Hello fans. Well, this is just a quick note to let you know that due to the overwhelming response from our wrestlers, we've decided to give them another month off. So, expect the newsletter to resume come July 1st.
A few things to note though...As was mentioned in the last update, Negronomicon is the only wrestler that was forced to perform as he still had to pay off his debt. Well, that turned out better than we could have possibly hoped. In his 30 day tour of Europe and Asia, Negronomicon had managed to accumulate enough in payments to almost pay off his entire debt that he owed me. A few wrestlers who happened to be over there during this time all agreed to fight that dirty rotten bastard. Over in Ireland, Finley was visiting family so up and down the countryside, Finley beat the crap out of N. In fact, in a few placed, N was put up against Little Bastard and was taken out (more than once) by the tadpole splash. Over in Germany, Booker T was wrestling and he took on extra matches to beat N up himself. The fun really came when, over in Japan, N had to take on his most evil nemesis since Donnie B....Scott Steiner. Steiner was not happy (when was he ever really) and he had no issue beating the snot out of N up and down the coastline. William Regal handed N beatings all around England. As of this writing, I believe N still owes Donnie B about 100K (he was down over 4M when the month began). Avenues all over the place were sold out. They even had to turn people away. After N made his way back to the states, Japan, Australia, and Mexico all clammored for a piece of the action. Donnie B was only too happy to oblige and sent N packing after a 2 day stay in the States.
Donnie B and Jeff Meyers also came to the conclusion (without Regal since he is over in England) that the federations would be shaken up some with a new draft. The only two who will not participate will be RVD and Randy Orton due to their trade before the hiatus began.
The last bit of information came to us from MW3. He wanted to let everyone know that since he retired Hogan, he was living up the good life. His first video came to us with him hanging out at the Playboy Mansion. Hugh Heffner (an avid Hogan-hater) invited MW3 to come hang out with the babes and rockstars. The next one showed MW3 showing his fans his new diamond studded mask. Next, he was hanging on the Dos Equis guy. The weird thing was that throughout all of these vignettes, MW3 was actually dissing his fans. Comments such as "I'm eating Beluga Caviar today...not that any of my fans knows what THAT is...." sprung up. The final one that actually resulted in getting boos from the fans was MW3 test driving a lamborghini. He basically insulted the fans with another comment "....like any of my fans have even see on that wasn't this size" (hold out hot wheels car and laughs). I've got a feeling he won't be the nice guy he was once he returns.
Lastly, this just in. Super Warrior was in an auto accident while on vacation. He then began touring talking about driving safety. He would speak on the dangers of not understanding the rules of the road and then would insult them stating "if only they could actually read." After his 5th appearance, he was asked not to come back since people only showed up to throw stuff at him. He even went so far as to push down a kid who got in his way when he was trying to leave...the jerk.
We look forward to getting back into the action when the newsletter resumes next month. Stay tuned.
I heard of an incident where the Super Warrior (after his auto accident) went to a dealership. He demanded that his stature in the world of wrestling gave him severely deep discounts. When the salesman refused to sell him a vehicle at the demanded price, SW super powerbombed the guy on top of an old station wagon. He then in turn went after all the people there and then ran off (like a coward) after the police were called in. He was someone I used to look up to but no longer - the JERK!
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