Marc: Another great
tribute to a man that left us too soon.
Derek: I totally agree but he died as he lived. And he will never be forgotten.
Marc: That is for sure.
Derek: I’m being told that Master Bull is on his way
out.
Master Bull
comes out and heads to the ring. “Welcome
everyone to Wrestlemania Day 4. We have
had a hell of an event these last 3 days.
Today will be no different except today, we will finally see who will be
the GM for the HWF and CSWA…either myself or this man…” ‘Voodoo Child’ blares and out comes the
Immortal Hulk Hogan. He makes his way to
the ring. “Brother, brother, brother…Hulk
is in the HOOOOOUSE. Bull is
right. We have a great lineup today and
at least one thing will be determined tonight and that is one of us will be the
one and only GM.” Master Bull interjects
“Team Hogan vs Team Master Bull…one winner and one old, balding has-been with a
bad hip.” Hogan is shocked “You’re not
balding; a little grey but I’d say you still have hair on your head.” Everyone gets a good laugh at that. Hogan continues “You know, let’s get out of
this ring and hand the show back over to our guest announcers. Guys, take it away.” Hogan and Master Bull leave the ring.
Marc: We’re ready to get this show underway.
Derek: Let’s get this party started.
Match #1: The show starts off with a 6-man match with
Jack Swagger, the Miz and Rockstar Spud taking on the team of Kazarian, Tensai
and Wade Barrett. In 12 minutes,
Kazarian nails Spud with a spin kick and makes the cover to get the win for his
team.
Derek: Kazarian is the bomb. He just wiped the mat with Spud.
Marc: That he did.
It looks like our next match is going to be the Women’s Battle Royal. If I understand it correctly, the winner of
this event will get a shot at either the Diva’s title or the Women’s
title. Their choice.
Derek: Here come the gorgeous ladies…one and all.
Match #2: 14 competitors including both the Women’s and
Diva’s champions participated in this event.
Interesting to note that Raquel eliminated Fusion Valentine and Raquel
was in turn eliminated by Cactus Jackie, Gail Kim and ODB both eliminated each
other. The final two participants were
Alicia Fox and Layla El. In the end,
former champion Layla El walks out victorious.
Dangerous Derek hops to the ring to interview her.
Derek: Layla, you are the winner of the battle
royal. Do you know who you want to go
after?
Layla: You know, I’d like to say that witch who
robbed me of my title the first time around Ravishing Raquel but instead, want
to go after the placemat holding my title.
Gail Kim, that belt will be mine again.
I promise you that.
Marc: It’s official. Layla has challenged Gail Kim for the Women’s
title. And now, back to the action.
Match #3: Our next 6 man match is next. First batch of participants are Jay Lethal,
Big E and Eric Young. Next out comes
Christopher Daniels and King Mo. Someone
is missing. Master Bull comes out and
announces a surprise entrant into this event.
It is a new hire by the name of Bo Dallas. This is Bo’s first match in the big
leagues. In 16 minutes, King Mo gets the
pin on Eric Young after EY was pinned by a modified klingman anklelock.
Derek: The
newcomer Bo Dallas gets himself some good in-ring time.
Marc: Aligning himself with King Mo and the Fallen
Angel didn’t hurt either.
Derek: You got that right. As we move on to the fourth match of the
night, this is one that everyone’s been waiting for. World Champion vs Word Champion – representing
the HWF is Brock Lesnar and representing the CSWA is the Undertaker. One man walks out with both titles and then
goes on to meet Kane for the Undisputed champion.
Marc: If memory serves, the last man to hold all
three titles at once was Chris Benoit.
Mohammed Hassan also did.
Derek: I believe you are right but it’s been a long
time..I may have to Google ™ it.
Marc: Ha ha.
Match #4: The Beast Brock Lesnar comes out first and is
pacing in the ring waiting for his opponent.
The lights go dim and blue and out comes the Undertaker with a bunch of
his druids. He makes the slow procession
to the ring. Brock is pacing like a
caged animal. Undertaker gets in the
ring and raises his arms and the lights go up.
Hulk Hogan comes
out. “One moment there brother. There is way too much riding on this match so
we are making this a 60 minute no DQ match.
We want a winner so make this good.”
He then leaves so the match can begin.
Brock Lesnar executes a PRESS
AND SLAM....
The Undertaker neutralizes
PRESS AND SLAM.
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The Undertaker executes a SLAM
INTO CORNER....
Brock Lesnar executes a MONKEY
FLIP....
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The Undertaker executes a
TRIANGLE CHOKE....
Brock Lesnar executes a
POWERBOMB....
The Undertaker straps in
the TRIANGLE CHOKE.
Brock Lesnar does not
submit!
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The Undertaker executes a
THROAT CHOKE....
Brock Lesnar attempts to
defend against THROAT CHOKE but is unsuccessful.
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The Undertaker executes a THE
LAST RIDE....
Brock Lesnar absorbs the
punishment.
The Undertaker is
attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Brock Lesnar kicks out of
the pin!
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The Undertaker executes a
THROW OUT OF RING....
Brock Lesnar absorbs the
punishment.
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The Undertaker executes a
THROAT LIFT....
Brock Lesnar reverses THROAT
LIFT!
Brock Lesnar executes a POWER
CLOTHESLINE....
The Undertaker attempts to
defend against POWER CLOTHESLINE but is unsuccessful.
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The Undertaker executes a
CLOTHESLINE....
Brock Lesnar absorbs the
punishment.
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The Undertaker executes a HIT
WITH URN....
Brock Lesnar executes a PRESS
AND SLAM....
Brock Lesnar is attempting
a pin!!!
1...
The Undertaker kicks out of
the pin!
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Brock Lesnar executes a POWER
CLOTHESLINE....
The Undertaker absorbs the
punishment.
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The Undertaker executes a
CHOKE SLAM....
Brock Lesnar attempts to
defend against CHOKE SLAM but is unsuccessful.
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The Undertaker executes a
CLOTHESLINE....
Brock Lesnar executes a
F-5....
Brock Lesnar is attempting
a pin!!!
1...2...
The Undertaker kicks out of
the pin! Brock can’t believe it.
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The Undertaker executes a
THROW OUT OF RING....
Brock Lesnar executes a POWER
CLOTHESLINE....
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The Undertaker executes a
TRIANGLE CHOKE....
Brock Lesnar executes a
POWERSLAM....
The Undertaker straps in
the TRIANGLE CHOKE.
Brock Lesnar does not
submit!
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The Undertaker executes a
THROW OUT OF RING....
Brock Lesnar reverses THROW
OUT OF RING!
Both men battle on the
outside of the ring
Brock Lesnar executes a
POWERBOMB on the floor...
The Undertaker absorbs the
punishment.
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Brock Lesnar drags Undertaker
back in the ring and executes a POWER CLOTHESLINE. He then stands there and showboats.
The Undertaker sits up and
peppers Brock with lefts and rights before executing a TOMBSTONE
PILEDRIVER. Brock Lesnar still
stirs. Undertaker hits a second TOMBSTONE
PILEDRIVER. Brock is still
stirring. Undertaker executes a THIRD
TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER.
The Undertaker is
attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Brock Lesnar was pinned by
The Undertaker!!!
The Undertaker wins with a TOMBSTONE
PILEDRIVER over Brock Lesnar!!! Undertaker has just won the HWF World
title. He will now go on to meet Kane in
the Main event for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
Marc: Holy Crap!
Undertaker has just beaten the Beast.
Derek: The unthinkable just happened. The deadman has defeated the monster.
Marc: I can’t believe it.
Derek: Seeing is believing and I believe in the
Undertaker.
Marc: Hot damn.
I guess we’re ready for our next match.
Derek: Yep, Team Master Bull vs Team Hogan. This match will be one of three that will
determine who the new GM is going to be.
Hulk Hogan comes
out. “To all my Hulkamaniacs in the building: Team Hogan will bring home a victory. I am proud to announce my team. First, I have Mark Henry.” Henry comes out, shakes Hogan’s hand and then
heads to the ring. “Next, I have
Hernandez.” Hernandez follows suit. “Third, I have Abyss.” Abyss stares at Hogan and then heads to the
ring. “And for my two final
teammates. Hulkamanics around the world….I
give you…The PICK and the AXE.” Dirk
Devon and the Axe come out. They shake
Hogan’s hand and head to the ring.
Derek: Damn, I though Bull suspended the Axe.
Marc: Nope, I guess Hogan gave him a reprieve.
Master Bull then
comes out. “Well Hogan, I see you
brought back the Axe. That’s fine. For you see, I have a surprise of my
own. First, I have Ken Anderson, Kofi
Kingston, R-Truth and Dolph Ziggler.”
All four men come out and shake Bull’s hand and head to the ring. “My final participants in tonight’s action is
returning from a long absence. He is a
former World Champion. I give you….Rob
Van Dam.” Van Dam’s music hits and the
fans pop big time. Hogan is irate.
Marc: The Return of Mr. Monday Night Rob Van Dam.
Derek: But it’s not Monday, it’s Sunday.
Marc: Nevertheless, RVD is back in the house and I’m
sure Team Bull is ready.
Derek: I sure hope so. Not sure what will happen if Hogan takes
over. Just remember WCW.
Match #5 begins
with all 10 men brawling in the ring.
The ref finally restores order.
This is done Survivor Series style meaning it is an elimination
match. First eliminated is Hernandez by
Ken Anderson. Immediately after that,
Anderson is eliminated by the Pick. Next
out is R-Truth by Abyss. Abyss is then
eliminated by RVD. RVD then eliminates
Mark Henry. The Axe comes in and eliminates Dolph Ziggler. Pick and the Axe then team up to eliminate
RVD. Kofi is in quickly and eliminates the
Pick. That leaves Kofi vs the Axe. Kofi goes to the top rope and does a leap and
the Axe catches him with a superkick.
Axe makes the cover and 3 seconds later, secures the win for Team Hogan.
Derek: Oh my.
Marc: I’m at a loss for words. Hogan has just guaranteed himself 50% of the
managerial rights. If he correctly
picked the other two…
Derek: We could see a changing of the guard…for
sure.
Marc: We’re on to our next match and that is Team
Respect taking on the A-Team. With the
untimely passing of the Ultimate Warrior, that left a vacancy on Page’s
team. I hope he found someone good to
take his place.
Match #6 begins
with the A-Team making their way to ringside.
“Hey Page, I sure hope you found someone to team with you. I would hate for the 3 of us to pick you
apart.” DDP comes out. “You know something you snot-nosed brat, I do
have 2 great partners that I know I can rely on. First, the man who wanted another shot at
Wrestlemania, my good friend….Jake “the snake” Roberts.” Jake comes out to a huge pop and he had
Damian (his snake) with him. Jake stands
with him on the stage. “Now, for my next
partner. If you’ve been around, you’ve seen him but he’s been on
a hiatus. It is my pleasure to welcome
back none other than ….The SUPER WARRIOR!
Super Warrior comes out wearing an Ultimate Warrior shirt and waving an
Ultimate Warrior flag (in case you forgot, he was UW’s number one fan). SW points to the heavens and looks up;
honoring his mentor. Team Respect is now
complete. They head to the ring. The lights dim as the Ultimate Warrior’s
picture shows again.
The match begins
with Jake attacking Austin Aries. He
throws him to the ropes and delivers a quick kick to the gut. He goes for a DDT but Aries sneaks out. Jake makes the tag to the Super Warrior. Aries tags in Alberto Del Rio. A voice blares through the speakers and an
image is shown on the Omegatron. “Oh
Jake, are you missing something?” the voice says. The person is holding the bag with Damian in
it. Page tells him to go get his
snake. Jake takes off for the back. In the ring, Super Warrior and Del Rio are
going at it. SW blinds Alberto with his
Dingo War Flags but Del Rio hurls SW over the top rope. He tags in Antonio Cesaro. Del Rio jumps down from the ring and
continues his assault on SW. The two end
up brawling to the back. Page is on his
own. Cesaro and Aries double team Page
until Aries eats a Diamond Cutter. He
rolls out of the ring and falls to the ground.
Cesaro goes on the offensive and nails a Cradle facebuster. He puts his feet on the ropes and the ref
(who never sees it) counts 1…2….3. The
A-Team has just defeated Team Respect.
Page is understandably upset as his two teammates abandoned him. I’m sure he’ll have words for them later.
Match #7 is for
the World Tag Team Championships. The
champs Prestige Inc (King Damian Sandow and Magnus) comes out first. They are then followed by the challengers
VamChango (Senor Vampiro and El Chango).
Damien Sandow rolled OC.
El Chango rolled OC/TT
VamChango grab Magnus and hit a
spike piledriver on the concrete. Magnus injured for 10 rounds!!!
Damien Sandow executes a
SPINNING ELBOW DROP....
El Chango executes a FLYING
SPINNING HEEL KICK....
Damien Sandow is attempting
a pin!!!
1...2...
El Chango kicks out of the
pin!
Magnus is injured for 9 more
rounds.
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El Chango executes a SHOOTING
STAR PRESS....
Damien Sandow attempts to
defend against SHOOTING STAR PRESS but is unsuccessful.
El Chango is attempting a
pin!!!
1...
Damien Sandow kicks out of the
pin!
El Chango tags out to Senor
Vampiro
Magnus is injured for 8 more
rounds.
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Damien Sandow executes a KNEE
DROP....
Senor Vampiro executes a 3
INCH PUNCH....
Senor Vampiro is attempting
a pin!!!
1...2...
Damien Sandow kicks out of
the pin!
Magnus is injured for 7 more
rounds.
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Damien Sandow executes a
SPINNING ELBOW DROP....
Senor Vampiro attempts to
defend against SPINNING ELBOW DROP but is unsuccessful.
Damien Sandow is attempting
a pin!!!
1...2...
Senor Vampiro kicks out of
the pin!
Magnus is injured for 6 more
rounds.
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Damien Sandow executes a CHOKE
ON ROPES....
Senor Vampiro attempts to
defend against CHOKE ON ROPES but is unsuccessful.
Magnus is injured for 5 more
rounds.
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Damien Sandow executes a BOOT
TO GUT....
Senor Vampiro executes a
MEXICAN FACEBUSTER....
Senor Vampiro tags out to El
Chango
Magnus is injured for 4 more
rounds.
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Damien Sandow executes a
RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP....
El Chango executes a FLYING
SPINNING HEEL KICK....
Magnus is injured for 3 more
rounds.
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Damien Sandow executes a
RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP....
El Chango absorbs the
punishment.
Magnus is injured for 2 more
rounds.
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Damien Sandow rolled DC
El Chango rolled OC/TT
El Chango, Senor Vampiro double teaming for 1 rounds.
El Chango is a offensive (OC)
double teamer.
El Chango executes a PHOENIX
SPLASH....
Senor Vampiro is a offensive
(OC) double teamer.
Senor Vampiro executes a SNAKE
CHARMER SLITHER....
Damien Sandow attempts to
defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.
Double teaming ends.
Magnus is injured for 1 more
rounds.
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El Chango executes a MUTA
LOCK....
Damien Sandow absorbs the
punishment.
El Chango tags out to Senor
Vampiro
Magnus is no longer injured.
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Damien Sandow executes a FULL
NELSON FACE SMASH....
Senor Vampiro executes a CRAZY
POWER BOMB....
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Damien Sandow executes a
PUMMELING FISTS....
Senor Vampiro executes a THE
PAIN KILLER....
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Damien Sandow executes a FULL
NELSON FACE SMASH....
Senor Vampiro executes a CRAZY
POWER BOMB....
Senor Vampiro tags out to El
Chango
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Damien Sandow executes a KNEE
DROP....
El Chango executes a THROW OUT
OF RING....
Damien Sandow is on the
outside. The ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...
Damien Sandow makes it back
into the ring at the 7 count.
El Chango tags out to Senor
Vampiro
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Damien Sandow rolled DC
Senor Vampiro rolled OC/TT
El Chango, Senor Vampiro double teaming for 1 rounds.
El Chango is a offensive (OC)
double teamer.
El Chango executes a DIVING
SPEAR....
Senor Vampiro is a offensive
(OC) double teamer.
Senor Vampiro executes a TOSS
OUT OF RING....
Damien Sandow attempts to
defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.
Damien Sandow is on the
outside. The ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...
Damien Sandow makes it back
into the ring at the 6 count.
Double teaming ends.
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Damien Sandow executes a FULL
NELSON FACE SMASH....
Senor Vampiro absorbs the
punishment.
Damien Sandow tags out to
Magnus
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Senor Vampiro executes a SNAKE
CHARMER SLITHER....
Magnus absorbs the punishment.
Senor Vampiro is attempting
a pin!!!
1...2...
Damien Sandow makes the
save!!!!!
Senor Vampiro tags out to El
Chango
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El Chango executes a FLYING
SPINNING HEEL KICK....
Magnus attempts to defend
against FLYING SPINNING HEEL KICK but is unsuccessful.
El Chango is attempting a
pin!!!
1...2...3
Magnus was pinned by El
Chango!!!
El Chango wins with a FLYING SPINNING
HEEL KICK over Magnus!!!
VamChango have just won the World Tag Team Titles. We have NEW CHAMPIONS!!!
Marc: Holy mackerel. They did it.
Derek: Senor Vampiro – your former announce partner –
is now one half of the World Tag team champions.
Marc: I may not like their attitude but you have to
give it to them. They are unstoppable.
Derek: It looks like we are getting ready for the
Andre the Giant invitational battle royal.
Marc: I do believe the cream of the crop are going
to be in this one.
Derek: You’re right. I believe that. Here are those who are competing in this one,
16 in all:
Rey Mysterio, Batista, Bobby Lashley,
Brock Lesnar, Jeff Hardy, John Cena, Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton, AJ Styles, Jack
Swagger, Mark Henry, Bully Ray, Kurt Angle, Ryback, Big Show and Samoa Joe.
Marc: This will be an action packed match.
Match #8: Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. In order of elimination: AJ Styles, John Cena, Kurt Angle, Ryback, Rey
Mysterio, Samoa Joe, Mark Henry, Daniel Bryan, Jack Swagger, Bully Ray, Big
Show, Randy Orton, Jeff Hardy and then Batista.
That left former World Champion Brock Lesnar vs Bobby Lashley. Lesnar has a lot of pent up anger from losing
to the Undertaker earlier on. He tried
to take it out on Bobby but Lashley was prepared. Bobby battled the monster and after hitting a
Dominator, gave Brock his second loss of the night. The winner of the 1st ever Andre
the Giant Memorial Battle Royal is Bobby Lashley.
Derek: A great win for Bobby Lashley.
Marc: He sure raised the attention of Brock Lesnar
though. Not sure if that is a good
thing.
Derek: Well, we’re on for our main event. The man with TWO world titles, The
Undertaker, takes on his “brother” the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion
Kane. Kane may be relatively fresh but
Undertaker is on a roll and I am not sure Kane can stop him.
Match #9: The Main Event: Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Kane vs THE
World Champion the Undertaker. This
match will be a no time limit, no DQ match.
The Undertaker executes a
CHOKE SLAM....
Kane attempts to defend
against CHOKE SLAM but is unsuccessful.
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Kane executes a SCOOP SLAM....
The Undertaker executes a
CHOKE SLAM....
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Kane executes a SHOVE DOWN....
The Undertaker executes a
THROW OUT OF RING....
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Kane executes a FACE RAKE....
The Undertaker executes a
THROAT LIFT....
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Kane executes a SCOOP SLAM....
The Undertaker executes a
CHOKE SLAM....
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Kane executes a THROW OUT OF
RING....
The Undertaker executes a THE
LAST RIDE....
The Undertaker is
attempting a pin!!!
1...
Kane kicks out of the pin!
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Kane executes a STAND ON
THROAT....
The Undertaker executes a THE
LAST RIDE....
The Undertaker is
attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Kane kicks out of the pin
(BARELY)!
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Kane executes a THROW OUT OF
RING....
The Undertaker executes a
THROAT CHOKE....
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Kane executes a FACE RAKE....
The Undertaker executes a
CHOKE SLAM....
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The Undertaker executes a
THROAT LIFT and then a CHOKESLAM.
Undertaker drags his thumb across his throat calling for the end. Undertaker picks up Kane and nails a
TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER.
Kane absorbs the punishment.
The Undertaker is
attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Kane was pinned by The
Undertaker!!!
The Undertaker wins with a THROAT LIFT
over Kane!!! Undertaker has just won
the Undisputed Heavyweight Title. He is
our TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION!
Marc: The Undertaker did it. I’m not sure how but he pulled it off.
Derek: I knew it all along. The Deadman is just unstoppable.
Marc: Congratulations to the Undertaker. Well deserved.
Derek: Well, all we have left is to see who our GM
is going to be going forward.
Marc: Here comes the lawyer along with Master Bull
and Hulk Hogan.
Derek: Let’s head to the ring.
Derek and Marc
join Bull, Hogan and the lawyer in the ring.
The lawyer starts. “Ok, Hogan,
you won the Team competition. You need to
have chosen the winner of the matches the fans voted on. If you did, you will gain managerial rights
to the HWF and CSWA. If you did not,
Master Bull will win it all.” Master
Bull takes over. “Ok, so the two matches
that received the highest amount of votes from the fans were…..Undertaker vs
Brock Lesnar and Team Respect vs A-Team.”
Bull was shocked. The lawyer took
the mic “Ok, Hogan, you chose….The Undertaker.”
Hogan points to his head smiling.
“You also chose…A-Team. Hulk
Hogan, you have chosen correctly on the two matches our fans voted for so that
means you are the one and ONLY General Manager for the HWF and CSWA.” ‘Real American’ begins blaring through the
loudspeakers. Hogan remains in the ring
posing. Master Bull and the lawyer both
leave.
Marc: Wow. Hulk
Hogan is now the one and only GM for the CSWA and the HWF.
Derek: God help us all.
Marc: Thank you for watching. For Dangerous Derek, I’m Marvelous Marc and
we wish you a pleasant evening.
Derek: God help us all.
