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Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of the HCW newsletter! I am your host, James Lahey, filling in for Max McGillicutty, as he gets back from vacation. On today’s episode HCW is back at the TACOMA Dome! We have; Muscles Weasley and Thorup take on Biceps Bannerman and Buzz Steel. Adam Jameson is tasked with the challenge of Dr. Red Fang! Phantom Frank and Jack Lumber take on Wilber “TNT” Townsend and The Wicked Prophet! Our Ladies match with Violet Valkyrie and Korbi Kong vs Penny Hall and Chloe Parker. And for our finale the TV title shot for Master Bull! All coming to you live on; HCW!
First
up, The Muscles Trio make their way out onto the
ring – tossing out their famous sponsored cereal “Booty-Os” (which is the
fans favorite part). Muscles Thorpe grabs the mic as it
descends and declares - “The only thing we have to say to the
fans right now is, that we have been pumping Iron and are ready
to break some STEEL!!” Queue the guitar solos and flashing lights. Yes!!
Muscles!!! Hair-Metal!!!! Steroids!! Magnum P.I.! Overly
tight clothing!!! I’m getting flashbacks to when I partied with
OJ in Miami! Ya know - back when he was cool and on Wheaties boxes! He was
killing it – but in a different way!….I can see the Tommy Bahama shirts
now! Dam, I miss the 80s!!
And
with that “The Steel Curtain” and Biceps Bannerman, enter the
arena. Biceps has a “Mr. T” moment and says to the fans. “I pity
the foos! Must not be thinking straight with all that “Roid-Rage” and
chemicals in they heads, time to slap these “mama-jamas” straight – knock
some sense back into ‘em!”
The
bell tolls and our match begins. We join at the five-minute mark.
Match 1; 3v3
===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck Steel rolled OC/TT
Muscles Weasley rolled OC.
Everyone in the ring for one round!!!
Biceps Bannerman is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Biceps Bannerman executes a SPINEBUSTER....
Buzz Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Buzz Steel executes a BUZZKILL (INSUGURI)....
Starbuck Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Starbuck Steel executes a HANGMAN DDT....
Muscles McGuire is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Muscles McGuire executes a PENDULUM BACKBREAKER....
Muscles Thorpe is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Muscles Thorpe executes a OVERHEAD SUPLEX....
Muscles Weasley is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Muscles Weasley executes a TORNADO D.D.T.....
Double teaming ends.
===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Biceps Bannerman rolled OC.
Muscles McGuire rolled OC.
Biceps Bannerman executes a CLOTHESLINE....
Muscles McGuire executes a HURRICANRANA....
Biceps Bannerman tags out to Buzz Steel
===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Buzz Steel rolled OC.
Muscles McGuire rolled DC
Buzz Steel executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER ....
Muscles McGuire absorbs the punishment.
Buzz Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Muscles McGuire kicks out of the pin!
Buzz Steel tags out to Starbuck Steel
Muscles McGuire tags out to Muscles Weasley
===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck Steel rolled OC.
Muscles Weasley rolled DC
Starbuck Steel executes a SHOOTING STAR BUCK....
Muscles Weasley absorbs the punishment.
Starbuck Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Muscles McGuire makes the save!!!!!
Starbuck Steel tags out to Buzz Steel
Muscles Weasley tags out to Muscles Thorpe
===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Buzz Steel rolled OC.
Muscles Thorpe rolled OC.
Buzz Steel executes a GERMAN SUPLEX....
Muscles Thorpe executes a ABDOMINAL STRETCH....
Muscles Thorpe tags out to Muscles McGuire
===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Buzz Steel rolled OC.
Muscles McGuire rolled DC
Buzz Steel executes a SUPERMAN PUNCH....
Muscles McGuire absorbs the punishment.
Buzz Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Muscles McGuire was pinned by Buzz Steel!!!
Buzz Steel wins with a SUPERMAN PUNCH over Muscles McGuire!!!
The
Steel Curtain and Biceps Bannerman get a huge pop from the fans, for their
victory, as Muscles Weasley and Thorpe, wheel McGuire out of the ring – looks
like the “Booty-Os” didn’t help!
Coming
to you next is our Hardcore title match, between; Dr. Red Fang and Adam
Jameson!
Adam, makes
his way into the arena and onto the mat! Taking center-stage; “Dr. Red
Fang acts like he is an animal! Well, I think it’s about time, he gets beat
down and put in a cage! This isn’t a circus; this is a wrestling
federation! I bet you I drop him, in the first ten minutes of the match”
Smoke-cannons
– burst! And suddenly Dr. Red Fang, appears right in front of Adam. Dr. Red
Fang, glares intently at Adam, and just growls (If you want an animal – I’ll
give you an animal!).
The
referee gives the nod, and both fighters take their corners.
For
the next shot at the Hardcore title match – Dog Collar Match!
Match 2; Dr. Red Fang w/ the Ambassador vs A. Jameson
We join the match eight minutes in!
===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Dr. Red Fang rolled OC.
Adam Jameson rolled OC/TT
Dr. Red Fang executes a SKULL CRUSHER....
Adam Jameson executes a SPIN KICK....
===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Dr. Red Fang rolled DC
Adam Jameson rolled OC.
Adam Jameson executes a GUT BUSTER....
Dr. Red Fang attempts to defend against GUT BUSTER but is
unsuccessful.
Adam Jameson is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Dr. Red Fang kicks out of the pin!
===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Dr. Red Fang rolled OC.
Adam Jameson rolled OC/TT
Dr. Red Fang executes a DROPKICK OUT OF THE RING....
Adam Jameson executes a GUT BUSTER....
===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Dr. Red Fang rolled DC
Adam Jameson rolled OC/TT
Adam Jameson executes a ADAM BOMB....
Dr. Red Fang absorbs the punishment.
Adam Jameson is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Dr. Red Fang kicks out of the pin!
===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Dr. Red Fang rolled DC
Adam Jameson rolled OC.
Adam Jameson executes a ADAM BOMB....
Dr. Red Fang attempts to defend against ADAM BOMB but is
unsuccessful.
Adam Jameson is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Dr. Red Fang kicks out of the pin!
===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Dr. Red Fang rolled DC
Adam Jameson rolled OC.
Adam Jameson executes a REVERSE STF....
Dr. Red Fang attempts to defend against REVERSE STF but is
unsuccessful.
Adam Jameson is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Dr. Red Fang was pinned by Adam Jameson!!!
Adam Jameson wins with a REVERSE STF over Dr. Red Fang!!!
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What a spectacular display of force by Adam Jameson,
conquering Dr. Red Fang! That might result in a nice bonus, coming
from the HCW in Adam’s future! Adam, walks back stage with a nice pop
from the fans and a congratulations from Casper
Wyoming!
As the fans settle, from that fantastic win – Wilber TNT Townsend
and The Wicked Prophet make
their way onto the stage confused. James Leahy; “What seems to be the problem
boys?” Prophet; “Well the commission told Wilber and I that we had a tag team
match tonight, but did not inform us of our opponents. Who are we
fighting?”
With a loud “BOOM” followed by a “TTTIIIIIIMMMMMBBBBBBEEEERRRRRR!”
– out walks Jack Lumber! Fans lose their minds as the champion makes his way
into the ring (someone from the crowd yells – “sign my baby”)!
Wilber; “Well that’s great, so now what? Are supposed to be
quaking in our boots when Casper Wyoming comes waltzing in here?” And just as
Wilber says this – the lights go dark. Fog etches slowly towards the ring,
as a specter makes its way to the stage. Flinging back the dawned cape, we
see Phantom Frank - “One
last time, Townsend”.
The crowd heats up! Wilber smiles, Frank glares, Prophet pounds his chest and Jack Lumber cracks his
knuckles! With that, our Tag-team match is under-way!
Phantom Frank/ Jack Lumber vs Wilber Townsend and The Wicked
Prophet
We join the match at the ten minute mark!
===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.
Wilber Townsend rolled OC.
Jack Lumber rolled OC.
The Wicked Prophet, Wilber Townsend double teaming
for 2 rounds.
The Wicked Prophet is a offensive (OC) double
teamer.
The Wicked Prophet executes a BAPTISM OF FIRE....
Wilber Townsend is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Wilber Townsend executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....
Jack Lumber absorbs the punishment.
The Wicked Prophet is a offensive (OC) double
teamer.
The Wicked Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Wilber Townsend is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Wilber Townsend executes a HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK....
Jack Lumber executes a SPEAR....
Double teaming ends.
===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber rolled OC.
The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.
Jack Lumber executes a KICK TO MIDSECTION....
The Wicked Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
The Wicked Prophet straps in the THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.
Jack Lumber does not submit!
The Wicked Prophet tags out to Wilber Townsend
===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked Prophet rolled DC
Wilber Townsend rolled DC
Phantom Frank rolled OC.
The Wicked Prophet is a defensive (DC) double teamer.
The Wicked Prophet does nothing for the round.
Wilber Townsend is a defensive (DC) double teamer.
Wilber Townsend does nothing for the round.
Phantom Frank executes a 8 FOOT UNDER (STRIKING
GUT SHOT)....
Double teaming ends.
===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Phantom Frank rolled DC
Wilber Townsend rolled OC.
Wilber Townsend executes a SHORTARM CLOTHESLINE....
Phantom Frank absorbs the punishment.
Wilber Townsend is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Jack Lumber makes the save!!!!!
===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Phantom Frank rolled OC.
Wilber Townsend rolled OC/TT
The Wicked Prophet, Wilber Townsend double teaming
for 3 rounds.
The Wicked Prophet is a offensive (OC) double
teamer.
The Wicked Prophet executes a UNRIGHTEOUS
DOMINION....
Wilber Townsend is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Wilber Townsend executes a LIFTING SIDESLAM....
Phantom Frank executes a 8 FOOT UNDER (STRIKING
GUT SHOT)....
The Wicked Prophet, Wilber Townsend are double teaming for
2 more rounds.
===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked Prophet rolled DC
Wilber Townsend rolled OC.
Phantom Frank rolled OC.
The Wicked Prophet is a defensive (DC) double teamer.
The Wicked Prophet does nothing for the round.
Wilber Townsend is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Wilber Townsend executes a RUNNING SENTON....
Phantom Frank executes a HEAD STONE (KNEE STRIKES
TO HEAD)....
The Wicked Prophet, Wilber Townsend are double teaming for
1 more rounds.
===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.
Wilber Townsend rolled DC
Phantom Frank rolled OC.
The Wicked Prophet is a offensive (OC) double
teamer.
The Wicked Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Wilber Townsend is a defensive (DC) double teamer.
Wilber Townsend does nothing for the round.
Phantom Frank executes a SPINE SHATTER....
Double teaming ends.
===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Phantom Frank rolled OC/TT
Wilber Townsend rolled DC
Jack Lumber, Phantom Frank double teaming for 1
rounds.
Jack Lumber is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Jack Lumber executes a YUKON BODYSLAM....
Phantom Frank is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Phantom Frank executes a THE CRAIN KICK (KARATE KID)....
Wilber Townsend absorbs the punishment.
Double teaming ends.
===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Phantom Frank rolled OC.
Wilber Townsend rolled OC.
Phantom Frank executes a THE CRAIN KICK (KARATE KID)....
Wilber Townsend executes a LIFTING SIDESLAM....
Phantom Frank is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Wilber Townsend was KO’ed by Phantom Frank!!!
Phantom Frank wins via THE CRAIN KICK (KARATE
KID) over Wilber “TNT” Townsend!!!
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“What hides in the Shadows, will be brought to the Light”
The fans pop huge! This has been a long time
coming! A well-deserved win for Phantom
Frank and Jack Lumber! Frank
shakes Jack Lumber’s hand – “Thanks for the assistance! It was a short but
sweet partnership!” And with that, the lights go-out and re-appear, Frank
nowhere in sight. A confused Jack Lumber, remarks “You’re welcome?” as he makes
his way over to the “Lumber Lounge” to celebrate with his fans!
As the
excitement settles, Wilber is carried off the mat by Wicked Prophet
and medical staff. Chole Parker and Penny Hall make their way into the
ring, talking some smack – stating Korbi
Kong and Violet don’t have what it takes and aren’t what they used
to be (to put things politely).
Korbi and Violet rush Chole and
Penny – Korbi Kong shouts
“I’m sorry – what did you just say? You long-neck, Kermit the Frog
looking B!+$%!” And for the sake of the families observing at home, we are
going to have to censor the remaining two-minutes of our pre-record intro -
$#$#%#$%#$# $%!*!^#*(^!#(!#^!* !^#^83^&^&#^)$&!#$ $@)$*%#
!(&#&*@)donkey-punch@*$@*(@&!!(Australian#)((@)(&@(&^@_
That’s **@&#(@ not@*!^#&!%^# A !&&&@^!@& KNIFE
!()#&#*&# THIS (@!##(*!&* IS @)(#&#(@*&# A
)(!@#*!#)((&*KNIFE @(*#&@#@*@&@* CROCODILE DUNDEE
(@&#*(#*(#@&!
And
with that, the bell rings as Violet and Penny start swinging for the
fences!
We join twelve minutes into the match!
Penny Hall (f) rolled DC
Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.
Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE....
Penny Hall (f) absorbs the punishment.
Violet Valkyrie (f) tags out to Korbi Kong
(f). THE FANS GO BALLASTIC!
===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Penny Hall (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong (f) rolled OC.
Penny Hall (f) executes a HAIR MARE MAT SLAM....
Korbi Kong (f) executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....
===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Penny Hall (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong (f) executes a BACKBREAKER....
Penny Hall (f) absorbs the punishment.
===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Penny Hall (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong (f) rolled DC
Penny Hall (f) executes a MONKEY FLIP INTO TURNBUCKLE....
Korbi Kong (f) attempts to defend against MONKEY FLIP INTO
TURNBUCKLE but is unsuccessful.
Penny Hall (f) tags out to Chloe Parker (f)
===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Chloe Parker (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong (f) rolled DC
Chloe Parker (f) executes a Demonic Driver....
Korbi Kong (f) absorbs the punishment.
===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Chloe Parker (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong (f) executes a STIFF FOREARM UPPERCUT....
Chloe Parker (f) attempts to defend against STIFF FOREARM UPPERCUT
but is unsuccessful.
===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Chloe Parker (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong (f) rolled OC/TT
Chloe Parker (f) reverses Double Teaming.!
Violet Valkyrie (f) is a defensive (DC) double teamer.
Violet Valkyrie (f) does nothing for the round.
Korbi Kong (f) is a defensive (DC) double teamer.
Korbi Kong (f) does nothing for the round.
Chloe Parker (f) executes a Running Cutter....
Violet Valkyrie (f), Korbi Kong (f) are double teaming for 1
more rounds.
===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====
Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong (f) rolled OC.
Chloe Parker (f) rolled DC
Violet Valkyrie (f) is a offensive (OC) double
teamer.
Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE....
Korbi Kong (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Korbi Kong (f) executes a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE....
Chloe Parker (f) absorbs the punishment.
Double teaming ends.
===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====
Chloe Parker (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong (f) rolled OC.
Chloe Parker (f) executes a Superkick....
Korbi Kong (f) executes a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE....
===== In the 21st minute of the match: =====
Chloe Parker (f) rolled OC/TT
Korbi Kong (f) rolled DC
Penny Hall (f) executes a FLYING DROPKICK....
Chloe Parker (f) executes a Double Underhook Suplex....
Korbi Kong (f) neutralizes Double Teaming..
Penny Hall (f), Chloe Parker (f) are double teaming for 2
more rounds.
===== In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
Penny Hall (f) rolled DC
Chloe Parker (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong (f) rolled OC.
Penny Hall (f) is a defensive (DC) double teamer.
Penny Hall (f) does nothing for the round.
Chloe Parker (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Chloe Parker (f) executes a Triple Vertical Suplex....
Korbi Kong (f) executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....
Penny Hall (f), Chloe Parker (f) are double teaming for 1
more rounds.
===== In the 23rd minute of the match: =====
Penny Hall (f) rolled DC
Chloe Parker (f) rolled OC/TT
Korbi Kong (f) rolled DC
Penny Hall (f) is a defensive (DC) double teamer.
Penny Hall (f) does nothing for the round.
Chloe Parker (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Chloe Parker (f) executes a Triple Vertical Suplex....
Korbi Kong (f) absorbs the punishment.
Double teaming ends.
===== In the 24th minute of the match: =====
Chloe Parker (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong (f) rolled OC.
Chloe Parker (f) executes a NA....
Korbi Kong (f) executes a BACKBREAKER....
Korbi Kong (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Chloe Parker (f) kicks out of the pin!
===== In the 25th minute of the match: =====
Chloe Parker (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong (f) executes a REAR CHIN LOCK....
Chloe Parker (f) attempts to defend against REAR CHIN LOCK but is
unsuccessful.
Korbi Kong (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Chloe Parker (f) was pinned by Korbi Kong (f)!!!
Korbi Kong (f) wins with a REAR CHIN LOCK over Chloe Parker
(f)!!!
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And
with that the crowd goes into seizure mode, because their hearts just
stopped! They can’t believe what they have just witnessed! Korbi Kong is
back and better than ever baby! What an amazing win for Korbi and Violet! The
two enjoy the biggest pop of the night from the crowd and walk out to get some
love from the fans!
For
our last bout of the evening, HCW presents; the TV Title Match! Having the
match been declared last weekend, Master Bull makes his way out onto the
ring. And who is his opponent, …out walks The Banker! Out of nowhere – a
rematch!
Master
Bull; “WTH is this? I just beat you last week! You want
another whoppin?”
Banker;
“The commission set it up, I am just here so I won’t get fined.” (Marshawn
Lynch)
We
join the match at the ten-minute mark!
TV TITLE MATCH – 10 minute Marker;
===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====
The Banker rolled OC.
Master Bull rolled DC
The Banker executes a CREDIT CHECK CHOP....
Master Bull attempts to defend against CREDIT CHECK CHOP
but is unsuccessful.
===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====
The Banker rolled OC.
Master Bull rolled DC
The Banker executes a REPOSSESSION RIB-BUSTER....
Master Bull attempts to defend against REPOSSESSION RIB-BUSTER but
is unsuccessful.
The Banker is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Master Bull kicks out of the pin!
===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====
The Banker rolled DC
Master Bull rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
The Banker rolled OC.
Master Bull rolled OC.
Ruth Heartless executes a Provide words of wisdom (and smack with
the Banker's briefcase)....
Master Bull executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER....
===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====
The Banker rolled OC.
Master Bull rolled DC
The Banker executes a HURL OUT OF RING....
Master Bull is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...
Master Bull makes it back into the ring at the 7 count.
===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====
The Banker rolled DC
Master Bull rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
The Banker rolled DC
Master Bull rolled OC.
Master Bull executes a ROMAN POWER PUNCH....
The Banker absorbs the punishment.
===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====
The Banker rolled DC
Master Bull rolled OC.
Master Bull executes a ONE ARM CHOKESLAM....
The Banker neutralizes ONE ARM CHOKESLAM.
===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====
The Banker rolled DC
Master Bull rolled OC.
Master Bull executes a ONE ARM CHOKESLAM....
The Banker attempts to defend against ONE ARM CHOKESLAM but is
unsuccessful.
===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====
The Banker rolled DC
Master Bull rolled OC.
Master Bull executes a COBRA CLUTCH....
The Banker attempts to defend against COBRA CLUTCH but is
unsuccessful.
===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====
The Banker rolled DC
Master Bull rolled OC.
Master Bull executes a COBRA CLUTCH....
The Banker attempts to defend against COBRA CLUTCH but is
unsuccessful.
===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====
The Banker rolled DC
Master Bull rolled OC/TT
Master Bull executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER....
The Banker attempts to defend against REVERSE NECKBREAKER but is
unsuccessful.
===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====
The Banker rolled DC
Master Bull rolled OC.
Master Bull executes a ONE ARM CHOKESLAM....
The Banker absorbs the punishment.
===== In the 21st minute of the match: =====
The Banker rolled DC
Master Bull rolled OC.
Master Bull executes a ROMAN POWER PUNCH....
The Banker absorbs the punishment.
Master Bull is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
The Banker was pinned by Master Bull!!!
Master Bull wins with a ROMAN POWER PUNCH over The Banker!!!
MASTER BULL IS THE TV CHAMPION!
Master
Bull has won the TV Title and the Bull fans pop huge! But, how long will he be able to hold onto it? What
an exciting night of matches, and more soon to come! Stay tuned until next
week, for another episode of HCW!!!
Author’s (Chris M) note:
I
also wanted to take a moment if you are interested, check-out the vlog/podcast
I started a few years ago!
