Sunday, February 18, 2018

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2018 #650 – Tacoma Thunder - SUPERSHOW


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Hello fans and welcome to the 650th episode of our wrestling newsletter.  Tacoma is hosting a SUPER SHOW today where every match will be specialty rules.  Some of the hottest feuds in HCW come to a head right here in Tacoma so it will be interesting to see how they all play out.  A last minute change from GM Master Bull has pushed each match to have a 30 minute time limit instead of the normal 20 minute.  Here is today’s card and the specialty matches that have been assigned to each.



Super Show (#650)
Tacoma, WA
February 18, 2018 - 5:00 PM


Bull Rope Match (to ensure the other can’t run away)
30 Minute Time Limit



'Top Gun' Justin Winger
VS.
The Banker
with Ruth  Heartless


                                                                                  Lights Out Match
For the Money in the Bank contract (for the TV title)
30 Minute Time Limit



The Unknown Assassin
with Honorable J C Dykes
VS.
Phat Sol


ECW Rules Match
30 Minute Time Limit



The Axe
VS.
ScooterJ


I Quit Match
If Davis wins, he gets Figgy in the ring for 5 minutes
30 Minute Time Limit



Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister
VS.
Mustang Sammy
with Figaroa 'Figgy' Newton


Steel Cage Match
For the Ladies Title
30 Minute Time Limit



The Duchess (f) (Champion)
VS.
Candice Charisma (f)


Falls Count Anywhere
For the World Title
30 Minute Time Limit



Drew the Canadian Love Machine (Champion)
VS.
Starbuck Steel


Pyro goes off and GM Master Bull comes out to kick off the show.  He says that, after his conversation with the owners and until GM Max McGillicutty makes a full recovery, he will be running both shows.  He promises not to show favoritism between the brands as both are equally important.  Tonight, Tacoma is hosting what is essentially a mini PPV of its own with this event.  Bull says that Tacoma, like Phoenix, appreciates the talent in the ring and they show their support by selling out these show weekly and he thanks the fans for the support.  He does not want to waste any time and says it’s time to get the ball rolling.  He leaves as pyro goes off once again.

The first match on the card begins with, blaring over the loudspeakers, we hear “DENIED” and out comes the Banker and his manager Ruth Heartless.  The fans boo them and the Banker threatens to hit the fans with his briefcase.  Finally he makes it into the ring and the ref immediate attaches the bull rope to his wrist.  The Banker then begins whipping the rope around trying to loosen up.  The music changes and out comes “Top Gun” Justin Winger and the fans pop for him.  This of course infuriates the Banker who complains to Ruth.  Winger makes it to the ring and is immediately fitted with the other end of the bull rope. 

The Banker used the cowbell early on bloodying up Winger but that didn’t stop him from taking the match to the Banker.  In the first 8 minutes of the match, the Banker went for pin attempts grabbing a handful of tights but Winger kept kicking out.  We join the match at the 10 minute mark.

===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

'Top Gun' Justin Winger rolled OC.

The Banker rolled DC

'Top Gun' Justin Winger executes a INDIAN ROPE BURN....

The Banker absorbs the punishment.

'Top Gun' Justin Winger is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...
The Banker kicks out of the pin!


===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

'Top Gun' Justin Winger rolled OC.

The Banker rolled OC.

'Top Gun' Justin Winger executes a HEAD-SMASH WITH COWBELL....

The Banker executes a Withdrawal Powerslam....


'Top Gun' Justin Winger is attempting a pin (and like what the Banker did, he grabs a handful of tights)!!!

1...2...3
The Banker was pinned by 'Top Gun' Justin Winger!!!

'Top Gun' Justin Winger wins with a HEAD-SMASH WITH COWBELL over The Banker!!!

Top Gun gets the win much to the delight of the fans.  The Banker is not thrilled with the outcome and yells at the ref for Winger grabbing the tights when going for the win.  The ref disregarded him.  The Banker swiped his briefcase from ringside and smacked Winger with it from behind.  He didn’t stick around and he along with his manager, left.  (11 min)

We cut backstage with Phat Sol first.  Phat says he’s 100% healthy but he was frustrated sitting on the sidelines and tonight he takes that frustration out on the Unknown Assassin.  Phat practically begs for Dykes to interfere so he can take him out too.

Also being interviewed is J C Dykes and the Unknown Assassin.  Dykes responds saying that if Phat so much as lays a finger on him, he’ll be out of action this time on a lawsuit.  Dykes says that there is no way Phat is getting his hands on the money in the bank briefcase and will once again face the wrath of the Unknown Assassin.

We head to the ring for our next match.  This is a Lights Out match between the Unknown Assassin and Phat Sol.  Phat comes out first to a huge pop from the crowd.  Next, security comes out to line the ramp to the ring and J C Dykes and the Unknown Assassin come out and are booed as they walk down to the ring.  UA immediately attacks Phat. 


===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

The Unknown Assassin rolled OC.

Phat Sol rolled OC.

The Unknown Assassin executes a Standing Crossface.... (Dykes then throws a roll of quarters to UA but Phat intercepts it)

Phat Sol executes a ROUNDHOUSE WITH ROLL OF QUARTERS....

The Unknown Assassin is injured and on the mat.  The referee begins the count...
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10
The Unknown Assassin is counted out!!!


Phat Sol wins with a ROUNDHOUSE WITH ROLL OF QUARTERS - Count Out over The Unknown Assassin!!!

Phat Sol gets the win in ONE MINUTE with a KO of the Unknown Assassin.  Dykes is LIVID.  Phat grabs the money in the back contract and heads to the back.  It takes a few moments for UA to be revived but once he is, he is NOT a happy camper.  Dykes says he’s taking this to the high court.

Scooter J is backstage.  SJ says that when they were a team, TNT and the Axe hogged the limelight for themselves placing themselves above the team (wait...that is what Scooter J did actually) and tonight, since Axe decided to align himself with SJ bitter enemy Brick, then Axe is an enemy by association.  He promises to not only beat Axe but will send him to the hospital.

Davis Hoffmeister is also being interviewed and he says that he’s waited a long time and dealt with enough BS from Sammy and Figgy.  Tonight, once he defeats Sammy and gets Newton in the ring, he’ll show the world he means business.


Our next match is ready to begin.  First, Scooter J comes out and the fans boo the shit out of him.  He is not liked by anyone in this entire building. Next, the Axe comes out and gets a big pop from the crowd.  He makes his way to the ring and the ref announces this will be an ECW rules match.   Scooter J busted the Axe open early in the match and the loss of blood took the steam out of Axe’s engine.  Axe did manage to draw blood of his own after bouncing SJ’s face off the steel steps.  The war continued as we hit the 21 minute mark.

===== In the 21st minute of the match: =====

The Axe rolled OC.

ScooterJ rolled DC

The Axe executes a Power Punch....

ScooterJ attempts to defend against Power Punch but is unsuccessful.


===== In the 22nd minute of the match: =====

The Axe rolled OC/TT

ScooterJ rolled DC

The Axe executes a Side Headlock....

ScooterJ absorbs the punishment but somehow manages to make it to the corner and remove the turnbuckle cover.


===== In the 23rd minute of the match: =====

The Axe rolled DC

ScooterJ rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
The Axe rolled DC

ScooterJ rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
The Axe rolled OC.
ScooterJ rolled OC/TT

The Axe executes a Shoulder Tackle....

The Axe goes for it again but SJ moves and Axe hits his head on the exposed turnbuckle bracket.  He staggers to the middle of the ring and…

ScooterJ executes a SUPERKICK....

ScooterJ is attempting a pin!!! (and illegally hooks the tights)

1...2...3
The Axe was pinned by ScooterJ!!!


ScooterJ wins with a SUPERKICK over The Axe!!!


Scooter J gets the win and the fans are not happy with the decision.   A few of the fans tried to complain that SJ had a handful of tights (and he leg on the ropes for leverage) but SJ silenced them by grabbing their sodas and THROWING IT INTO THEIR FACES!  SJ leaves laughing all the way to the back.

We head to the back again and this time Mustang Sammy is with Figaroa Newton.  Newton is sweating profusely.  “I’m not a wrestler; he CAN’T put his hands on me.”  Sammy tells him “Relax. I’ve got this figured out.   He won’t touch you.  Hoff, I’ve waited long enough and you will feel the pain and suffering like you’ve never experienced.  Tonight, you’re my BITCH!”  (Funny enough, the network sensors missed this and the ‘bleep’ came after he cursed.)

Also backstage is Candice Charisma and she says that tonight, the guard changes and she defeats the phony Duchess and takes the championship.  She also says that regardless of who wears a crown, it’s about who has the gold and being the Ladies Champion will be greater than some off-the-rack costume that Raquel can wear.

Next, our “I Quit” match is ready to begin.  First, Figgy, err, I mean Figaroa, comes out and he’s booed.  He introduces Mustang Sammy and the reaction he receives is about equal.  They head to the ring.  Figgy is then escorted out of the ring and handcuffed to the commentary table.  He complains but Sammy tells him to relax.  Next, Davis ‘The Hoff’ Hoffmeister comes out and the fans practically blow the roof off the place.  He gets into the ring and wasting no time, tells Sammy to ‘Bring it’.   For 25 minutes, the two of them beat the holy hell out of each other.  This one was about inflicting damage.   Davis had control for half the match but Sammy took over and after putting Davis through the commentary table (and thus freeing Figgy from his station), the match went Sammy’s way.  We join now at the 26 minute mark.

===== In the 26th minute of the match: =====

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC

Mustang Sammy rolled OC.

Mustang Sammy executes a THE HANDLEBAR (CAMEL CLUTCH)....

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister attempts to defend against THE HANDLEBAR (CAMEL CLUTCH) but is unsuccessful.

Mustang Sammy straps in the THE HANDLEBAR (CAMEL CLUTCH).
Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister does not submit!


===== In the 27th minute of the match: =====

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC

Mustang Sammy rolled OC.

Mustang Sammy executes a THE LASSO (CLOTHESLINE)....

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister neutralizes THE LASSO (CLOTHESLINE).


===== In the 28th minute of the match: =====

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled OC.

Mustang Sammy rolled OC/TT

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister executes a PILEDRIVER....

Figaroa 'Figgy' Newton executes a Distract ref while protege bludgeon's foe with megaphone....


===== In the 29th minute of the match: =====

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC

Mustang Sammy rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled OC.

Mustang Sammy rolled DC

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister executes a BODYSLAM....

Mustang Sammy attempts to defend against BODYSLAM but is unsuccessful.


===== In the 30th minute of the match: =====

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled OC.

Mustang Sammy rolled OC.

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister executes a WRAP MICROPHONE CORD AROUND FOE'S THROAT....

Mustang Sammy executes a THE LASSO (CLOTHESLINE)....

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister straps in the WRAP MICROPHONE CORD AROUND FOE'S THROAT.
Mustang Sammy does not submit!


After 30 minutes, the match is declared a draw.


This hard fought match comes to an end with no single winner.  Figgy helped Sammy up and helped him to the back.  Figgy escaped pain and suffering this time but I’m sure Davis isn’t finished with them yet.  Davis leaves to a pop from the crowd.

Backstage, the Ladies Champion the Duchess says that it’s time for Candice to go back to her mommy and say that she needs a new job because the Duchess just SCHOOLED her. Duchess tells Candice she’s living in a fantasy world and in that world, Candice can be whatever she wants but here in HCW, she’s at the top of the mountain and no one, especially some upstart wannabee

Manager J C Dykes storms into Master Bull’s office complaining and Bull said that he’s had enough.  Dykes can both shut his trap and leave now or he and UA can be suspended and then they can contemplate what the unemployment line looks like.  Dykes storms out but mumbles under his breath that Phat will pay and it will all be on Master Bull.

The crew are finishing setting up the steel cage for our next match.  Once they are finished, the bell rings to introduce the next match.  First, Candice Charisma comes out and the fans boo.  She ignores them and rushes the ring.  She climbs the cage and goes in over the top.  She then starts bouncing off the ropes to loosen up.  Next, the music changes and out comes the Ladies Champion the Duchess.  The fans are mixed and she makes her way down to the ring holding her title above her head.  She walks around the ring holding the title high and then makes her way to the door.  She enters the ring and hands her title over to the ref.  He then hands it to the ring technician who takes it and places it on the commentary table.   This one kicks off.   Candice owned the Duchess (a score of 108 vs 208) and even though the Duchess blinded Candice by raking her face across the cage, it didn’t slow her down.  18 minutes in, the Duchess locked in the All Hail Her Majesty and just when it looked like Candice would tap out, she made it to the ropes to break the hold.  Candice got a near fall after choking the Duchess between the ropes and the cage.  We now jump to the 27th min of the match.

===== In the 27th minute of the match: =====

The Duchess (f) rolled DC

Candice Charisma (f) rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

The Duchess (f) rolled OC/TT

Candice Charisma (f) rolled OC.

The Duchess (f) executes a LOU THESZ PRESS....

Candice Charisma (f) executes a USE BRASS KNUCKLES -- DRAW BLOOD....

Candice Charisma (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...
The Duchess (f) kicks out of the pin!


===== In the 28th minute of the match: =====

The Duchess (f) rolled DC

Candice Charisma (f) rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

The Duchess (f) rolled DC

Candice Charisma (f) rolled OC.

Candice Charisma (f) executes a CHOKE BETWEEN ROPES AND CAGE....

The Duchess (f) attempts to defend against CHOKE BETWEEN ROPES AND CAGE but is unsuccessful.

Candice Charisma (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...
The Duchess (f) kicks out of the pin!


===== In the 29th minute of the match: =====

The Duchess (f) rolled DC

Candice Charisma (f) rolled OC.

Candice Charisma (f) executes a DIVING CROSSBODY....

The Duchess (f) absorbs the punishment.

Candice Charisma (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...
The Duchess (f) kicks out of the pin!


===== In the 30th minute of the match: =====

The Duchess (f) rolled OC.

Candice Charisma (f) rolled OC.

The Duchess (f) executes a SUPERKICK....

Candice Charisma (f) executes a HURRICANRANA....


After 30 minutes, the match is declared a draw. 


The ref is handed the Ladies title and he in turn hands it to the Duchess.  Exhausted, she holds it high over her head.  As she leaves the ring, Candice screams at her “I’m not done with you yet.”  The Duchess turns and smiles and says “I’m through with you”.  She turns and walks away.  Candice seethes in the ring and eventually leaves.

We cut to the back where The Banker is seen backstage destroying the locker room. He is finally approached by his manager Ruth Heartless who asks what is wrong.

“That CHEATER!  I’ve had it with Top Gun. His time has come, and humiliating him just isn’t enough anymore! I don’t just want to end his chances at a title! I want to destroy him. I want to get him in that ring, and blow by blow take everything he has left! His time has come Ruth, it’s my destiny to make him pay his DEBTS!” (Takes a deep breath) “Winning isn’t enough anymore, he needs to pay with blood!”

It’s now time for our Main Event.  Utilizing the Falls Count Anywhere rule, we begin with Steel Curtain member Starbuck Steel coming out to a pop from the crowd.  He makes his way down to the ring and does some posing for the crowd which they eat up.  Next, the music changes and out comes the World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine.  The fans pop so loud that it was almost deafening.  Drew makes his way down to the ring and climbs each turnbuckle as the fans pop louder and louder.  Drew hands over his title to the ref who has it set at the commentary desk.  Drew shakes the extended hand of Starbuck and the bell rings starting this one off.

This one started off insane with Drew hitting his signature corkscrew pescado but Starbuck took him out of the ring and DDT’d Drew on the steel steps before hitting the Shooting Star Buck.  The fans yelled “HOLY SH*T!”  and the match continued much the same way with both men hitting high profile moves.  Drew controlled the first 10 minutes of the match but after Starbuck hit a Starplex (slingshot suplex) from the apron and both went crashing through the commentary table.  More “HOLY SH*T” chants rang out and both men made it back to their feet.  Drew rolled Starbuck back into the ring and then set up another table.  He attempted to hit a plancha through the table but Starbuck was able to nullify it.  We join the match at the 14 minute mark and by this time, tempers has begun to flare.

===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

Starbuck Steel executes an EYE RAKE....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine absorbs the punishment.


===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS....

Starbuck Steel executes a PLANCHA OPPONENT THROUGH TABLE....

Starbuck Steel is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3
Drew the Canadian Love Machine was pinned by Starbuck Steel!!!


Starbuck Steel wins with a PLANCHA OPPONENT THROUGH TABLE over Drew the Canadian Love Machine!!!

Starbuck has just defeated Drew to become the NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!  Starbuck’s brother Buzz comes out with Biceps Bannerman and a good chunk of the back and they hoist Starbuck on their shoulders as the fans pop.  There is a small break where Drew turned back towards the ring and he and Starbuck nodded to each other.  Drew then left allowing Starbuck to enjoy his moment.

With that, the show comes to an end.  Here is a preview of our next show:



Phoenix Heat House Show
Phoenix, AZ
February 21, 2018 - 5:00 PM


Non-Title Match
20 Minute Time Limit



Talon McFrost
VS.
The Crocodile Hunter


For Otto's spot in the top 10
20 Minute Time Limit



Otto Ruthless
VS.
Buzz Steel


Fatal 4 Way to determine the #1 contender for the Ladies Title
No Countout, 30 Minute Time Limit



Taylor Bella (f)
VS.
Starr Vixen (f)
VS.
Madame Jade (f)
VS.
Scarlett Phoenix (f)


Non-Title match
30 Minute Time Limit



"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild
Roderick Rothchild
with The Ambassador
VS.
Terra Ryzing
Travis 'Dark Storm' Ryzing


For the MITB (TV title) contract
30 Minute Time Limit



Phat Sol
VS.
The Banker
with Ruth Heartless


Iron Man Match
No Countout, 60 Minute Time Limit



Sonic Blade
VS.
Wilber Townsend

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