Monday, March 11, 2013

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 03.01


Hello wrestling fans.  Welcome back to our 1st newsletter for the month of March.  We immediately start off with Cactus Jack in the ring calling out the Mighty Casey.  He said that Casey had hit bat and he wants it back.  Casey showed up on the big screen to taunt Foley. “Aww, Cactus, did you lose something?  Well, guess what knucklehead, it’s mine now.  You think you can just disrespect me and think you’ll get away with it?  Try again.  It took me to stooping this low in order to get your attention.  Now that I have it and something that belongs to you, you’ll finally give me the respect I deserve.  You’ll get the bat back when I think you deserve it which will be, umm, never.  The Mighty Casey has the bat and if you get in my way, I’ll knock your head for a home run.”  As the screen went blank, Cactus went to storm out of the ring until Samoa Joe came down.  Joe had a mic in hand.  “Listen Cactus, our last match didn’t exactly blow the roof off the place but I’m here now to ask for a non-title match.  If I win, I want to be your Wrestlemania opponent.”  Mr Meyers came out but didn’t speak.  He motioned for Joe to head to the ring and for Cactus to get back in the ring.  Since Cactus is in line for the Western States title and Joe is in line for the media title, Jack’s spot would be on the line.

A very distraught Cactus took out his frustrations on the poor Samoa.  Cactus literally beat the holy hell out of Joe for a very lengthy 17 minute battle. In the end, Joe ends up getting pinned after being put down with the Mandible Claw.  Jack hollered for Casey but his cries fell on deaf ears.  Cactus retains his spot.

Mike “the Axe” Medley came out and challenged Rhyno for his spot.  Rhyno came out and said he wanted to make this more interesting.  He said he’d put his spot on the line if Medley would put his career on the line.  Mike didn’t think that was fair so he countered with Rhyno putting his career on the line. It was Rhyno’s turn to feel put out so he called for a specialty match – a brass knuckles battle.  If Medley wins, he not only gets Rhyno’s spot but will put Rhyno out.  He reluctantly agreed.  Rhyno was the first to bleed after getting nailed in the temple. After another 10 minutes of beating the heck out of each other (and were perfectly even in points) Medley nailed Rhyno in the groin incapacitating him.  After not being able to make any headway, he nailed Rhyno in the groin again.  He picked him up and nailed the Man-Beast in the face with the brass knucks.  Rhyno dropped like a wet burlap sack.  Medley made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Medley moves up and Rhyno is out.

As we saw last month, Rey Mysterio tried to get back in the title hunt only to fall victim to 3MB and the devastating Jinder Mahal.  We did confirm that Rey was hurt and will out of action for some time. We don’t know if Rey will be back before Wrestlemania. 

Speaking of Mahal, he came down demanding his title shot at Christian.  After trying his best to stifle his laughter, Mahal attacked him.  It only took 10 short minutes to finish off his challenger and retain his title.  The rest of 3MB came down but Christian got out of there without incident.

Randy Orton called down John Cena stating he wanted his spot.  Cena came down.  It was a hard fought 19 minute battle but Cena was able to retain his spot.

Before Cena could leave, “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild came down demanding his title match.  A very weary Cena accepted.  Reid has never had his ass kicked this bad in his entire life as he did in this match.  Cena totally owned him.  Rothchild had his own special ref for this match but even with the ref refusing to make counts, Reid had no advantage.  He finally motioned for “the Axe” to come down.  Medley came down and then Reid tossed Cena from the ring.  Medley then planted Cena awkwardly on the steel steps.  It was a very nasty shot and I’m surprised he wasn’t severely injured.  Cena did not make it back in before the 10 count so Reid wins the match by countout but NOT the title.  Reid was not happy about it but the ref just said “what are you going to do?”  Reid took the belt, threw it over his shoulder and left the ring with it (he left Medley behind).

Master Bull made an appearance and called for some matches.  First match would be Daniel Bryan vs Ezekiel Jackson.  Jackson kept up with the champ and ended up taking him to a 30 minute draw.  Jackson will most likely be considered for a future title shot.

Big E Langston was up next defending his title against Sin Cara. The champ controlled the majority of the match but had trouble putting Cara away.  It took 22 minutes but he was finally able to accomplish it.

Kurt Angle came out next and said his challenger was none other than the Cowboy James Storm.  This was a very short match at 6 minutes but in the upset of the night, James Storm defeats Kurt Angle to become the NEW IC champion.  Kurt Angle was totally shocked.
                               
A very pissed off Kurt Angle calls out the Great Khali and challenges him for his spot. Angle took out all his frustrations on Khali and in 5 minutes, gets the pin.  Angle is back in the title hunt.

Lots more to follow

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