“Hang on a sec little
guy. I think I know where you are going
but as the GM of both the CSWA and HWF, I can’t let that happen. You see, I run the show; I make the rules;
and most importantly, I decide when someone is done. It is in my power right now to fire you for
that abysmal performance at Wrestlemania but I won’t. I won’t let you quit either. So as of right now, I’m taking you off
TV. I’ll figure out something for you
to do in this next chapter of your career.
You were right about one thing; your job taking out Joe Jobber is done
but you are not done as far as I’m concerned. I will come up with something for you to do
that will provide enjoyment for the fans (and fill my pocket book in the
process). Now, with that said, get out
of my ring as there are more announcements to be made.”
Jimberg, looking defeated and deflated, left the ring. The next person out is Damian Sandow and he
is carrying Jerry Lawler’s crown. Sandow
makes his way to the ring and asks for the mike. “
Master Bull took the mic back and said it was time for some
matches. He called out the first champ –
newly crowned owner of the Western States Heritage title Magnus.. Magnus came down and brought a mic of his
own. “Now that I am the rightful owner
of this title having dispensed of the imposter John Cena, I’m taking this time
to let you all know that I am renaming this title.” He looked to Master Bull as if for permission
and with a nod, Magnus continued. “From this day forth, this title will now be
known as the European Title. I will
represent this title as a honored member of the European continent and will do
my people proud.” Master Bull then
announced that his opponent would be “The Elitist Reid Rothchild”. Rothchild was escorted to the ring by his
(now) valet Ravishing Raquel and “bodyguard” Mike “the Axe” Medley.
Magnus controlled the majority of the match even though Reid
got a few shots in. At one point in the
match, Reid hit a Rothchild Stunner and motioned for Medley to hold down
Magnus’ leg. He refused. Reid hit a vicious eye rake on Magnus and as
he tried to follow it up with a
Rothchild splash (stinger splash), he missed after Magnus ducked out of
the corner. Reid started hollering at
Medley who shrunk away after the verbal abuse.
Magnus comes back and after hitting a devastating kick to the
midsection, followed it up by some British stomps and made the cover for the 1-2-3. As the pin was happening, Reid was motioning
for Axe to get involved and break up the pin but he never got in. After the match, Reid began verbally abusing
Medley and even slapped him across the face.
Well, that right there awoke a sleeping giant. Medley began to “Hulk” up (including the
finger point) and Reid saw the writing on the wall and bailed. Medley, with smoke coming from his ears,
screamed at Reid as he and Raquel both backed away wide-eyed. Medley eventually left the ring to the cheering
of the fans.
In the back, Master Bull asked Donnie B to do him a
favor. He needs some items posted on
eBay and he does not have a Paypal account.
Donnie B says he will do this if Master Bull will grant him his World title
shot against Christian today. Master
Bull says that if the sellable items get posted asap, he can have his shot
tonight. Donnie B got hard to work.
King Damian Sandow wanted to get back in the title hunt and
was told that since there were 2 vacancies for the European title that he would
have to wrestle one person currently on that list and if he defeated him, he
would gain a shot at the belt. The names
were drawn at random and the name picked as his opponent is Santino. The King didn’t waste any time and in only 6
minutes, got the win. The King is now
back in line for a title shot.
A vignette airs and it is our resident masked man MW3. The room is dark. A single light bulb is
swinging. Under the light is a Steel
Chair.
“Welcome to my world.
The shadows. This is where you people put me. I was a favorite, when I was winning. You
cheered me. Wanted to shake my hand and
take my picture. Kids looked up to me.
I gave you "fans" 110%. Heart....soul....blood. And for what? Your adulation? Your fandom?
But, I get hurt....lose a match. Strain my back....lose a few more....twist my
knee and lose a few more. Take a concussion from some chair shots and lose
another.
And you tuned on me. You fair weather fans. You babbling
sycophants. You sheep. You couldn't
support me when I needed you, no you just move on to another stooge and cheered
him. All because I lost a few matches while I was injured.
(Sits on chair)
Now I reject you. All of you. You smelly drooling masses and
your snot nosed brats you bring. You fat, lazy soft bodies who couldn't lace my
boots much less than hold my jock strap.
I don't need or want you or your fandom.
Your sniveling and groveling, begging for my time. I don't need ANY of you.
This is the MW3 Revenge Tour. Destination pain. Your driver....me. The passengers....any of
the slack jawed jack-wagons in the back.....that's right...you o called
superstars....you paper champions....day one starts now. Victim one......follow me.
(Walks to a post where the Negronomicon is there, handcuffed
to a chain bolted to the floor.)
My old friend and partner....you failure. You couldn't save
your own ass....your job, and now, for your failures as my former tag partner
years ago....you will feel my wrath.
(Takes steel chair and hit N upside the head, sending him to
the ground. Beats him savagely with the
chair 8 times more)
Sit conscious....good.....
(Throws chair and hits N with the Oriental Spike....repeatedly, about 5
times. N howls in pain and begs for MW3 to stop)
Victim one, punished and defeated. Next.....”
(MW3 walks off camera.
The lights go dim....darkening, leaving N groaning in pain....just
before it goes dark.....MW3 attacks again. With the Oriental Spike, driving it
in viciously and holding it there for sometime as N screams in agony. Finally HWF and CSWA security arrive to pull
a crazed MW3 off N, who has thankfully passed out from the pain.).
MW3 then made his way to the ring followed by a furious
Master Bull. “How dare you! This is my show and I won’t have some loose
cannon running around attacking people.
It doesn’t matter too much since I just canned Negronomicon but I’m very
temped to give him a new contract just for this.” MW3 then got into Master Bull’s face and
grabbed him by the collar “Loose cannon?
I’m a loose cannon? I’ll show you
exactly what this loose cannon will do to your face.” All of a sudden, a new masked wrestler hits
the ring and delivers the MW2 kneelift to MW3 and he goes flying out of the
ring. He then took off through the
crowd.
Master Bull adjusted his collar and asked for a mic. “You dare lay your hands on me you HACK. I should fire you right now on the spot.” The new masked man asked for the mic.
“For all of you who don’t know who I am, my name is Mr.
Wrestling 4 – the one true heir to one of Wrestling’s past greats. I am here to bring honor back to the name of
Mr. Wrestling. I do this for you, the
fans, so that you can truly see what my so called predecessor has become. He may not know who I am but he and I have a
past.
I am here because back in the day, we were brothers. We were
a couple of young bucks making our way in the world working for one of the biggest
corporations in the world. His ego grew
(as well as his gut) and soon, he outgrew our team. He thought himself so superior to the rest of
us that when the time came to support his team, he turned his back on us, just
like he did with you, the fans. Master
Bull reached out and asked if I’d come in and do something about him. It looks like I got here in the nick of
time. I pledge, to all of you here and
around the world, that I will rid our federations of this menace and have you
once again cheer the name of Mr. Wrestling.”
The fans cheered as MW4 shook the hand of Master Bull. He is now the newest member of our wrestling
family. They left the ring together.
(camera pans to the audience where MW3 is waving his fist at the newcomer)
“The Elitist” Reid Rothchild and his valet Ravishing Raquel
make their way back down to the ring.
Raquel is carrying a bag over her shoulder. Reid is back in the ring and gets a mic. “You are all pond scum; corrupted and
misguided. You know, I deserve
better. I am the Elitist. You should all be worshiping the ground I
walk on but instead, you boo and hiss.”
He looks around and continues “You’ll notice that I don’t have that
worthless piece of crap Medley following me around like a lost puppy dog
anymore. In fact, in the back, I think I
found a new partner; someone who truly is on my level. I introduce you to my new tag team partner…..”The
King Damian Sandow”! Sandow makes his
way to the ring in his robe and crown. They
shake hands as equals. “One could not
ask for a better partner. With the King
at my side, we will be unstoppable. We
will rule the HWF and CSWA. No one will
be able to stop us. The King has his
crown and now I have a true championship that lives up to me. Raquel, if you will.” Ravishing Raquel then took the item out of
the bag and unveiled the NEW Elitist Championship. She held it up and showed it to the crowd.
(we took a picture and it is below). She
then attached it around his waist and raised the arm of the new Elitist
Champion. Sandow joined in. I guess we have ourselves a new team.
Master Bull comes out again mockingly applauding Reid’s
announcement. “Ok, so it appears that
you want to bring in your own belt since you can’t win one on your own. Ok, I’ll give you that. You also want to create a new team with our
King Damian Sandow. Again, Ok. But I have to tell you that your team is
incomplete. You need one more member to round
things down. Let me introduce you to the
newest member of your team…Monopoly Jr!
Out comes the former Jimberg now all decked out in a 3 piece suit. He makes his way to the ring where he is
welcomed by Rothchild and Sandow. He
even got a hug from Ravishing Raquel. The four of them celebrated in the ring
and then all left together.
Reid creates the “elite” title. XC (on the side plates)
stand for X-traordinary Champion
Stay tuned for more.
LMAO! Mr. Wrestling 4 and Monopoly Jr. - love it! :)
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