Editors note: The information that follows takes place approximately one week after Starcade.
Hello fans. Welcome back to another exciting chapter in the world of professional wrestling. The biggest piece of news is obviously that “The Original Big Daddy” Donnie B has won back his federation. It took a whole week but Donnie B was finally ready to provide an interview.
“Well, as you can all see, the tyranny that was the NWWA is no more. My first duty, now that I’m back in the saddle again, is to reinstate the HWF and all of it’s history and glory. The NWWA’s history will not be stricken from the books but will be noted with an asterisk (much like Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa). I will be bringing back all of my original titles – the HWF World, Intercontinental, X-Division and TV titles. Since there currently are no champions, or for that matter, a roster, once we are fully staffed, a tournament will be held to determine the final four. From those final four, he who makes it the longest will become the World Champion, the next person will be the IC champion. For the TV and X-Division champs, the champions will be based on their final score in their matches. The person with the higher score will gain the TV title and the finalist with the lowest score will get the X-Division title. Now that the title situation has been sorted out, we need to get down to business. At this time, I would first like to invite CSWA lawyer extrodinaire Travis Massie to come out with the contract.” The former “Classy One” made his way down to the ring with the Massie Contract. “Next, I would like to have security escort the Negronomicon down here.” The Negronomicon appeared at the top of the ramp surrounded by 6 security guards. He was escorted to the ring. “As a stipulation of our match, and the contract that was in place, you need to sign this page giving me back full control of my federation. You will have no recourse. There will be no appeals.” The Negronomicon, defeated, signed the document Travis put in front of him. “Next, this document shows that you will receive a paycheck but that pay will go back to paying off the debt you put the company into.” Without speaking a word, the Negronomicon signed that document. “This third page shows the amount of debt accumulated with all fees, interest and late charges and with the formula presented, shows that the amount of time to work off this debt is 6 months. During this time, any money you make from wrestling, merchandise sales, etc goes to paying off this debt. You will be allowed to go work a second job outside of wrestling(provided you can find one) to cover your living expenses. Sign here.” Negronomicon has no choice so he signs it. “The fourth page shows that you will NEVER be able to sue, request compensation for damages, ask for padding around the ring, etc. Nothing. You will also be required to “job” in every match you particpate in. You will not be allowed to win matches at all. Sign here.” Negronomicon signed this one too. All the while, the fans are cheering to see the Negronomicon humiliated. “Finally, this last page states as such:
‘I, the Negronomicon, hereby acknowledge that Donnie B was the better wrestler in our match. He had the superiority and the intestinal fortitude to step up to the plate and take back what was rightfully his. I am truly humbled and understand the terms of my contract. Any problems that arise if I try to back out or break any of the rules of the contract I signed will force me to leave wrestling for good, immediately pay off all debt and will go to prison. I hereby agree to the terms and conditions that HWF owner Donnie B has set forth.’
Negronomicon very reluctantly signed this last page. “Thank you. Security, please escort the Negronomicon from the arena.” As Negronomicon was leaving, Donnie B said “Oh, one more thing. This final document you just signed, you will have to read it, verbatim, at the first HWF show in 2010. Thank you.”
“Now that this is taken care of, I ask that CSWA Owner Jeff Meyers and GM William Regal come down to the ring.” Mr. Meyers and William came down and got in the ring. “First things first. William, I hereby reinstate you as GM for the HWF. As your duties were before being given the boot by the Negronomicon, you will be in charge of all day-to-day activities as they pertain to wrestling. I will wrestle but remain the owner of the HWF. I will not have any control over my wrestling character and vow to stay out of all affairs as they pertain to wrestling matches and shows unless they truly interfere with the running of this organization. Welcome back.” Donnie B and William Regal then shook hands. “Mr. Meyers, first I want to thank you for allowing most of the outted wrestlers jobs in the CSWA. I am sure that they appreciated receiving a check. Also, those wrestlers who supported the Negronomicon while he was in power will be allowed back to wrestling. Speaking of wrestlers, I need a staff. At this point, I would like to hold the draft to determine who will be where starting in 2010. This will not affect any current title holders or matches to be held at the final house show of the year. Nothing begins until January 1, 2010.” Jeff Meyers agreed. The two of them sat down with William Regal acting as a negotiator when needed. The 2010 draft will include all full time and part time wrestlers (57 performers at this time) We are taking a good hard look at upcomming talent and will bring them into the fold as we move forward. Sting will remain a part-time wrestler and will wrestle, when needed, on both brands (he will NOT be brand specific.) William Regal has decided to hang up the trunks so he can dedicate his time fully to his GM duties. A coin was flipped (Donnie B called heads, Jeff Meyers called tails) and the first pick goes to Donnie B. The 2010 draft will look like this.
HWF CSWA
Big Show HHH
Kurt Angle Edge
Christian John Cena
Randy Orton Kane
Great Khali Booker T
Batista Chris Jericho
Scott Steiner Rey Mysterio
AJ Styles John Morrison
Samoa Joe Hulk Hogan
Undertaker Bobby Lashley
CM Punk Shawn Michaels
Devon Dudley Jeff Jarrett
Christopher Daniels Matt Hardy
Bubba Dudley Mark Henry
Mick Foley Shelton Benjamin
Abyss MVP
Carlito Rhyno
Sting Sting
Chris Masters Elijah Burke
Charlie Haas Mohammed Hassan
The Bruiser Mike Knox
Cody Rhodes Goldust
Fit Finley Shad
Negronomicon JTG
Jay Lethal Ted Dibiasi
Santino Hurricane
Tommy Dreamer Chavo Guerrero
Donnie B Super Warrior
Stevie Richards MW3
At this point, we are unsure if those drafted to the CSWA that held titles (Super Warrior, Bobby Lashley and Edge) will be allowed to continue to hold those belts or if a tournament will be held. Once Mr. Meyers makes a decision, we will let you all know. Samoa Joe, the current CSWA World Champion will keep the Undisputed Championship but will have to relinquish the CSWA World title.
That is all for now. Good night.
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