HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 12.4 – The Texas Tour part 3

Austin Show

Master Bull comes out and thanks the Austin crowd for coming out to support the CSWA and HWF.  He actually gets cheered from the audience (we didn’t think outside of Kansas City, MO this would happen).  Master Bull calls down “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild.  This time, Reid comes out with Ravishing Raquel and the rest of Prestige Inc.  Reid gets in the ring and demands his attacker come out and reveal his identity.  Our mystery guy comes out with what looks like a remote in his hand.  He clicks it but nothing happens.  He looks perplexed.  Master Bull then speaks “I figured out what you were doing and fixed it.  Now, reveal your identity before I unleash all these guys on you.”  The mystery guy turns around only to see 20 police.  He drops the remote and removes his hood.  *GASP*  It is none other than….the Super Warrior.  “Hear me my warriors.  I have shown all that this piece of no-good, worm-ridden maggot filth is what he truly is.  You  know the Warrior only speaks the truth and the truth is ME.  Rothchild, The Warrior is here to end your line of bullshit and will do that by removing you from the face of the earth.”  “You egotistical Son of a Bitch.  You steal my property and then you come out here cowering like a little child.  You want me gone?  You want my title?  Guess what?  Put your money where your mouth is.  My career vs yours.  I want you gone just as much so one of us will have a Merry Christmas and the other…well…will be on the unemployment line.”  “You are on maggot-meal.  See you in the ring.” 

Reid and Raquel have a seat at ringside at ringside as his teammates head to the ring for their title match against Champs Austin Aries and Alberto Del Rio.  In 17 minutes, Del Rio gets the pin after taking Magnus out with a Five-kick combination.  The champs celebrate as Prestige Inc heads to the back.

US Champion AJ Styles comes out for his match against Marshall William Pearl.  Pearl was accompanied by Cowboy Shizzle.  It only took 5 minutes to take out the Marshall.  Cowboy Shizzle did try to get involved and ate a Pele kick for his trouble.

At the PPV, one person will get a shot at Tensai and the IC title.  It will be either Randy Orton or former champion Jay Lethal.  To determine who gets to go on, the two had a match.  In 17 minutes, Orton secures his match at the PPV.

Next up is X-Division champion the Miz taking on Tyson Kidd.  In 11 minutes, Kidd gets the win after a swan dive elbow drop.  Miz gets his immediate rematch.  17 minutes later, Tyson nails the Code Blue and officially takes possession of the title.

After coming off a successful defense (he did walk out with it) of his title, Champ Ezekiel Jackson took on his largest opponent to date…Mark Henry.    The monster Henry tosses Jackson around like a rag doll for 5 minutes before locking in a bearhug.  Jackson taps out.  He gets his immediate rematch.  Jackson fights back like a madman but Henry power-throws him out of the ring.  Jackson gets counted out.  Henry is the new CSWA World Heavyweight Champion.

We are coming down to the wire and more and more people are wanting to be on the Starcade card.  The next match had Daniel Bryan challenging Mr. Wrestling 4 for 4’s North American title shot.  As 4 was making his way to the ring, the Man in Black attacked him with a steel chair.  MIB tossed 4 into the ring.  Daniel Bryan then applies the Yes Lock and 4 taps out.  Bryan is going to Starcade for a title match.  MIB attacks 4 again and drops him with a  DDT.

Next up is Christian challenging Big Show for his title shot.  In only 5 minutes, Christian hits a springboard plancha and takes Show’s title future.

Our second to last match has HWF World Champ Rey Mysterio defending his title against Kane.  In 15 minutes after hitting a clothesline from the top rope, Kane pins the champ.  Mysterio gets his immediate rematch.  Just as the bell rings, Kane ties Rey up in the ropes and then walks out.  Rey can’t get himself free and Kane heads to the back.  The bell rings and Kane is counted out.  This also means that Kane is the HWF World Heavyweight Champion.

Master Bull was a bit disappointed that both Mysterio and Big Show are off the PPV so he decided to make them a team and they would challenge the A-Team for the World tag team titles.

The main event of the evening is Casey Jones vs Mankind.  Casey is 1-1 against the Faces of Foley.  The match was a let down.  The match only went 2 minutes but what transpired afterwards was more entertaining.  The first minute Mankind spent choking Casey on the ropes, in the corner and on the mat.  As soon as he let up, he locks in the Mandible Claw and gets Casey to tap out.  Mankind then drops Casey with a double underhook DDT.  He removes his mask and “out” comes Mick Foley.  Foley stomps away on Casey  and then takes him to the outside.  He bodyslams him on the concrete and then places him on the Spanish announce table.  Foley then channeled his 3 faces (Dude Love, Mankind and Cactus Jack) and went to the top rope.  He then lept and hit a flying elbow smash.  Both men went through the table.  The show went off the air with both men being helped out by EMT’s.

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned as Starcade is just around the corner.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 12.4 – The Texas Tour Part 2

San Antonio Show

San Antonio kicks off with the arrival of CM Punk.  Punk calls out Sin Cara and challenges him for his title shot for the Internet Media title.  In 19 minutes, Punk nails a punk-handle piledriver and secures himself a title shot.  Punk tells Roode that he will be walking out with that title.

Last show John Cena secured himself a title shot by defeating Ryback. Today, he is challenged by former champion Kurt Angle.  In 14 minutes, Cena rolls up Angle for the pin after a huge kick to the gut.

The third match has the Internet Media Champion Bobby Roode taking on Wade Barrett.  In 7 minutes, Roode retains the title after beating down Wade with clubbing fists.

Match number 4 has North American Champion El Chango w/Handsome G taking on Roman Reigns from the Shield.  For 16 minutes, Reigns beat the holy tar out of Chango.  At the 17^th minute, Chango nails a shooting star press onto Reigns on the floor.  Handsome G tosses Chango back in the ring just as the ref counts to 10.  El Chango retains the title via countout.

Reid Rothchild started to make his way down towards the ring when our mysterious attackers takes Reid down with a chair.  He goes to unmask himself again and those darn lights decided to cut out again.  They come back on seconds later but our mystery person is just seen walking to the back. We don’t get to see his face.

Next up is the European Champion Magnus from Prestige Inc taking on Kazarian.  In 27 minutes, Kaz manages to hit a slingshot elbow smash and pin the champion for the title.  Magnus gets an immediate rematch.  In 20 minutes, Kazarian officially ends Magnus’ reign with a spin kick.  Kazarian is the new European Champion. 

King Damian Sandow challenged Cody Rhodes for his title shot.  In 8 minutes, King Damian defeats Cody Rhodes with a full nelson face smash.  His Royalness is back in line for the European title.

Hot on the heels of this match is Intercontinental Champion Jay Lethal taking on Tensai.  In 13 minutes, Lethal misses a huge splash and Tensai follows it up with a splash.  He pins the champ who could not be beaten.  Lethal gets his immediate rematch.  After 2 minutes, Tensai walks away and gets counted out.  Tensai loses the match but is officially the new Intercontinental Champion.

Our second to last match has Casey Jones vs Cactus Jack at the Battle of the Alamo.  Cactus starts the match and immediately begins to bleed (probably from the beatdown Dude Love took).  The match only goes for 6 minutes and Casey secures a win after nailing a flying elbow drop.  He picks up Cactus only to DDT him on a chair. 

The final match of this show is CSWA World champ Ezekiel Jackson vs John Cena.  The champ goes toe to toe with Cena but decides to abandon his match after getting tossed out of the ring two consecutive times.  Cena wins the match but not the title.

Part 3 to follow

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 12.4 – The Texas Tour part one

Hi everyone and welcome back to our newsletter.  In this issue, we will recap the Texas tour and start on the road to Starcade.  During this tour, the shows took place in Dallas, San Antonio and Austin.  Starcade week will begin with Day 1 taking place in Humble, Tx, the original home of the HWF.  Then it will be on to Colorado Springs for Day 2 (the birthplace of the CSWA) and finally, Day 3 finishing up in sunny Phoenix, AZ. 

Texas Tour

           

Dallas Show

The Dallas show began with Master Bull making his regularly scheduled appearance.  “Welcome fans of the Largest state in the US – The Almighty Texas.  During this tour, we will see some scores settled and others continuing on only to come to a head at Starcade.  Here in Dallas, you will see Casey Jones (big pop) take on one of Mick Foley’s former faces – Dude Love.  Also on the show, you will see some titles defended and some champions in non-title matches.  We will see Gail Kim take on Ravishing Raquel in a non-title match.  Also, CSWA World Champion Kurt Angle is going all Iron Man, meaning he will be wrestling at every show leading up to the PPV.  He says he’s up to the challenge.  With all that out of the way, let’s get on with the action.

Just then, the Omegatron comes on and it’s all scrambled but slowly comes into focus and standing in the middle of a room is the Man in Black.  He begins to speak “Mr. Wrestling 4: more like Mr. Wrestling Joke.  You truly are pathetic.  You keep calling me out but never offer anything in return.  I will make you this offer one time and one time only.  You want me in the ring?  You want to unmask me?  You just want a shot at me?  Fine…BUT you will put up something near and dear to you in exchange.  If you lose, your wife (yes, I know exactly who you are) will become my valet.  She will do my bidding, carry my bags, do my laundry…anything I want.”  He is then interrupted by Mr. Wrestling 4 who made his way to the ring.  “Are you INSANE?  I am NOT putting my family in the middle of this.  Of all the nerve…” “Give it a rest chump.” The man in black interjected.  “I wanted to see how far you’d be willing to go.  No family?  Fine.  It will then be the only other thing that has any meaning…Your Career.  You want me in a match, then it will be Career vs Mask.  One of us will walk out the victor and the other will be, to steal a quote from a human wrecking machine, ‘just another victim.’”  “I accept you asshole.  See you in the ring.”  The Omegatron went dark and Mr. Wrestling 4 headed to the back.

The first match on the card is for the 6 Man Tag team titles.  The champions Samoa Joe and the Uso’s take on the Shield.  Samoa Joe hits a savate kick on Rollins and Jey Uso tosses him to the hard floor.  They then brawl with Ambrose and Reigns and Seth gets counted out.  The champs retain in about 45 seconds.

Our second match is between Casey Jones vs Dude Love.  This one goes a quick 8 minutes and after the Dudster hits Casey with a piledriver, he puts his feet on the ropes and gets a fast 1-2-3.  Casey doesn’t complain but he grabs a chair and blasts Dude Love with it.  Dude is out cold.  Casey celebrates with the fans and motions “one down, 3 to go”.

The third match is a grudge match between the current and former Womens’ champions.  Gail Kim and Ravishing Raquel (with her husband Reid at ringside) had a slobberknocker.  In a very close 9 minute match (points were 47 to 46) Reid distracts Gail and that allows Raquel to lock in the Ravishing Chickenwing.  Kim taps out.  Raquel gets the win but Gail immediately takes her down with a vicious clothesline.  Gail is yelling at Raquel “This is why I’m the champ and you’re not”.  All parties eventually leave.  Just as Raquel and Reid make it to the top of the ramp, a mysterious figure comes out and blasts Reid with a chair.  He’s wearing a mask but takes it off after he sees Reid outcold.  He unmaskes and it is none other than…..Oops, the lights cut out and we don’t get to see who this was.  Our guess it is the person who stole Reid’s title.

In the back, Master Bull has asked all the wrestlers being accused of stealing Reid’s title to come to his office.   He did not see what just transpired.  In the room are Bull, Mike “the Axe” Medley, Donnie B, Negronomicon (on a different side of the room), John Cena and the Super Warrior.  Chris Jericho is not present since he is on tour (confirmed by multiple sources).  Also absent is Uncle Nova.  Nova went quickly into retirement and no one has heard a peep from him.  Master Bull looks at Cena and says “Did you really make that comment about Reid’s title?”  Cena replied “Yeah, well, you’ve seen that title right?  It’s just a flimsy piece of plastic.”  Both men chuckled.  Master Bull said John could leave as he had to go get ready for his upcoming match.  Negronomicon said he didn’t have time for this and stormed out.  He was followed by the Axe as he said he had a plane to catch.  This left Super Warrior, Donnie B and Master Bull.  Super Warrior just sat there and grunted and breathed loudly.  Donnie B said “You know, I put that whole parking space thing behind me.  I’ve got the Negronomicon to deal with and at Starcade, I promise to end him once and for all.”  Donnie B and Master Bull then left leaving the Super Warrior behind in the office grunting.

Next on the card is John Cena challenging Ryback for his title shot.  The match goes 16 minutes and after an F-U, Ryback is screwed out of his title shot.  John Cena takes the spot.

Next has the Undertaker challenging AJ Styles for his spot in the lineup for World title matches.  In 11 minutes, the dead man secures a win over the US champion and moving up the rankings.  AJ’s title was not on the line.

The main event has World Champion Kurt Angle taking on Ezekiel Jackson for the CSWA World title.  In 10 minutes, Jackson gets a lucky shot in and pins Angle.  Angle gets his immediate rematch.  After 6 minutes, Jackson gets himself counted out and he is the NEW World Champion.  So I guess this means that Jackson will be defending the title going forward.  

Part 2 to follow