Sunday, October 27, 2013

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 10.07: Revenge Part 3 of 3



Next up is World Champion vs World Champion with Brock Lesnar taking on newly crowned CSWA World Champion John Cena.  The match is set up in a Hell in a Cell. We should acknowledge that the crew setting up all these matches and stipulations were really on top of their game.  These people are a real credit to ring crew.

Brock Lesnar executes a POWER CLOTHESLINE....
John Cena executes a SIDE SUPLEX....

Brock Lesnar executes a HURL OUT OF RING....

Brock Lesnar executes a POWERBOMB....

Brock Lesnar executes a POWERSLAM....
John Cena executes a TOSS OUT OF RING....

John Cena executes a STOMP TO FACE....
Brock Lesnar reverses STOMP TO FACE!
Brock Lesnar executes a HANG FROM CELL-KICK ONCOMING FOE....

Brock Lesnar is attempting a pin!!!

1...
John Cena kicks out of the pin!

John Cena executes a KNUCKLE JAM....

John Cena executes a RAP WITH THE CROWD....

Brock Lesnar executes a F-5....

Brock Lesnar is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...
John Cena kicks out of the pin!

Brock Lesnar executes a BODYSLAM OPPONENT ON TOP OF CELL....
John Cena executes a RAP WITH THE CROWD....

Brock Lesnar executes a POWERBOMB....

Brock Lesnar executes a RAKE EYES ALONG STEEL MESH - BLIND....
John Cena executes a STOMP TO GUT....

Brock Lesnar executes a RAKE EYES ALONG STEEL MESH - BLIND....
John Cena reverses RAKE EYES ALONG STEEL MESH - BLIND!
John Cena executes a KNUCKLE JAM....

Brock Lesnar executes a POWERBOMB....

Brock Lesnar executes a HURL OUT OF RING....

John Cena executes a SIDE SUPLEX....

John Cena executes a RAP WITH THE CROWD....

Brock Lesnar executes a HURL OUT OF RING....

Brock Lesnar executes a CHOKE ON ROPES....
John Cena executes a STOMP TO GUT....

John Cena executes a SIDE SUPLEX....

Brock Lesnar executes a PRESS AND SLAM OUT OF RING....
John Cena executes a CHOKESLAM THROUGH CELL ROOF - INJURE FOE....
John Cena scores 20 points.

Brock Lesnar scores 7 points.

John Cena is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3
Brock Lesnar was pinned by John Cena!!!


John Cena wins with a CHOKESLAM THROUGH CELL ROOF - INJURE FOE over Brock Lesnar!!!

John Cena gets the win in this brutal battle and will go on to meet Christian for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.

Brian: Wow, a huge match between the World Champions.
Marc: Brock is injured and it is only a matter of time to see how this will play out.  World Champions are required to defend their titles at least once every 30 days.  If he cannot, what does that mean?
Brian: A great question my friend that will only be answered when it can.

The US title is on the line with AJ Styles defending it against Curtis Axel in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match.

AJ controlled this match from the start of the bell but the challenger stepped up to the challenge.  At about the 15 minute mark, Axel uses a ladder as a battering ram on the champion.  AJ shrugs it off and then hits a Styles Clash on that very same ladder.  Axel crumples up into the fetus position in tremendous pain.  AJ goes for the pin and gets the 1-2-3.  AJ retains his title.

Jay Lethal is up next defending the Intercontinental title against Shelton Benjamin in a Ladder Match.  Shelton gets on the mic and promises that he will win the title.  If he does not, he will leave.  This prompted the Hardys to come out and ask what he thought he was doing as they are a 6 man tag team.  Benjamin says he has this locked in the bag and promises to deliver.

As promised, Shelton controlled the match at every point.  The longer the match went though, there was more of a nod to the champion.  At the 15 minute mark, Lethal managed to knock Shelton off the ladder.  He then jumped and hit the Macho Elbow.  Lethal made the cover and then got the 1-2-3 and now it was time to get the belt hanging just above the ladder.  Lethal made the slow climb and managed to get the title down.  Jay Lethal retains the title and Shelton Benjamin is now out of a job.

Next up has Dean Ambrose defending the Internet Media title against Mr. Wrestling 4 in a Libyan Death match.  King Mo accompanies Mr. Wrestling 4 to ringside.


Dean Ambrose executes a KNIFE-EDGE CHOPS....

Dean Ambrose executes a CHOKE WITH BOOT....

Dean Ambrose executes a KNIFE-EDGE CHOPS....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a BODYSLAM ON PRESS TABLE....

Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER ....

Dean Ambrose executes a RAM TO BUCKLE....

Dean Ambrose executes a CHOKE WITH BOOT....

Dean Ambrose executes a CHOKE WITH BOOT....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) neutralizes CHOKE WITH BOOT.

Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a TRIPOLI AMBUSH FROM NON-INVOLVED WRESTLER (King Mo)....

Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a MW2 KNEELIFT....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...
Dean Ambrose kicks out of the pin!.

Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a MW3 SUPERKICK....
Dean Ambrose reverses MW3 SUPERKICK!
Dean Ambrose executes a CHOKE WITH BOOT....

Dean Ambrose executes a CHICKENWING FACEBUSTER....

Dean Ambrose executes a CHICKENWING FACEBUSTER....

Dean Ambrose executes a RAM TO BUCKLE....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER ....

Dean Ambrose executes a CLOTHESLINE....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a MW3 SUPERKICK....

Dean Ambrose executes a RAM TO BUCKLE....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER ....

Dean Ambrose executes a KNIFE-EDGE CHOPS....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER ....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) scores 6 points.

Dean Ambrose executes a CROSSFACE FOREARMS....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a MW3 SUPERKICK....

Dean Ambrose executes a TRIPOLI AMBUSH FROM NON-INVOLVED WRESTLER....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) reverses TRIPOLI AMBUSH FROM NON-INVOLVED WRESTLER!
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a DRAGONSCREW....

Dean Ambrose executes a CHOKE WITH BOOT....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) reverses CHOKE WITH BOOT!
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a MW3 DRIVER....

Dean Ambrose executes a CHICKENWING FACEBUSTER....

Dean Ambrose executes a CROSSFACE FOREARMS....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER....

Dean Ambrose executes a JUMPING STOMP....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a EIGHTH-ROW CHAIR SMASH....

Dean Ambrose executes a KNIFE-EDGE CHOPS....

Dean Ambrose executes a HEADBUTT....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) reverses HEADBUTT!
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a SMASH INTO STEPS....

Dean Ambrose executes a SHOVE FOE INTO REFEREE....

Dean Ambrose executes a CHICKENWING FACEBUSTER....

Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a THROW OUT OF RING....

Dean Ambrose executes a RAM TO BUCKLE....
Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a TOSS INTO CROWD....

Mr. Wrestling 4 (MW4) executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER ....

Dean Ambrose executes a CROSSFACE FOREARMS....

After 30 minutes, the match is declared a draw.

Dean Ambrose got lucky that he is walking away with his title.  Mr. Wrestling 4 really took the match to him.  All of a sudden, the man in black hits the ring and levels Mr. Wrestling 4 with a chair.  He hits him repeatedly until King Mo (who was not watching) charged the ring but the Man in Black was too quick and escaped unscathed.

Marc:  A fabulous retention of the title by Dean Ambrose.  I didn’t expect this one to go to the time limit.
Brian: Right Buddy but what about this man in black?  Who is he and why does he have it in for Mr. Wrestling 4?
Marc:  I don’t know.  I just don’t know.


We are down to the final 3 matches of this action packed evening.  Up next is Sheamus taking on the Undertaker in a Buried Alive match. 

The Undertaker executes a CLOTHESLINE....
Sheamus executes a DOUBLE AXE HANDLE....

Sheamus executes a FRONT POWERSLAM....
The Undertaker reverses FRONT POWERSLAM!
The Undertaker executes a STOMP INTO GRAVE....

The Undertaker executes a THE LAST RIDE....
Sheamus executes a CLUBBING FISTS TO CHEST....

The Undertaker is attempting a pin!!!

1...
Sheamus kicks out of the pin!

The Undertaker executes a HIT WITH URN....
Sheamus executes a CLUBBING FISTS TO CHEST....

The Undertaker executes a SLAM INTO CORNER....

Sheamus executes a CELTIC CROSS BOMB....
The Undertaker executes a TRIANGLE CHOKE.....

The Undertaker straps in the TRIANGLE CHOKE.
Sheamus submits!!!

The Undertaker is attempting to bury his opponent alive!
The Undertaker covers the grave!

The Undertaker wins with a Live Burial over Sheamus!!!

Marc:  A great win for a great wrestler.  The Undertaker was in rare form tonight.
Brian: I couldn’t agree with you more.  I wonder if this means he’s ready for full time action and maybe have a championship in his immediate future.
Marc:  Only time will tell my friend.

The 1st main event of the evening is John Cena vs Christian for the Undisputed Heavyweight title in a Double Hell in a Cell.  The winner of this match will be the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion.  The time limit on this one will be set at 60 minutes.  Christian, having lost the CSWA world title earlier in the evening seemed off his game even though he controlled the tempo of the match.  Around the 28 minute mark, Christian seemed to just stop; almost like he was going to let happen what happened next.  (Reminded this writer about when Ben Kenobi sacrificed himself to the lightsaber of Darth Vader). John Cena got him up and nailed the F-U.  Cena makes the cover and 1…2….3.  John Cena is the NEW UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!

Brian:  Oh My God.  Cena has done it twice in the same night.  Not only did he win the world title, he now owns the Undisputed title also.
Marc: And he put Brock Lesnar on the shelf.  For how long depends on the severity of his injuries.
Brian:  This has been a crazy night so far and we have one last match to go. 

In our 2nd Main Event, Negronomicon heads to the ring for his Cole Miners Glove match against “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild.  The camera pans to the audience and WHAT THE?...Sitting next to superfan Derek is….Jeff Meyers!  Fans around him are shaking his hand and patting him on the back welcoming him back to the sport.   Derek just sat there rolling his eyes.  Negronomicon heads over and starts to jaw jack.  He eventually gets in the ring.  Reid then heads down with Women’s Champion Ravishing Raquel.  He gets in the ring and the two of them start to square off.

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a THE ROTHCHILD STUNNER....
"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...
Negronomicon kicks out of the pin!

Negronomicon executes a SMASH WITH MINER'S HELMET....
"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild reverses SMASH WITH MINER'S HELMET!
"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a FLAIR FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK....
Negronomicon reverses FLAIR FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!
Negronomicon executes a THRUST KICK....

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a MICHAELS SUPERKICK....

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a SPINNAROONI....
Negronomicon executes a HURRICANRANA....

Negronomicon executes a THRUST KICK....

Negronomicon executes a THRUST KICK....

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a LOADED GLOVE LOW BLOW- FOE DOUBLED OVER....

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a HOGAN LEG DROP....


"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a SPINNAROONI....

Negronomicon executes a BLACK DOOM....

Negronomicon executes a THROW OUT OF RING....

Negronomicon executes a THRUST KICK....

Negronomicon executes a FLYING ELBOW....

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a BENOIT FLYING HEADBUTT....
Negronomicon executes a CLOSE-FISTED COAL MINER'S SLUGS....

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a ROCK BOTTOM....
Negronomicon executes a THRUST KICK....

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a FLAIR FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK....

Negronomicon executes a THRUST KICK....

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a THE ROTHCHILD STUNNER....
Negronomicon executes a HURRICANRANA....

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild is attempting a pin!!!

1...
Negronomicon kicks out of the pin!

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a THE ROTHCHILD STUNNER....

Negronomicon executes a SNAP SUPLEX....

Negronomicon is attempting a pin!!!

1...
"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild kicks out of the pin!

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a THROW OUT OF RING....
Negronomicon executes a DOOM BOMB....

  Negronomicon sees him and his jaw hits the ground. >

Reid then clocks Negronomicon with the coal miners glove.

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a MACHO MAN ELBOW DROP....

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild wins with a MACHO MAN ELBOW DROP over Negronomicon!!!

Rothchild stares at Donnie B but leaves without incident.  Master Bull makes his way to ringside.  Donnie B climbs in the ring and starts to remove the mask of the Negronomicon.  With the crowd pumped up, in one swift yank, he pulls the mask off.  There is a collective GASP when we see who has been under the hood all this time.  It’s none other than….Cowboy Shizzle.  Shizzle has been wrestling as the Cowboy and as the Negronomicon all this time.  Donnie B throws the mask at Master Bull and then leaves without comment.  Negronomicon starts to come to and with a look of shock on his face, realizes his mask is gone.  Master Bull climbs in the ring.  “What the hell is going on here?  You’re wrestling as 2 people?”  Negronomicon yanks the mic out of Master Bull’s hand.  “Yes, I did it.  I duped you.  I got you to sign me to two different contracts so I get paid DOUBLE the money.  This is my brilliant plan.  I expected to keep you in the dark forever if need be.  I didn’t think that sneaky bastard Donnie B would be the one to unmask me but what is done is done.  Oh, and by the way, Cowboy Shizzle was hurt earlier today so he won’t be wrestling for some time.  And the sweet thing about it all…I still get paid.  F*CK You.  I’m the G*ddamn NEGRONOMICON.  I do what I want, where I want.  And there ain’t SHIT you can do about it.  Jackass.”  Negronomicon grabbed his mask and then left the ring.  Master Bull was speechless.

Marc:  Oh My God.  Jeff Meyers and Donnie B back.  Negronomicon unmasked.  I can’t believe it.
Brian: I know buddy.  I’m glad to see the owners back but what does that mean?  Are they taking back their properties from Master Bull?  Is he done?
Marc:  You know, we still have the rest of the show to get through.  I’m sure Master Bull will have a message for everyone once things settle down.
Brian:  Thank you for watching the show.  Marc, it’s been my pleasure to call the event with you.
Marc:  Thanks Brian.  To all our fans, Thank you and be sure to stay tuned as I’m sure there will be fallout from the PPV.  Good Fight and…
Brian:  Good Night.