend against
PURR-FECT STORM but is unsuccessful.
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In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a HURRICANRANA....
Catalina
Harper (f) absorbs the punishment.
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In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a RUNNING
KNEELIFT....
Catalina
Harper (f) attempts to defend against RUNNING KNEELIFT but is unsuccessful.
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In the 19th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a CATALINA CRAB....
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a MONKEY FLIP....
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In the 20th minute of the match: =====
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a MONKEY FLIP....
Catalina
Harper (f) absorbs the punishment.
Taylor
Bella (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Catalina
Harper (f) kicks out of the pin!
After
20 minutes, the match is declared a draw.
The match is
called a draw and Catalina retains her title.
She holds it up high but Taylor wants another piece of her. They are getting ready to fight again but the
Hayley Hailstone rushes out and begins brawling with Taylor. Catalina stands there laughing. She turns when she feels a tapping on her
shoulder and sees Violet Valkyrie standing there. The two of them start trading blows. Violet connects with a running high knee that
sends the Ladies Champion out of the ring.
Violet gets on the mic and officially challenges Catalina to a match at
the PPV. Catalina accepts.
We think our next show
might just be back in front of an audience.
We’ll have to wait and see so stay tuned.
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