Hello fans and
welcome back to another episode of HCW’s Phoenix Heat. GM Master Bull comes out as pyro goes off and
once complete, he thanks the crowd for attending. He states that the fans will be in for a
surprise tonight with the Tag Team Champions Scooter J and TNT appearing live
to defend the titles. The fans pop. Bull says that the Hall of Fame class of 2019
is now complete. Bull states that he
will be inducting Sonic Blade as well as Reid Rothchild and Ravishing
Raquel. Bull reminds the fans and the
wrestlers backstage that he doesn’t take any bulls*it from anyone and has
confident that the road to Critical Mass will be one hell of a ride and thinks
the fans will be pretty damn pleased with how it’s all going to play out. Bull leaves.
Pyro goes off again and our show is ready to begin.
The first match
begins with Missy Chick making her way out to a small pop from the crowd. Next, Sarona Reiher makes her way out to
booing from the crowd. She flips them
off which only irks them all the more.
She gets into the ring and continues taunting the fans before unloading
on Missy. Missy battled back and for a
solid 12 minutes, both women were about even with neither taking the lead in
the match. After a trip to the outside
of the ring, Sarona introduced Missy the hard way to the steel steps. After that, she took control and even though
she went for the pin a few times, Missy kept kicking out. As we entered the
final minute of the match, Sarona began showboating but then Missy locked her
up in a guillotine choke. There was a
race to see what would happen first…Sarona tapping out or the time limit
expiring. Just when it looked like
Sarona was going to give in first, the bell rang bringing this one to a draw
finish seconds before the tap out came.
The match ends in a time limit draw and Missy is disappointed but the
fans give her a nice pop and she leaves with some satisfaction. (20 min draw)
Backstage, the
Steel Curtain (Starbuck and Buzz Steel) are watching the TV show Gotham when 5th
Column members Baron von Blood and Karl Braun interrupt them. Baron calls American TV trash and begins to
bash all shows that are related to comics but then adds in ‘Big Bang
Theory’. Buzz stands up and says “That’s
enough. I draw the line. Arrow, Flash, Legends…all great shows but
don’t you DARE insult BBT.” Karl asks
him if his feeling are hurt. Buzz says
he’d be open to showing them what a hurt looks and feels like. Karl accepts a match for later tonight. After the Column leaves, Starbuck asks “I
thought you didn’t like BBT.” Buzz
replies “I don’t but what better way to get ourselves a match tonight and throw
down an ass whuppin.” Starbuck laughs
and says “Word.”
The next match is
ready to go. First, the Ambassador comes
out and then introduces Rowdy Roderick Rothchild. The fans boo as the duo make their way down
to the ring. Roderick struts around the
ring but the fans then pop as Biceps Bannerman makes his way out. Biceps high fives the fans as he makes his
way down to the ring. The Ambassador
whispers something to Roderick before leaving the ring. The bell rings (the Ambassador rang it before
Biceps was ready) and Roderick took the early advantage. Roderick kept in control for the majority of
the match but a close call was averted when the Ambassador got Roderick’s foot
on the bottom rope following a huge powerslam.
Biceps wasn’t happy with the Ambassador’s interference and threatened
him. Roderick distracted the ref and the
Ambassador hit Biceps over the head with his cane breaking it. Biceps fell to the ring. Roderick rushed over and made the cover. The ref didn’t see the mysterious blood on
Bicep’s head and counted to 3. Roderick
gets the cheap win and continues his winning streak. Roderick gets on the mic and tells the Banker
or whomever will be the champion that he is coming for the World Title and once
again, the world will relish in seeing a Rothchild as World Champion. He and the Ambassador then leave. (14 min)
We head back to
the ring for our next match. First, Bob
‘Powder’ Keg makes his way out to the ring.
He gets a decent pop from the crowd.
Next, his opponent Talon McFrost comes out to a mixed reaction from the
crowd. I guess the fans are not sure who
to cheer for and who to boo. Talon
enters the ring and is immediately attacked by Bob so that helps to set the
tone. Keg was explosive in this match
and he totally controlled the pace of the entire match. Although both men went for the pin numerous
times, neither was able to secure that elusive 3 count. Just as the match was nearing the time limit,
Bob hit a huge powerslam off the ropes.
He however took his time in making the cover so that he could jawjack
with the fans. By the time he made the
cover, the bell rang bringing this one to a draw finish. Bob wasn’t happy and had words with the
ref. Bob then slugged the ref but Talon
was right there and dropped Bob with the Cold Stone. Bob rolled out of the ring cursing Talon as
he backed up the ramp. Talon checked on
the ref who seemed to be ok and then the two headed to the back. (20 min draw)
Niven and Tobias Snake are backstage and they
say that they are getting their shot at glory tonight when they get their shot
at the tag team titles. They are
interrupted by Baron von Blood and Karl Braun (I guess these two are just
trying to cause trouble). Baron says he
can’t understand how these two nobodies rank higher than the Column. Tobias tells him it’s because one team sucks
and it’s definitely not the Pit.
We go back to the
ring and the lights dim. A single
lantern lights the way as Wilber Townsend makes his way out. “Beware the buzzards” he croaks as he makes
his way into the ring. The lights comes
up as he extinguishes the lantern. The
music changes and out comes Leon Teremoto.
Leon stops on the stage and with mic in hand, he says that he is not yet
cleared to wrestle but he has a friend who has no problem stepping into the
ring with Wilber. We hear a familiar
chime of a bell and out comes ‘the King of Cones’ Magnum Kone. Magnum stops and shakes hands with Leon and
offers him an ice cream sandwich. Magnum
hands out a couple more treats and then gets in the ring. Magnum stands tall imposing his size over the
crazy Wilber Townsend. The bell rings
and this one is off to the races. Magnum
had control of the match until Roderick Rothchild made his way out. He went to sit at commentary and just stared
daggers at Magnum. Wilber took advantage
of the distraction and attacked. After a
few minutes, Magnum began to battle back dropping Wilber with the Push
Pop. Roderick then stood up and made his
way to the ring. Magnum stopped and
began questioning why Roderick was out here.
Wilber attacked once again hitting the Go To Sleep. He made the cover and Magnum got his foot on
the bottom rope but Roderick knocked it off before the ref could see it. The ref counted to 3 (none the wiser) and
awarded the match to Wilber. Wilber sat
in the ring and began to laugh. He then
rolled out of the ring and made his way to the back. Roderick rolled in to the ring and picked up
Magnum. He motioned he was going for the
stunner but then Magnum bounced back like a major force and began peppering
Roderick with lefts and rights. He threw
Roderick into the ropes but Roderick held on and then escaped from the ring
before Magnum could do any more damage.
Roderick jawjacked with Magnum as he made his way to the back. Magnum interacted with the fans before he too
left. (12 min)
The Jacks (Mean
Jack Mason and Angry Jack Lawson) are backstage and they promise that before
the show ends, they will be getting a title shot.
Back at the ring,
we are getting ready for tag team action.
First, 5th Column members Karl Braun and Baron von Blood make
their way out to booing from the crowd. The
get in the ring and continue to antagonize the fans. Then the music changed and out comes the
Steel Curtain. Buzz and Starbuck Steel
are in the house and the fans blow the roof off. Buzz and Starbuck make their way down to the
ring. They get in and begin to get the
crowd psyched up. They keep a wary eye out
for the troublemakers. The bell rings
and the match officially begins. For 5
minutes, the Column used cheating tactics to stay toe to toe with the Curtain
but then eventually the experience the Curtain has kicked in and they totally
dominated the 5th Column. As
the match wore on, Karl has just got done choking Starbuck on the ropes and he
turned to Buzz and said “How do you like them apples?” and as soon as he turned
around, Starbuck was standing there.
Karl tried to beg him off but Starbuck extended his hand. Karl looked at the fans and then back at
Starbuck. He began to extend his own
hand and Starbuck instead poked him in the eye.
He then rolled Karl up and got the 3 count. The Steel Curtain get the win. Baron hit the ring but Starbuck and Buzz
bailed laughing. The fans laughed along
with them. Eventually the 5th
Column left. (15 min)
Tag Team Champions
Scooter J and TNT are backstage and they laugh at what just transpired. TNT says that the Steel Curtain are quickly
moving up the ranks and perhaps sooner rather than later, they will have to
meet them. Scooter J says they will
worry about that when the time comes but for now, they have 2 members from the Snake
Pit tonight. SJ credits the Pit for
being “street tough” but they are not as ring savvy as they are. TNT then adds that the Jacks have something up
their sleeves and Scooter J says they will deal with them.
It is time for the
main event. First, Niven and Tobias
Snake come out to a decent pop from the crowd.
The music changed after the Pit was in the ring and the World Tag Team
Champions Scooter J and TNT make their way out.
The fans give them a nice reception and the champs head down to the
ring. They climb in and scale the corner
turnbuckles holding their titles high.
The fans continue to pop. They
then hand the titles to the ref and this one is ready to go. For the first few minutes, the champs did
dominate but then the Pit got their collective heads together and really gave the
champs a run for their money. Just then,
we see Angry Jack Lawson and Mean Jack Mason walking through the crowd. They make their way to the first row and push
two guys out of their seats and they sit down.
They begin throwing stuff at the champs in the ring laughing all the
way. Eventually security came over and
escorted them away after the fans who got kicked from their seats
complained. Just as they were leaving,
Mean Jack stooped down and picked up a pale of some liquid and threw it at
Scooter J and TNT covering them with it (it looked might gross whatever it
was). The Jacks laughed and finally
left. The ref gave the two a minute to
clean themselves off (I wonder why there wasn’t a DQ for the outside
interference). They got back in the ring
but there were only a few minutes left and the match ended up as a time limit
draw. Scooter J and TNT take their
titles and leave. Niven and Tobias were
just getting ready to leave when the 5th Column (Baron, Karl and
Oswald Zimmerman) came in from the crowd and attacked them. Things were getting dicey until Leiton Snake
made his way out. He makes his way to
the ring but doesn’t get in. The
distraction though was just enough for Tobias and Niven to battle back and dump
the Column out of the ring. It takes a
moment but finally Niven sees Leiton on the outside. Tobias motions for his brother to join him in
the ring. Leiton cautiously enters. Tobias thanks him for coming down. Leiton and Niven then stare at each other. After a very tense moment, Niven extends his
hand. Leiton looks to the crowd who
pops. Leiton shakes Niven’s hand and
then the 3 do the fist bump in the middle of the ring. The Snake Pit is reunited once more. The fans pop as the 3 members stand tall in
the ring and with that, the show comes to an end.
Thanks for
reading. I’m sure the Snake Pit will let
us know what is transpiring soon so stay tuned.
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