Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter. Well, we knew if we put the nose to the grindstone that we would get caught up…and we did. We’re back on pace to resume our weekly shows provided something crazy doesn’t happen (or a certain writer gets lazy again).
The
show begins with a limo pulling up outside.
The World Champion and King of HCW the Wicked Prophet steps out. He looks on with disdain that there was no
red carpet for him to walk so he just ignored everyone.
Backstage,
GM Max McGillicutty is putting names on a board. He says that a lucky winner gets a shot at
the World Title tonight. He spins the
wheel and it gets stuck between the Banker and Phat Sol. The door to the office slams open and the
Wicked Prophet marches into the office.
“Why was there no red carpet for me…and what the hell are you
doing?” Max says the red carpet is at
the cleaners and that Prophet just interrupted seeing who was going to get the
title match tonight. He looks back and
the wheel and sees that the stomping Prophet did moved the wheel ever so
slightly. “Looks like you get Phat Sol
tonight” Max says. “Who or what is a
fatty bowl?” A disgusted look crosses
his face and he leaves before Max could respond.
Pyro
goes off and our first match is ready to get underway. First, Starbuck Steel makes his way out to a
nice pop from the crowd. He makes his
way to the ring and enters. As he’s
getting the crowd psyched up, the music changes and we hear “I’VE GOT SOME BAD
NEWS FOR YA” and out comes ‘Bad News’ Marvin Barnes. He is booed as he makes his way to the
ring. He responds by flipping off the
fans. He gets into the ring and tries to
take a cheap shot at Starbuck but it backfires.
As the match begins, Starbuck dominates allowing Marvin 6 offensive
moves in the 15 minutes the match went on.
Starbuck delivered a Hangman’s DDT and got the 3 count at the 15 minute
mark. The fans pop huge for him and he
makes his way to the back. Marvin shrugs
off help from the ref and stomps his way to the back.
Backstage,
Phat Sol says he heard every word the Wicked Prophet said about him. He says tonight, the so-called King of HCW
will know his name when he takes the World title.
Next
up, newcomer Derek Deveraux comes out to a nice pop from the crowd. He shakes hands with the fans and enters the
ring. He doesn’t wait long for his
opponent Dash ‘Smooooth’ Woodbrick makes his way out. The co-holder of the Tag Team titles gets the
crap booed out of him (and for good reason… he sucks). Derek took control of the match early but
Dash began fighting back until Derek threw him out of the ring. Dash tried to get back in and complained to
the ref when Derek wouldn’t back away so he threw his hands up and left. The ref kept counting and upon reaching 10,
he counted Dash out and awarded the match via count out to Derek Deveraux. Derek didn’t like how the match ended but a
win is a win. (6 min)
We
waste no time in getting our next match underway. First, Billy Robbins comes out to a nice pop
from the crowd. He’s barely in the ring
before the music changed and out comes the Banker and his manager Ruth
Heartless. The Banker is booed but he
doesn’t seem to care. He and Ruth make their
way down to the ring. The Banker begins
to showboat after the bell rang and Billy stunned him with a Slingshot
Smash. He immediately rolled the Banker
up but only got a 1 count. The Banker
hits a Credit Check Chop before sending Billy crashing into the steel
post. He then locks on the ATM Fee
Armbar and Billy has no choice but to tap out.
The Banker gets the win in this very short 3 minute match. The fans boo as he and Ruth gather their
belongings and make their way to the back.
Backstage,
Derek is attacked by both Dash Woodbrick and Apollo Gyze. The save comes after a bunch of backstage
hands formed a shield to protect Derek from further attacks. Dash and Apollo walked away laughing but
Derek yelled after them he wants them next week. He will find a tag team partner.
Next
up on the card is our Ladies Match.
First, Missy Chick comes out to a nice pop from the crowd. She makes her way to the ring. As the music changes, the fans go sour as
Violet Valkyrie comes out. They boo her
as she makes her way out and just sneers at them. She gets in the ring and begins mocking the
fans and they respond in kind. Violet
had control of the match early on but after Ladies Champion Korbi Kong came out
to stand on the stage, it threw Violet off her game. Missy took advantage of the situation and
stunned Violet with a running one-handed bulldog. Missy rolled Violet up and got the 3 count at
the 14 minute mark. Korbi smirked and
then turned and left. Violet got to her
feet and sneered at where Korbi was but then an evil smile crossed her
face. She then turned and left.
GM
Max McGillicutty comes out and tells the fans that in just a week, we will have
our next PPV Reigning Royalty. All the
men will compete for a chance to meet the current King – the Wicked Prophet –
for his crown. No man since Damian
Sandow has held the crown for more than a year.
Past Kings included Damian Sandow, CJ (aka Conan Jones), Wilber
Townsend, ‘the Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo, ‘Luke Warm’ (was ‘Red Hot’) Lucas
Johnston and then our current King the Wicked Prophet. He announces that this year, we will also
crown our first ever ‘Queen’ of HCW. A
ladies battle royal will also be held to see which superstar becomes the first Queen
of HCW. Max then leaves to a huge pop
from the crowd and we get ready for our main event.
It’s
time for the Main Event. First, Phat Sol
comes out to a nice pop from the crowd.
He makes his way down and interacts with the fans along the way. He gets into the ring and continues to psyche
up the crowd for the next minute. The
music changes and out comes the King of HCW, the World Champion the Wicked
Prophet. Prophet is being carried to the
ring on a throne by his minions (lackeys, not the short yellow guys). He glances out into the sea of fans and for a
brief moment, he sees a flash of yellow but as fast as it came, it was
gone. Prophet makes his lackeys hold the
ropes open for him so he can enter the ring.
He gives Phat a sideways glance before climbing the turnbuckles (still
decked in his regal attire) and holds the World title high. The fans booing intensifies. He sneers at them and steps down handing the
title to the ref who holds it up. He
removes his robe and crown handing them delicately to his lackeys. He stretches a bit and then the bell rings
starting this one off.
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In the 1st minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Phat Sol
rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a FIRE - WALK WITH ME....
Phat Sol
absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Phat Sol
rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a SMITE....
Phat Sol
absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Phat Sol
rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPTISM OF FIRE....
Phat Sol
executes a Bodyslam....
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled DC
Phat Sol
rolled OC.
Phat Sol
executes a Knee Lift....
The Wicked
Prophet attempts to defend against Knee Lift but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Phat Sol
rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a NA....
Phat Sol
absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC/TT
Phat Sol
rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPHOMET BRUISER....
Phat Sol
executes a Forearm Smash....
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Phat Sol
rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a DEVIL'S SNARE....
Phat Sol
absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled DC
Phat Sol
rolled OC.
Phat Sol
executes a Bodyslam....
The Wicked
Prophet absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Phat Sol
rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a PROP 8....
Phat Sol
executes a Bodyslam....
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Phat Sol
rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a SMITE....
Phat Sol
attempts to defend against SMITE but is unsuccessful.
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Phat
Sol kicks out of the pin!
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In the 11th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled DC
Phat Sol
rolled OC.
Phat Sol
executes a Abdominal Stretch....
The Wicked
Prophet neutralizes Abdominal Stretch.
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Phat Sol
rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a DEVIL'S SNARE....
Phat Sol
absorbs the punishment.
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Phat
Sol kicks out of the pin!
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In the 13th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Phat Sol
rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a SMITE....
Phat Sol
executes a Choke on Ropes....
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC/TT
Phat Sol
rolled OC/TT
The Wicked
Prophet executes a GNASHING OF THE TEETH....
Phat Sol
executes a Throw Out Of Ring....
The
Wicked Prophet is on the outside. The
ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...
The
Wicked Prophet makes it back into the ring at the 5 count.
=====
In the 15th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled DC
Phat Sol
rolled OC.
Phat Sol
executes a Bodyslam....
The Wicked
Prophet absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 16th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Phat Sol
rolled OC.
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPTISM OF FIRE....
Phat Sol
executes a Choke on Ropes....
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Phat Sol
rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet executes a SMITE....
Phat Sol
absorbs the punishment.
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Phat
Sol kicks out of the pin!
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In the 18th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled DC
Phat Sol
rolled OC/TT
Phat Sol
executes a Vertical Suplex....
The Wicked
Prophet absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 19th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet rolled OC.
Phat Sol
rolled DC
The Wicked
Prophet smashed Phat in the head with his scepter and then executes a PROP
8....
Phat Sol
absorbs the punishment.
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Phat
Sol was pinned by The Wicked Prophet!!!
The
Wicked Prophet wins with a PROP 8 over Phat Sol!!!
The
King, the Wicked Prophet gets the win and retains his title. The fans boo as the champ holds his title
high. And with that, our show comes to
an end.
Stay
tuned as the Go Home Show is up next followed by the PPV Reigning Royalty.
