Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling newsletter. Tonight is Elimination Chamber PPV and it is shaping up to be one hell of a show. Both the men and women will have their own Elimination Chamber matches with both the World Title and the Ladies World title being defended in a co-main event.
Pyro goes off kicking
off the show and tonight, we begin with the Men’s Elimination Chamber. 6 men qualified to take part in this event
with a future title shot on the line.
One by one, the following men all came to the ring.
Maximillian
Redbeard
Madman Mason
Wilber Townsend
Starbuck Steel
The Banker
Jack Lumber
Jack Lumber,
Starbuck Steel and Maximillian Redbeard got the loudest pops. Wilber and the Banker were the heaviest
booed.
All six men are in
the ring and it’s chaotic. After about 7
min, Starbuck, Maximillian and Jack triple team Madman Mason. Jack hits Mason with the Axe and scores the
first pin. Madman Mason is
eliminated. Everything starts up
again. The next fall goes a little
longer and at the 27 min mark, The Banker hits Redbeard with the Repossession
Rib Buster and with a hook of the tights, he scores the next win. 15 minutes later, Redbeard appears again and
hurls the Banker into the steel steps before rolling him back in the ring and
letting Jack hit the Banker with the TIMMMBEERRRRR and scores the next
fall. We are down to 3 men left: Jack Lumber, Starbuck Steel and Wilber
Townsend. At the 31 minute mark, Wilber
nails Jack with a spear and goes for the pin but Starbuck makes the save in the
nick of time. Jack rolls out of the
way. Wilber throws Starbuck out of the
ring and bodyslams him on the chainlink floor.
He then throws him back in the ring and hits the GTS and scores the next
pin. Starbuck has been eliminated. Now it’s down to Jack Lumber and Wilber
Townsend. Both men are exhausted. Jack catches Wilber with a kick to the
gut. Jack goes for it a second time but
Wilber nullifies it. Jack drops Wilber
with an elbow smash. Jack goes to kick
him in the gut again but Wilber nullifies it.
Wilber goes for a lifting sideslam but Jack gets out of it and nails
Wilber with the TIMMMBERRRR. He makes
the cover and gets the 3 count. Jack
gets the win and is declared the winner of the Elimination Chamber. Jack gets a huge ovation before he leaves.
We cut backstage
where Mr. B Wacks is interviewing the World Champion the Wicked Prophet. He asks Prophet if he wanted to address the
attack by Niven Snake and where or not the champ needs to “acknowledge
him”. Prophet says Niven, like everyone
else, will fall under his RIGHTEOUS DOMINION.
Prophet walks off.
It’s time for the
Ladies Elimination Chamber. The
participants make their way out.
Chloe Parker
Kimberly Kiccsass
Goldie Locks
Missy Chick
Penny Hall
Violet Valkyrie
The action begins
and it’s a total slobber knocker. It
takes 22 minutes before the first elimination.
Chloe, Goldie and Violet all hit Penny with vertical suplex. Chloe makes the cover and gets the win. Another 22 minutes and we see Violet climb to
the top of a pod and launch herself on to Kimberly. Violet hooks the leg and scores the pin. Another 25 minute battle and Chloe scores the
pin after hitting Missy with a superkick.
Everyone started moving a bit slower this time around but after only 6
minutes and a face rake against the chain wall by Violet, Violet rolled her up
and scored the pin. We’re down to our
final two: Goldie Locks and Violet
Valkyrie. The two shook hands and the
final fall began.
===== In the 1st minute of the match:
=====
Goldie Locks (f) rolled DC
Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.
Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a REF Thrown into Pod
Accidentily....
Violet Valkyrie (f) scores 0 points.
Goldie Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.
Goldie Locks (f) scores 0 points.
Referee is incapacitated for 4 more
rounds.
===== In the 2nd minute of the match:
=====
Goldie Locks (f) rolled OC.
Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled DC
Goldie Locks (f) executes a BRIDGING GERMAN
SUPLEX....
Goldie Locks (f) scores 0 points.
Violet Valkyrie (f) neutralizes BRIDGING GERMAN
SUPLEX.
Violet Valkyrie (f) scores 4 points.
Referee is incapacitated for 3 more
rounds.
===== In the 3rd minute of the match:
=====
Goldie Locks (f) rolled DC
Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Goldie Locks (f) rolled DC
Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.
Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a SCISSORED ARMBAR....
Violet Valkyrie (f) scores 8 points.
Goldie Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.
Goldie Locks (f) scores 0 points.
Referee is incapacitated for 2 more
rounds.
===== In the 4th minute of the match:
=====
Goldie Locks (f) rolled OC/TT
Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled DC
Goldie Locks (f) executes a ONE-HANDED BULLDOG....
Goldie Locks (f) scores 8 points.
Violet Valkyrie (f) attempts to defend against
ONE-HANDED BULLDOG but is unsuccessful.
Violet Valkyrie (f) scores 2 points.
Referee is incapacitated for 1 more
rounds.
===== In the 5th minute of the match:
=====
Goldie Locks (f) rolled OC.
Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled DC
Goldie Locks (f) executes a LOCK BREAKER....
Goldie Locks (f) scores 9 points.
Violet Valkyrie (f) absorbs the punishment.
Violet Valkyrie (f) scores 0 points.
Referee is no longer incapacitated.
===== In the 6th minute of the match:
=====
Goldie Locks (f) rolled DC
Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.
Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a RUNNING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE....
Violet Valkyrie (f) scores 10 points.
Goldie Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.
Goldie Locks (f) scores 0 points.
===== In the 7th minute of the match:
=====
Goldie Locks (f) rolled OC.
Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC/TT
Goldie Locks (f) executes a HURL OUT OF RING....
Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a BASEBALL SLIDE
DROPKICK TO FLOOR....
Violet Valkyrie (f) scores 6 points.
===== In the 8th minute of the match:
=====
Goldie Locks (f) rolled DC
Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC/TT
Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a TRIANGLE CHOKE....
Violet Valkyrie (f) scores 9 points.
Goldie Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.
Goldie Locks (f) scores 0 points.
Violet Valkyrie (f) straps in the
TRIANGLE CHOKE.
Goldie Locks (f) does not submit!
===== In the 9th minute of the match:
=====
Goldie Locks (f) rolled DC
Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.
Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a TRIANGLE CHOKE....
Violet Valkyrie (f) scores 9 points.
Goldie Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.
Goldie Locks (f) scores 0 points.
Violet Valkyrie (f) straps in the
TRIANGLE CHOKE.
Goldie Locks (f) submits!!!
Violet Valkyrie (f) is attempting to
climb out of the cage!
Violet Valkyrie (f) climbs out of the
cage!
Violet Valkyrie (f) wins with a Climb out
of steel cage over Goldie Locks (f)!!!
Violet is declared
the winner and will get a future title shot.
She helps Goldie to her feet and the two shake hands. Goldie raises Violet’s arm as the victor and
they both leave as the chamber is raisied.
Mr. B Wacks is
backstage with Korbi Kong. He mocks
Korbi saying she’s not good enough.
Korbi turns and holds the title in his face. “This says I am” she responds calmly. Mr. B Wacks wasn’t going to give up. “You’re only good until the next big thing
beats you.” She takes the mic from
him. “Everyone has the opportunity to
earn a shot. I will put them all
down.” Mr. B Wacks, one last time, gets
in a dig. “What about your bestie who
just became the #1 contender?” Korbi
looks at him and then walks off. Mr. B
Wacks smiles evilly.
Our Men’s World
title match is up next. First, Niven
Snake comes out with his Snake Pit brothers Leiton and Tobias. They do a fist bump and the three head to the
ring. Tobias and Leiton try to get into
the ring but the ref immediately sends them to the back. They complain a bit but eventually, Niven
gives them the ok to leave. The music
changes and out comes the World Champion the Wicked Prophet. He is booed loudly but he doesn’t care. He makes his way to the ring and enters
through the ropes. He throws a sideways
glance at Niven and then climbs the turnbuckle.
He steps down and hands the title to the ref. The match gets ready to begin.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled DC
Niven Snake
rolled OC.
Niven
Snake executes a CORNER CLOTHESLINES....
The Wicked
Prophet attempts to defend against CORNER CLOTHESLINES but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Niven Snake
rolled OC/TT
The Wicked
Prophet executes a EXILE FROM THE RING....
Niven
Snake executes a DRIVE BY APRON DROPKICK....
Niven
Snake is on the outside. The ref begins
the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...
Niven
Snake makes it back into the ring at the 7 count.
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Niven Snake
rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPHOMET BRUISER....
Niven
Snake attempts to defend against BAPHOMET BRUISER but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Niven Snake
rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Niven
Snake executes a LEAPING CLOTHESLINE....
The
Wicked Prophet straps in the THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.
Niven
Snake does not submit!
Just then, Leiton and Tobias ran down to try to help
their brother. Prophet got ready like he
was going to fight them off but then unexpected music hit and out comes Jack
Lumber. Jack chased Leiton and Tobias
from ringside with a chair leaving Prophet to do his thing.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Niven Snake
rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Niven
Snake attempts to defend against THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH but is unsuccessful.
The
Wicked Prophet straps in the THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.
Niven
Snake submits!!!
The
Wicked Prophet wins with a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH over Niven Snake!!!
Prophet gets his
arm raised as the victor. He gets on the
mic. “They will come and they will
fall. So sayeth the Wicked Prophet. And for you Jack Lumber, I don’t need your
help and trust me, your involvement is not needed or wanted.”
Now it’s time for
the main event. First, Sarona Reiher
makes her way out to the ring and is booed massively. She gets in the ring and flips off the
crowd. The music changes and and we hear
“KORBI KONG SMASH” and the fans pop huge as the Ladies Champion makes her way
out. She stands on the stage and holds
her title high. She makes her way to the
ring and climbs the turnbuckle. She
hands the belt to the ref and the bell rings to start this match.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC.
Sarona
Reiher (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK....
Sarona
Reiher (f) executes a JUMPING HEADBUTT....
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC.
Sarona
Reiher (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....
Sarona
Reiher (f) neutralizes SCOOP POWERSLAM.
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC.
Sarona
Reiher (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a STIFF FOREARM UPPERCUT....
Sarona
Reiher (f) attempts to defend against STIFF FOREARM UPPERCUT but is
unsuccessful.
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Sarona
Reiher (f) rolled DC
Both Women
in rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC.
Sarona
Reiher (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a STIFF FOREARM UPPERCUT....
Sarona
Reiher (f) attempts to defend against STIFF FOREARM UPPERCUT but is
unsuccessful.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Sarona
Reiher (f) rolled OC.
Sarona
Reiher (f) executes a HIGH VERTICAL SUPLEX....
Korbi Kong
(f) reverses HIGH VERTICAL SUPLEX!
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a REAR CHIN LOCK....
Sarona
Reiher (f) neutralizes REAR CHIN LOCK.
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC.
Sarona
Reiher (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a ARM TRIANGLE LOCK....
Sarona
Reiher (f) attempts to defend against ARM TRIANGLE LOCK but is unsuccessful.
Korbi
Kong (f) straps in the ARM TRIANGLE LOCK.
Sarona
Reiher (f) submits!!!
Korbi
Kong (f) wins with a ARM TRIANGLE LOCK over Sarona Reiher (f)!!!
Korbi Kong wins
the match and retains her title. The
show comes to an end with the fans popping louder and louder for the Ladies
Champion. There is sure to be fallout
from this event so stay tuned.
