Hello
fans and welcome to Day 1 of HCW’s PPV – Apocalypse! Pyro goes off and the fans here in Denver, CO
pop like you’ve never heard. The camera
pans the crowd taking in their enthusiasm.
Our two GM’s Max McGillicutty and Master Bull come out and the pop just
gets louder. Bull walks out onto the
ramp and prompts the fans to get up and get (even more) fired up which they
do. Bull walks back over to where Max is
standing. Max gets on the mic and thanks
the fans for supporting HCW as they continue to find their place in the world
of professional wrestling. Bull takes
the mic and tells us we are in for a real treat with the best of HCW
participating in 3 days and 18 matches of high impact action. He acknowledges that it’s been an interesting
year with all the ups and downs HCW has had but it only makes them stronger. Max takes the mic back and says that the fans
are ready for some real action and they leave the stage as pyro goes off once
again and we’re ready to get our party started.
JC Dykes and the
Unknown Assassin begin the show with a little promo. “Ladies and Gentlemen…my champion has no
equal…Within his soul there are countless warrior champions. When defeat is
close, one of his warrior spirits engages with the fleshly extensions of my
Assassin, and victory is the outcome. Assassin was raised as the practice ninja
for the greatest of all ninjas. Time after time, day after day, UA limped home
bruised and bleeding. This was his lifestyle for several years. Then, little by
little, he countered his master’s attacks. Little by little, he began to get
better and better. Little by little, he held his own against the strongest of
warriors. Little by little, he became the teacher and the warrior champion
became the student. Now we are here. Little by little, we have challenged and
won all our battles. Little by little, we win 2 little trophies you call
championship belts. Little by little, we become World Champion. Thank you very
much. These 2, Chima Changa and So Fat I Fall, will be added to the heap of
broken bodies as we climb to your pinnacle. We demand to meet World Champion
and show who the real World Champion is. We are the People’s Champ.”
Our
first match of the evening kicks off with Lady Hermann (the first Lady of
Wrestling as she calls herself) making her way down to the ring to booing from
the crowd. The fans taunt her by holding
4 fingers upside down. She showboats
around the ring and the fans are expressing their displeasure. The music changes and out comes Kimberly
Kiccass. The crowd pops for her even
though she’s not exactly a fan favorite either (just probably liked of the
better of the two). She gets into the
ring but Lady Hermann attacks her kicking this one off quick. The
match remained even for the entire bout with both ladies giving it their all. In the first minute of the match, Lady
Hermann locked in the Figure 8 leglock turning it right into a Figure 4 leglock
but Kimberly made it to the ropes.
Kimberly gingerly favored her leg but it really didn’t impede her
ability to fight. We join the match at
the 6 minute mark.
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Kimberly
Kiccsass (f) rolled OC.
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled DC
Kimberly
Kiccsass (f) executes a Arm Drag Off Top Rope....
Lady
Hermann (f) attempts to defend against Arm Drag Off Top Rope but is
unsuccessful.
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Kimberly
Kiccsass (f) rolled OC.
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled OC.
Kimberly
Kiccsass (f) executes a Back Mounted Chin Lock....
Lady
Hermann (f) executes a SITOUT WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER....
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Kimberly
Kiccsass (f) rolled OC.
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled DC
Kimberly
Kiccsass (f) executes a Dragon Sleeper....
Lady
Hermann (f) absorbs the punishment.
Kimberly
Kiccsass (f) straps in the Dragon Sleeper.
The ref raises Lady Herman’s arm once…twice and three times and all
three times Lady Hermann’s arm fell.
Lady
Hermann (f) submits!!!
Kimberly Kiccsass (f) wins with a Dragon Sleeper over Lady
Hermann (f)!!!
Kimberly
Kiccass gets the win and she stands over Lady Hermann before climbing the
turnbuckles to the pop from the fans.
After a few minutes, she leaves.
Lady Hermann went to the back on her own.
We cut
to the back where manager Ant Graham and his Ghouls (Dr. Red Fang, Covfefe and
Mason the Mangler) (6 man tag team champions) are being interviewed. Graham rags on the Steel Curtain for being so
pathetic as to hang on to the past when they were something. That time is gone and it’s now time for the
Ghouls to run wild and they will run wild all over SC and Biceps. He sarcastically wishes them best luck but
says neither luck nor skill will help them tonight. As they are leaving, Dr. Red Fang screams
“VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR THE STEEL CURTAIN, BICEPS BANNERMAN AND THAT COWARD
@JOWSTERGUY!”
We are
ready for our second match. First, Phat
Sol makes his way down to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd. Next, El Chango makes his way out and the
fans pop for him also. He enters the
ring and after showboating for the fans, he makes his way over and extends his
hand to Phat who shakes it. Finally, manager
J C Dykes comes out and has a mic in hand.
“You two lovebirds better make nicey nice on your own time. Tonight, the champion of champions the
Unknown Assassin wipes the mat with both of you and puts to rest any question
of who the greatest champion of all time is.
Ladies and Germs…I present to you… YOUR US and TV Champion…the Unknown
Assassin. UA comes out as the fans boo
him. UA and Dykes wait impatiently as
security comes out (moving pretty slow) and lines the ramp. Dykes and the Unknown Assassin make their way
to the ring when security abruptly depart leaving Dykes and UA exposed to the
fans’ ire. A fan threw a can that ended
up hitting UA in the head. He was a bit
dazed but shook it off. The TV title is
on the line in this 30 minute time limit match.
The match was pretty much either the Unknown Assassin vs Phat Sol or vs
El Chango. It wasn’t until the last few
minutes of the match that El Chango and Phat Sol met one on one. At the 16 minute mark, Phat hit UA with the
Phat’s Enough and El Chango hit him with the Diamond Dust before dumping him
unceremoniously out of the ring. Then it
came down to Phat vs El Chango.
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Phat
Sol rolled OC.
El
Chango rolled OC.
Phat
Sol executes a Bodyslam....
El
Chango executes a THROW OUT OF RING....
=====
In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Phat
Sol rolled OC.
El
Chango rolled OC.
Phat
Sol executes a Knee Lift....
El
Chango executes a FLYING SPINNING HEEL KICK....
=====
In the 19th minute of the match: =====
Phat
Sol rolled OC.
El
Chango rolled OC.
Phat
Sol executes a Phat's Enough....
El
Chango executes a MUTA LOCK....
Phat
Sol is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
El
Chango was pinned by Phat Sol!!!
Phat
Sol wins with a Phat's Enough over El Chango and becomes the NEW TV CHAMPION!!!
Phat
is handed the title and he begins to celebrate.
He is approached by El Chango who groggily makes it to his feet and
extends a hand. Phat shakes it and El
Chango leaves. Phat continues to
celebrate as J C Dykes helps the Unknown Assassin to the back. Dykes screams that this isn’t over and they
will all pay for this travesty.
We cut
backstage with Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) with Biceps Bannerman. Buzz
Steel says that tonight, the “legends” show the upstarts what it means to mess
with the alpha dogs. Bannerman adds that
they know how the game is played so nothing Graham or his goofy ghouls can do
that will surprise them. Starbuck says
that tonight, he has a new word to sign off with…DOMINATE.
It’s
time to head back to the ring for our 3rd match of the night. First, the challengers make their way out for
a shot at the 6 man titles. The Steel
Curtain and Biceps Bannerman all come out to a small pop from the crowd (crowd
isn’t necessarily on their side but they are against who is coming out next)
however they are NOT accompanied by their manager the Ambassador. Ant Graham comes out and introduces the 6 Man
Tag Team Champions – Graham’s Ghouls.
First, Covfefe comes out followed by Mason the Mangler and finally, as
the loudspeakers blare with his introduction “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!” and
out comes Dr. Red Fang. The 6 man champs
(wearing their titles) and their manager all head down to the ring. GM Master Bull comes out and tells everyone
that he doesn’t want this one ending on some technicality so he is making it a
no DQ/no time limit match where there WILL be a winner. Graham is at ringside throwing a fit. All six men started off in the ring brawling
and it took a bit for the ref to gain control.
Once he did and started the match, the Curtain and Biceps began triple
teaming the champs much to Ant Graham’s shock.
Just when the Ghouls started to get something going, Fang’s opponent on
Sunday @Jowersterguy (our IT specialist) showed up and pulled Fang off the
apron and the two began brawling to the back leaving Covfefe and Mason. We join the match at the 11 min mark.
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Covfefe
rolled DC
Biceps
Bannerman rolled OC.
Biceps
Bannerman executes a FULL NELSON LIFT & SLAM....
Covfefe
absorbs the punishment.
Biceps
Bannerman is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Covfefe
kicks out of the pin!
Biceps
Bannerman tags out to Buzz Steel
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Covfefe
rolled OC.
Buzz
Steel rolled OC.
Ant
Graham executes a Intimidate referee....
Buzz
Steel executes a FLYING KNEE SMASH....
Buzz
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Covfefe
kicks out of the pin!
Ant
Graham then threw a chair to Mason to use on Buzz but Buzz ducked and Mason
blasted Covfefe with the chair stunning the big man. Graham and Mason were pissed. Starbuck jumped into the ring and launched
himself over the top rope onto Mason and Graham taking them both down.
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Covfefe
rolled DC
Buzz
Steel rolled OC.
Buzz
Steel executes a SUPERMAN PUNCH....
Covfefe
absorbs the punishment.
Buzz
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Covfefe
was pinned by Buzz Steel!!!
Buzz Steel wins with a SUPERMAN PUNCH over Covfefe and with this
pin, he, Starbuck and Biceps Bannerman are the NEW 6 MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
Buzz,
Starbuck and Biceps take the titles and hold them high as the fans actually pop
for them. They take their titles and
head to the back.
In the
ring, Covfeve begins to stir. Mason and
Ant Graham get into the ring and begin to lambast him. Graham reaches over and SLAPS Covfefe. Something snapped. Covfefe removed his mask “freeing” himself
from the corruption of Ant Graham and MAGNUM KONE RETURNS! He grabbed Graham and began shaking him
saying “I don’t need you anymore. I’m
free of your evil influence. Mason
rushes over and begins to beat Magnum down.
Magnum eliminates him from the ring.
As Mason and Ant start to make their way to the back, Magnum gets on the
mic and challenges Mason to a match right here and now. GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that
there was one spot intentionally left open and he is approving that match NOW! Match #4 begins.
Graham
and Mason beat Magnum down for the first few minutes of the match but then
Magnum began to battle back shocking Mason and Graham. We join the match at the 5 min mark.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Magnum
Kone rolled OC/TT
Mason
the Mangler rolled OC/TT
Magnum
Kone executes a SCOOP SLAM....
Mason
the Mangler executes a STIFF PILEDRIVER....
Mason
the Mangler is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Magnum
Kone kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Magnum
Kone rolled DC
Mason
the Mangler rolled OC.
Mason
the Mangler tries to injure Magnum by executing a second STIFF PILEDRIVER....
Magnum
Kone attempts to defend against STIFF PILEDRIVER but is unsuccessful.
Mason
the Mangler is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Magnum
Kone kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Magnum
Kone rolled DC
Mason
the Mangler rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Magnum
Kone rolled OC.
Mason
the Mangler rolled DC
Magnum
Kone executes a THROW OVER TOP ROPE....
Mason
the Mangler absorbs the punishment.
Mason
the Mangler is on the outside. Ant
Graham goes over and grabs Mason’s arm and begins to drag him to the back.
The
ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10
Mason
the Mangler is counted out!!!
Magnum Kone wins with a THROW OVER TOP ROPE - Count Out over
Mason the Mangler!!!
Magnum
Kone gets the win via countout but it’s a win nonetheless. Magnum celebrates with the fans briefly
before heading to the back.
Backstage,
Red Hot Lucas Johnston is being interviewed.
He says he’s been granted a huge opportunity tonight taking Ice Dagger
and he’ll prove that ID “ain’t got nothin’ on me”. Just as he was finishing up, in walked
Hardcore Champion Leon Teremoto. Leon
said that he wished Lucas the best for his match. He too is taking on two great talents in Pete
Punsher and the Fiend and is looking forward to taking on the best but he will
be walking out with his title intact.
The
next match kicks off with “Ice Dagger Baby” playing over the loudspeakers but
as soon as he comes out from behind the curtain, he is assailed by signs from
the fans that read “M.I.D.G.E.T.” (supposed to be “Make Ice Dagger Great
Everywhere Today) but I think it backfired on him. The fans laugh at him as he makes his way
down to the ring. He flips off the fans
in frustration but they retaliate with chants of “Midget, Midget” and that
makes him all the more pisssed. Next,
the music changes (thankfully) and out comes “Red Hot” Lucas Johnston and the
fans pop HUGE for him. He makes his way
down to the ring shaking hands and hi-fiving with the fans. ID doesn’t like it and rushes out of the ring
and attacks Lucas before he could get in the ring. He started off bouncing Lucas’ head off the
steel steps. He then hurled Lucas right
into the steps. Once he thought he had
him softened up, he threw Lucas into the ring.
He climbed in and the bell rang. After
the first couple of minutes, Lucas got into his groove and took the match to
Dagger. The match went a lot longer than
expected with Dagger continuing to battle back.
We join the match at the 21 minute mark.
=====
In the 21st minute of the match: =====
'Red
Hot' Lucas Johnston rolled OC/TT
Ice
Dagger rolled DC
'Red
Hot' Lucas Johnston executes a Quick Forearms....
Ice
Dagger absorbs the punishment.
'Red
Hot' Lucas Johnston is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Ice
Dagger kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
'Red
Hot' Lucas Johnston rolled DC
Ice
Dagger rolled OC.
Ice
Dagger executes a DRIVING ELBOW DROPS....
'Red
Hot' Lucas Johnston absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 23rd minute of the match: =====
'Red
Hot' Lucas Johnston rolled DC
Ice
Dagger rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
'Red
Hot' Lucas Johnston rolled OC.
Ice
Dagger rolled DC
'Red
Hot' Lucas Johnston executes a Reverse Chinlock....
Ice
Dagger reverses Reverse Chinlock!
Ice
Dagger executes a SHORT CLOTHESLINE....
Ice
Dagger reverses a SHORT CLOTHESLINE!
'Red
Hot' Lucas Johnston executes a Arm Drag....
Ice
Dagger absorbs the punishment. Lucas
rolls with it.
'Red
Hot' Lucas Johnston is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Ice
Dagger was pinned by 'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston!!!
'Red
Hot' Lucas Johnston wins with an Arm Drag over Ice Dagger!!!
“Red
Hot” gets the win and the fans go absolutely berserk. He celebrates as Ice Dagger sulks to the
back.
We
head to the back again and the Ambassador is backstage with his team Elitism
(‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild and ‘Rowdy’ Roderick Rothchild). He says that he could not be at ringside for
the Steel Curtain because he does not manage Biceps Bannerman and was not going
to be allowed to be in their corner for the match. He does go on to say that Reid and Roderick
are ready for this match as they’ve been training and hitting the gym now for
weeks and they are as ready as they’re ever going to be. Reid says that their time is now and they
will prove to Hoff n Spicy – the tag team champs - that there is a reason they
are the best in HCW right now. Roderick
adds in that it doesn’t matter what their manager tries to do, the Ambassador
is a better manager than some fruit cake (Figgy Newton) and there is no doubt
in their minds who will walk out as the tag champs. Reid, Roderick and the Ambassador all put
their hands on top of each other’s and the Ambassador says “Break” and they
leave.
It’s
time for our Hardcore title match. Pete
Punsher makes his way out to the ring first to a decent reaction from the
crowd. Next, the music from the Misfits
plays and the Fiend makes his way out and down to the ring to an even bigger
pop. Finally, the Hardcore Champion
himself Leon Teremoto comes out and the crowd pops even louder. The referee asks Leon what type of rules he
wants for this match. Leon thinks about
it for a moment and then says “ECW rules” and the fans pop once again. Once the match began, the three really gave
it their all. The one who shined the
brightest though was the Fiend. He
proved to the world why he was a multi-time Hardcore Champion. The Fiend began to dominate the match taking
it to both Pete and Leon. This went on
for an exciting 20 minutes before we join in the action below.
=====
In the 20th minute of the match: =====
Leon
Teremoto rolled DC
The
Fiend rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Leon
Teremoto rolled OC/TT
The
Fiend rolled DC
Leon
Teremoto, Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher
double teaming for 1 rounds.
Leon
Teremoto is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Leon
Teremoto executes a POWERBOMB....
Pete
Punsher aka the Pun-isher is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Pete
Punsher aka the Pun-isher executes a DAZZLE FANS WITH BAD PUNS....
The
Fiend reverses Double Teaming.!
Leon
Teremoto is a defensive (DC) double teamer.
Leon
Teremoto does nothing for the round.
Pete
Punsher aka the Pun-isher is a defensive (DC) double teamer.
Pete Punsher
aka the Pun-isher does nothing for the round.
The
Fiend executes a Throw (both) Opponents off Eagles's Nest....
Double
teaming ends.
=====
In the 21st minute of the match: =====
Pete
Punsher aka the Pun-isher rolled DC
The
Fiend rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Pete
Punsher aka the Pun-isher rolled OC.
The
Fiend rolled DC
Pete
Punsher aka the Pun-isher executes a RAM HEAD INTO RINGSIDE Barriers!....
The
Fiend absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
Leon Teremoto
rolled OC.
The
Fiend rolled OC.
Leon
Teremoto executes a POWERBOMB....
The
Fiend executes a THE DEVILS RAIN (NECKBREAKER)....
Leon
Teremoto is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
The
Fiend was pinned by Leon Teremoto!!!
Leon
Teremoto wins with a POWERBOMB over The Fiend!!!
Leon
Teremoto retains the Hardcore title in what was probably his biggest challenge
to date. The fans popped for him as he
was handed his title and he held it high over his head. Pete Punsher walked over and shook Leon’s
hand before leaving. The Fiend made it
to his feet and he also congratulated Leon on his win. Leon left the ring knowing what was going to
happen next.
The
Fiend asked for a mic and he said he wanted to thank HCW management and the
fans for 3 great years in the sport and that it was time for him to move
on. He said he was a little sad for
never getting the ‘big one’ but he was always happy to represent his federation
– whether it was HWF, CSWA or HCW as its Hardcore Champion but not it’s time
for him to evaluate his future and what’s next for him. He sets down the mic and leaves as the fans
chant “Thank you Fiend”. He makes it to
the stage and turns to wave one final time and then he leaves.
We go
backstage one final time with manager Figgy Newton and the World Tag Team
Champions Hoff n Spicy (Davis Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice). Figgy says that he gets Winger on Sunday but
tonight it will be all about the champs.
DJ says that he’s been around for a few years having had multiple
“faces” but DJ is by far his favorite.
He says he’s teamed up with perhaps the best pound for pound man there
is in HCW today. Together, they are the
tag team champs and after tonight, nothing changes. Davis takes over and says he doesn’t know who
the mystery person is who been carrying around the “Why Davis Why?” sign but
tonight, it’s not important. What is
important is defending and retaining these titles. They will continue to dominate the tag team
scene and keep their spot at the top of the heap. Teams will come and go but they are the best
until someone else can prove him wrong.
It’s
time for our MAIN EVENT. First, the
Ambassador makes his way out and introduces Elitism – ‘the Elitist’ Reid
Rothchild and ‘Rowdy’ Roderick Rothchild.
The crowd pops for them as they make their way down to the ring. They enter the ring and psyche up the
crowd. Next, Figgy Newton comes out and
he introduces the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – Hoff n Spicy! The crowd explodes with the loudest pop of
the night as Davis and DJ come out and they, along with Figgy, head down to the
ring. The champs enter the ring and give
their opponents a glancing look before climbing the turnbuckles to the
deafening pop from the crowd. Finally,
they get done with their showboating and are ready to kick this one off. Before the match can begin, GM Max
McGillicutty came out and said that with two managers at ringside, things can
get volatile so he wants a winner in this match so he’s making it a no DQ/CO
match. The champs dominated the match
for a whopping 20 minutes. Things then
went sour when that sign guy came in from the crowd and attacked Davis beating
him down. While that went on, Elitism
took DJ out of the ring and hit him with a double powerbomb through the Spanish
announcers table first and put him through the second one. DJ is out.
The sign guy, after beating down on Davis, then rolled him back into the
ring. Right before Elitism got back into
the ring, ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger showed up at ringside and hopped the barrier
and chased Figgy all the way to the back.
We join the action at the 21 minutes mark.
=====
In the 21st minute of the match: =====
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled OC.
Roderick
Rothchild rolled OC.
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister executes a MONKEY FLIP....
Roderick
Rothchild executes an AIRPLANE SPIN....
Roderick
Rothchild is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister kicks out of the pin!
Roderick
Rothchild tags out to "The Elitist" Reid Rothchild
=====
In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC
"The
Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled OC.
"The
Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a ROCK BOTTOM....
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister absorbs the punishment.
"The
Elitist" Reid Rothchild tags out to Roderick Rothchild
=====
In the 23rd minute of the match: =====
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC
Roderick
Rothchild rolled OC.
Roderick
Rothchild executes a ROTHCHILD STUNNER....
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister absorbs the punishment.
Roderick
Rothchild is attempting a pin (and with no partner to save him)…
1...2...3
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister was pinned by Roderick Rothchild!!!
Roderick
Rothchild wins with a ROTHCHILD STUNNER over Davis "the Hoff"
Hoffmeister!!!
Elitism
has just secured a win to become the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! The fans pop like crazy as Reid and Roderick
climbed the turnbuckles and held their titles high. With that, tonight’s show came to an end.
Thanks
for reading. We’ll be back tomorrow with
day 2 of “Apocalypse”.
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