Hello fans and
welcome to our February PPV Warzone: Battlefield of Pain. Tonight’s event is all about applying pain in
numerous ways. Brock Lesnar has his
sights set on Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Kane but he still has to get
through AJ Styles first. Also, Tyson
Kidd gets to settle his beef with Malo Leche de Mantequilla. Malo has been
interfering in Tyson’s matches over the last month and Tyson had finally
reached a breaking point. Also, Senor
Vampiro gets his hands on El Chango. Pai
Mei has trained the man formerly known as Bodacious Brian to prepare him for
this battle.
We cut to the
back where we see Senor Vampiro walk in followed by Pai Mei. Vampiro looks determined and ready. He walks up to Master Bull. “I’m ready for my match against El
Chango. I wanted to thank you and the CSWA/HWF
for covering my expenses in preparing me for this day. I’ll do you proud.” Vampiro and Pai Mei walk away and Master Bull
has a confused look on his face. “What
expenses?” He turns and looks at
Vampiro, shrugs and heads in the other direction.
Master Bull
makes his way to his office and the door is open. He walks in but stops just beyond the
doorway. “Well, as I live and breathe.” He closes the door without us seeing who he
was talking to.
Cutting again to
the back, we see the 3 members of Hardly Predictable Mike “the Axe” Medley,
Bran-Don-Goh and Casey Jones walk in.
They pass by a storage area and a shout is heard “Hey Axe”. Medley tells the others he’ll catch up as he
goes to see who called out his name. He
approaches the storage area when someone stirs in the shadows. He doesn’t step into the light. “Hey Man, it’s been a while” the mysterious
person says. Medley’s eyes go all
wide. “No, NO. It can’t be.
How in the HELL did you find me?
Leave me alone. YOU HEAR ME! LEAVE ME ALONE.” Mike then turns and goes to follow his
teammates. He is clearly upset.
The first match
of the night is World Champion vs World Champion for the chance to go after
Kane’s Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
Out comes CSWA World Champion AJ Styles first quickly followed by HWF
Champ Brock Lesnar. Lesnar hits a cheap-shot
on Styles before the match could even begin.
AJ nails a Pele kick sending Lesnar to the outside. The bell rings and the match begins. AJ nails a Styles Clash right off the bat for
a 2 count. He follows it up with a
dropkick sending Brock outside of the ring.
Brock grabs a chair and blasts AJ with it. He gets back in the ring and nails a Press
and Slam right on the chair. He makes
the cover and gets the 1-2-3. Brock
Lesnar is going on to meet Kane in the main event. (2 minutes)
Next up is Malo
Leche de Mantiquilla taking on Tyson Kidd.
Kidd is already in the ring as Malo makes his way down. Kidd nails a thigh kick and Malo just takes
it. Malo then nails a Black Doom and
just stands over Tyson. Kidd pops up and
hits a rolling stampede and follows it up with a legsweep and punches. Kidd
then dropkicks Malo out of the ring and decides he’s had enough but Kidd goes
after him and tosses him back in the ring.
Tyson hits a rolling stampede and Malo nails a doom bomb and follows it
up with a thrust kick. Kidd comes back
with a running dropkick. Kidd takes him
down with a thigh kick and goes for the pin but only gets a 2 count. Malo nails a dragon suplex. Kidd goes for another thigh kick but that
gets reversed and Malo nails a black doom.
Kidd nails a thigh kick and both men collapse in the ring. Kidd is up first and hits a thigh kick and
goes for a Code Blue but that is reversed and Malo drops Kidd with a Bitch
Slap. Malo hits a thrust kick sending
Tyson to the corner who then climbs to the top turnbuckle and nails a Code
Blue. He makes the cover for the 1…2….3. Tyson Kidd gets the win. Malo Leche rolls out of the ring and sulks to
the back as Tyson Kidd celebrates with the fans (16 min).
Our third match
of the evening has X-Division Champion Professor Cobra defending his title
against Epico Colon. Before the match
begins, Cobra challenges Colon to make this a best of 3 falls/60 minute time
limit. The first fall goes to Colon who,
after nailing Cobra with a forearm to the small of the back, makes the cover and
with his feet on the ropes, secures the win (20 min). The match begins with Cobra on the defensive
but you know what they say about Cobras, you’ll never know when they will
strike and Strike the Professor did. It
only took 7 minutes and a King Cobra diving headbutt to give the Professor the
second fall (7 min). The third fall
begins and is the shortest of all the matches.
Epico was clearly being outwrestled and in only 5 minutes, Cobra nails a
Cobra Clutch Bulldog to secure his win and retain his title. (total 32 min)
Next up is for the
6 Man tag team championship held by Prestige Inc and being challenged by Hardly
Predictable. HP walks out first and
Medley is clearly distraught. Casey
turns to him and slaps him across the face telling him to pull it
together. Medley nods in acceptance. Out next comes the champions. Prestige Inc has all members present
including the Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel.
"The
Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a THE BACKLUND CHICKEN WING....
Bran-Don-Goh
absorbs the punishment."The Elitist" Reid Rothchild tags out to Magnus
Magnus executes
a FOREARM UPPERCUT....
Bran-Don-Goh
executes a THE 'SAID SO' STUNNER....Bran-Don-Goh tags out to Casey Jones
Magnus, Damien
Sandow double teaming for 1 rounds.
Magnus executes
a SLINGSHOT ELBOW DROP....
Damien Sandow
executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER....Casey Jones absorbs the punishment.
Double teaming ends.
Casey Jones
executes a EYE GOUGE....
Magnus absorbs
the punishment.Magnus executes a SPINNING SAMOAN DROP....
Casey Jones executes a STRIKEOUT HEADBUTT....
Magnus is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Casey Jones kicks out of the pin!
Magnus tags out to Damien Sandow
Damien Sandow executes a PUMMELING FISTS....
Casey Jones absorbs the punishment.
Casey Jones executes a AVALANCHE DROP....
Damien Sandow attempts to defend against AVALANCHE DROP but is unsuccessful.
Casey Jones tags out to Mike "the Axe" Medley
Damien Sandow executes a PUMMELING FISTS....
Mike "the Axe" Medley executes a Power Punch....
Mike "the Axe" Medley tags out to Casey Jones. Casey is confused.
Prestige Inc
triple team Mike "the Axe" Medley by powerbombing him on the
floor. He is injured for 5 rounds!!!
Damien Sandow executes a SPINNING ELBOW DROP....
Casey Jones absorbs the punishment.
Damien Sandow is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Casey Jones kicks out of the pin!
Damien Sandow executes a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP....
Casey Jones executes a EYE GOUGE....
Damien Sandow executes a SPINNING ELBOW DROP....
Casey Jones executes a CHAIRSHOT TO HEAD....
Damien Sandow is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Casey Jones kicks out of the pin!
Damien Sandow tags out to "The Elitist" Reid Rothchild
Casey Jones tags out to Bran-Don-Goh
"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a THE STINGER SPLASH....
Bran-Don-Goh attempts to defend against THE STINGER SPLASH but is unsuccessful.
"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a SPINNAROONI....
Bran-Don-Goh executes a BACKHAND CHOP....
"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild tags out to Magnus
Mike "the Axe" Medley is no longer injured.
Magnus executes a BODY SLAM....
Bran-Don-Goh executes a BACKHAND CHOP....
Magnus tags out to Damien Sandow
Damien Sandow executes a FULL NELSON FACE SMASH....
Bran-Don-Goh attempts to defend against FULL NELSON FACE SMASH but is unsuccessful.
Damien Sandow is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Bran-Don-Goh kicks out of the pin!
Bran-Don-Goh
executes a FLYING SPINNING HEEL KICK....
Damien Sandow
absorbs the punishment.Bran-Don-Goh executes a BACKHAND CHOP....
Damien Sandow attempts to defend against BACKHAND CHOP but is unsuccessful.
Damien Sandow executes a DBLE ARM NECKBREAKER....
Bran-Don-Goh attempts to defend against DBLE ARM NECKBREAKER but is unsuccessful.
Magnus jumps in to take out Casey Jones while Reid Rothchild knocks Medley from the corner.
Damien Sandow is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Bran-Don-Goh was pinned by Damien Sandow!!! (18 min)
Prestige Inc retain the 6 man titles. Hardly Predictable leave disappointed. Bran-Don-Goh and Casey Jones don’t even walk with Medley.
We cut to the
back where B and Casey try to get to the bottom of Medley’s issue. “You know guys” Mike begins “I…I don’t know
where my head is at. I’m…I don’t know.” “Does this have anything to do with the guy
you saw before in the storage area?” Bran-Don-Goh asked. “Yes.
He is someone from my past…someone I had to get away from. I thought I was in the clear but he seems to
have found me. With him around, I can
say that my head won’t be in the right place so I need time to think.” Casey then spoke up “Well you better think
fast as we’re the #1 contenders for the Tag Team titles.” Mike sadly continued “I don’t think I can do
it. Bran-Don-Goh…you’re just as good as
me if not better. I think you should
take my place and team with Casey. I
hope you both do well.” Bran-Don-Goh
walked up and shook Medley’s hand “A place will always be here for you in HP
when you’re ready to return.” Mike shook
B’s hand and looked to Casey who refused to shake his hand. Mike then said “Well, I’ll be seeing ya.” He then turned and walked away.
We cut back to the ring and Alicia Fox is already there for her match against Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel. Before the match could begin, Alicia demanded this be a best of 3 falls to ensure the champ did not run away. Raquel had no intention of running away so she agreed. 2 minutes later, Alicia scores the first pin after catching the champ (who was flirting with her husband Reid Rothchild) with a bridging northern lights suplex (she also had her foot on the bottom rope and the ref did not see it). No amount of complaining would change the ref’s mind. The bell rang again signaling the next fall and Raquel took the match to Alicia. 10 minutes later, Raquel picks up the win after catching her opponent in an ankle lock and turning it into a pin combination. The third round was getting ready to start when Master Bull came out. He said that he wanted this to be fair and square so it would be a no-Countout match. However, Reid and the rest of Prestige Inc would be banned from ringside. If Alicia had anyone come out on her behalf, she would automatically lose. For the next 30 minutes, both ladies battled it out like there was no tomorrow. This time, however, the time limit was enemy to both of them. The bell rang after 30 minutes signaling a draw. Both woman were not happy with this decision and Fox said she would see Raquel again. (42 total minutes)
We cut to the
back again and see the Axe sitting alone in the locker room with his head in
hands. Once again he hears a voice
speaking “Sorry about the loss there buddy.”
Mike looks up to see the stranger from before and it confirms Mike’s
worst thoughts. “What do you want? Haven’t you caused me enough grief for a
lifetime?” The stranger replies “Man, I
want to put the band back together. It
hasn’t been the same since you left. The
thumping of the bass and the pounding of the drums…man, those were some great
times. I don’t understand why you’re
acting this way. We were on top of the
world before…and you know it….and we can be again. Just think….Dirk “the Pick” Devon and Mike “the
Axe” Medley…first taking the world of music by storm and now we can do it again
in the world of Professional Wrestling.
The Pick and the Axe…what do you think?”
Mike looked up, defeated. “Just
like old times, huh? Well, if you can’t
beat ‘em, join ‘em, right?” Mike stands
up and shakes Dirk’s hand. “The Pick and
the Axe…I like it.” “I knew you would”
said Dirk. “Hey, let me buy you a beer
and we can chat about old times. Say, do
you remember when we did that concert for HP back in the day…..” Both men walked out the back into the cold
evening air.
The second to
last match is getting ready to start and Senor Vampiro is being interviewed
with his mentor Pai Mei.
Clarkus Kentus: Vampiro, tonight you face the man who hurt your mentor and took you out of the announcers booth, El Chango.
Senor Vampiro: El Chango, you are a coward. Tonight, you will have nowhere to go and you will have to face me one on one in the ring.”
All of a sudden, in walks El Chango.
El Chango: Senor Vampiro…I implore you not to go on with this match. Everything that has transpired in the past is just that. In fact, I have a deal I’d like to make with you.
Senor Vampiro: I don’t want to hear any of your lies.
El Chango: Vampiro, what I have to tell you is 100% the truth.
Pai Mei: Do not listen to him Senor Vampiro. He is like the serpent spitting out lies.
El Chango: Listen, If I win tonights match, all I ask is for you to sit down with me and listen to what I have to say. If you win, you will be free to do whatever you want but I reiterate that this is something you really need to hear.
Senor Vampiro: Pai Mei, you have taught me much and includes tolerance and acceptance. El Chango, do not mistake this for weakness. I have learned much in the art of deceit and misdirection. Do not take this match lightly.
El Chango: All I want is 5 undisturbed minutes of your time. Is that too much to ask?
Vampiro goes left and El Chango goes right. Their match is up next.
1...2...3...4...
Senior Vampiro makes it back into the ring at the 4 count.
Senior Vampiro executes a 5 POINT PALM EXPLOSION....
Senior Vampiro is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
El Chango kicks out of the pin!
Senior Vampiro executes a MEXICAN FACEBUSTER....
El Chango executes a MUTA LOCK....
El Chango executes a CAMEL CLUTCH....
Senior Vampiro absorbs the punishment.
Senior Vampiro executes a MEXICAN FACEBUSTER....
El Chango executes a THROW OUT OF RING....
Senior Vampiro is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...
Senior Vampiro makes it back into the ring at the 4 count.
Senior Vampiro executes a MEXICAN FACEBUSTER....
El Chango absorbs the punishment.
Senior Vampiro executes a TOSS OUT OF RING....
El Chango attempts to defend against TOSS OUT OF RING but is unsuccessful.
El Chango is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...
El Chango makes it back into the ring at the 6 count.
Senior Vampiro executes a 3 INCH PUNCH....
El Chango executes a PHOENIX SPLASH....
Senior Vampiro is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
El Chango kicks out of the pin!
Senior Vampiro executes a TOSS OUT OF RING....
El Chango executes a HEAD SCISSORS....
El Chango is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...
El Chango makes it back into the ring at the 4 count.
El Chango tries once again to beg off but Senor Vampiro won’t let up. El Chango finally lets his guard down.
Senior Vampiro takes
advantage and executes a CRAZY POWER BOMB....
El Chango is out
cold.Senior Vampiro is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
El Chango was pinned by Senior Vampiro!!!
Senior Vampiro wins with a CRAZY POWER BOMB over El Chango!!!(9 minutes)
Senor Vampiro
leaves the ring with Pai Mei and celebrates with the fans. He makes it almost all the way to the back
when he turns around and looks at El Chango. He stares for a moment and then
continues on his way to the back.
We cut back to
the ring. The main event of the evening
is a best of 3 falls match between the challenger HWF World Champion Brock
Lesnar and the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Kane. Brock takes it to the champ and doesn’t let
up. 22 minutes later, Brock nails the champ
with an F-5 and secures the first pin.
Not one to sit back, Kane turned it up 150%. He rocked Lesnar with his entire arsenal and
in 7 minutes, got his redemption win.
One fall remains and the winner will walk out with the Undisputed
Heavyweight Championship. The final fall
goes for 23 minutes and the winner and STILL Undisputed Champion is KANE! Kane defeated Lesnar with a Clothesline from the
top rope. Kane is exhausted. Brock is exhausted. Both men are down in the
ring.
Suddenly, the
lights go off…and a GONG sounds. The
blue lights come on and the crowd goes BALLISTIC as The UNDERTAKER makes his
way down to the ring. He gets in the ring
as Kane is trying to get to his feet.
Undertaker gets in the ring and kneels and raises his arm as the lights
come up. Undertaker looks at Kane and
the brothers of destruction nod. Kane
goes to leave when Undertaker nails a big boot.
He then calls for the chokeslam and in one swift move, drops Kane like a
sack of potatoes. He then turns to
Lesnar who has started to make it to his feet.
Undertaker drags his thumb across this throat and stares Lesnar
down. He begins to pepper Brock with
lefts and rights and drops him with a flying clothesline. He picks him up and nails the Last Ride
before locking in the Gogoplata. He has
Brock trapped and is tapping out but Undertaker refuses to let go. Finally, 4 refs jump in the ring to separate
them. 2 of the refs help carry/drag
Brock to the back. Undertaker stands in
the ring and points to a fan’s sign which reads “The Road to Wrestlemania
starts HERE”. That sign says it
all. I am sure both Kane and Brock
Lesnar will have something to say once they’ve recovered enough.
That is all for
now. Thanks for watching. Stay tuned.
