Hello wrestling fans.
Welcome back to our 1st newsletter for the month of March. We immediately start off with Cactus Jack in
the ring calling out the Mighty Casey.
He said that Casey had hit bat and he wants it back. Casey showed up on the big screen to taunt
Foley. “Aww, Cactus, did you lose something?
Well, guess what knucklehead, it’s mine now. You think you can just disrespect me and
think you’ll get away with it? Try
again. It took me to stooping this low
in order to get your attention. Now that
I have it and something that belongs to you, you’ll finally give me the respect
I deserve. You’ll get the bat back when
I think you deserve it which will be, umm, never. The Mighty Casey has the bat and if you get
in my way, I’ll knock your head for a home run.” As the screen went blank, Cactus went to
storm out of the ring until Samoa Joe came down. Joe had a mic in hand. “Listen Cactus, our last match didn’t exactly
blow the roof off the place but I’m here now to ask for a non-title match. If I win, I want to be your Wrestlemania
opponent.” Mr Meyers came out but didn’t
speak. He motioned for Joe to head to
the ring and for Cactus to get back in the ring. Since Cactus is in line for the Western
States title and Joe is in line for the media title, Jack’s spot would be on
the line.
A very distraught Cactus took out his frustrations on the
poor Samoa. Cactus literally beat the
holy hell out of Joe for a very lengthy 17 minute battle. In the end, Joe ends
up getting pinned after being put down with the Mandible Claw. Jack hollered for Casey but his cries fell on
deaf ears. Cactus retains his spot.
Mike “the Axe” Medley came out and challenged Rhyno for his
spot. Rhyno came out and said he wanted to
make this more interesting. He said he’d
put his spot on the line if Medley would put his career on the line. Mike didn’t think that was fair so he
countered with Rhyno putting his career on the line. It was Rhyno’s turn to
feel put out so he called for a specialty match – a brass knuckles battle. If Medley wins, he not only gets Rhyno’s spot
but will put Rhyno out. He reluctantly
agreed. Rhyno was the first to bleed
after getting nailed in the temple. After another 10 minutes of beating the
heck out of each other (and were perfectly even in points) Medley nailed Rhyno
in the groin incapacitating him. After
not being able to make any headway, he nailed Rhyno in the groin again. He picked him up and nailed the Man-Beast in
the face with the brass knucks. Rhyno
dropped like a wet burlap sack. Medley
made the cover and got the 1-2-3. Medley
moves up and Rhyno is out.
As we saw last month, Rey Mysterio tried to get back in the
title hunt only to fall victim to 3MB and the devastating Jinder Mahal. We did confirm that Rey was hurt and will out
of action for some time. We don’t know if Rey will be back before
Wrestlemania.
Speaking of Mahal, he came down demanding his title shot at
Christian. After trying his best to
stifle his laughter, Mahal attacked him.
It only took 10 short minutes to finish off his challenger and retain
his title. The rest of 3MB came down but
Christian got out of there without incident.
Randy Orton called down John Cena stating he wanted his
spot. Cena came down. It was a hard fought 19 minute battle but
Cena was able to retain his spot.
Before Cena could leave, “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild came
down demanding his title match. A very
weary Cena accepted. Reid has never had
his ass kicked this bad in his entire life as he did in this match. Cena totally owned him. Rothchild had his own special ref for this
match but even with the ref refusing to make counts, Reid had no
advantage. He finally motioned for “the
Axe” to come down. Medley came down and
then Reid tossed Cena from the ring.
Medley then planted Cena awkwardly on the steel steps. It was a very nasty shot and I’m surprised he
wasn’t severely injured. Cena did not
make it back in before the 10 count so Reid wins the match by countout but NOT
the title. Reid was not happy about it
but the ref just said “what are you going to do?” Reid took the belt, threw it over his
shoulder and left the ring with it (he left Medley behind).
Master Bull made an appearance and called for some
matches. First match would be Daniel
Bryan vs Ezekiel Jackson. Jackson kept
up with the champ and ended up taking him to a 30 minute draw. Jackson will most likely be considered for a
future title shot.
Big E Langston was up next defending his title against Sin
Cara. The champ controlled the majority of the match but had trouble putting
Cara away. It took 22 minutes but he was
finally able to accomplish it.
Kurt Angle came out next and said his challenger was none
other than the Cowboy James Storm. This
was a very short match at 6 minutes but in the upset of the night, James Storm
defeats Kurt Angle to become the NEW IC champion. Kurt Angle was totally shocked.
A very pissed off Kurt Angle calls out the Great Khali and challenges
him for his spot. Angle took out all his frustrations on Khali and in 5
minutes, gets the pin. Angle is back in
the title hunt.
Lots more to follow
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