HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 09.03

Hello and welcome back to our (final) September newsletter.  We are finally getting caught up on the news so without further ado, let’s get right into it.

We have had a few performers move to the unemployment line.  The first was Devon Dudley.  This came from a tag team match against the Shield.  Master Bull said that one of the men (Bubba, Devon, Roman or Seth) would be heading to the unemployment line.  The Shield got the win after pinning Devon.  This immediately put Bubba Ray without a tag team partner.  Bubba went to the ring and said that since he could no longer go after the tag team titles with his only choice of a partner, he would go after singles.  He said that Brock Lesnar was bullying all the people in the HWF and it would take a Bully to take down a bully.  Bubba said that from now on, he would be known as (anti) Bully Ray and he was immediately throwing down a challenge to the HWF World Champion.  We’ll have to wait and see if Brock accepts the challenge.

The next person to retire is BJ Whitmer.  This one came from a match between Prestige Inc (Reid and Magnus) against BJ and Jeff Hardy.  Prestige got the win after Magnus hit a sitout powerbomb on BJ.  After the match, Jeff questioned BJ’s dedication and felt he let him down.  Jeff then attacked BJ and tossed him out of the ring.  Jeff then got on the mic and said he was putting the band back together.  Not only was he dedicating himself to tag team action, he would also be going after the 6 man titles too.  He announced his new tag team partners.  Out first came Shelton Benjamin.  Benjamin shooks hands with Jeff.  Jeff then announced the 3^rd member of the team and it is none other than his brother Matt Hardy.  Matt makes his return to the ring.  Master Bull makes his way out and welcomes Matt back to the HWF.  He then says we get to see them in action against Prestige Inc.   In 13 minutes, the team of the Hardys and Shelton Benjamin get the win after Jeff finished off Magnus with a slingshot suplex.

Cowboy James Storm came down and said that he was cashing in his title shot right here and now.  He called out the Intercontinental Champion Jay Lethal.  Storm has a beef to settle with Lethal and Jay hospitalized him after hitting him in the throat with the ringside bell.  Storm said that his contract also allowed him to pick the stipulation.  He said that this match will be a Lights Out match.  Lethal then added that it will be a best of 3 Falls.  The match began hard and fast after Lethal hit Storm with a piledriver on the concrete.  Storm somehow managed to smash Lethal’s head into the ringpost.  Both men are already bleeding.  The match went on for 5 minutes longer.  Storm connected with 2 superkicks and then broke a bottle over Lethal’s head.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3 and wins the first fall.  Fall #2 was decided to be ECW rules.  This one saw everything including the kitchen sink get used.  After 11 minutes of beating the hell out of each other, Lethal gets the pin after a flying elbow smash.  This led to the rubber match which would, of course, be settled in the confines of a steel cage but not just any cage, but a barb wire cage.   With the amount of blood lost by these two in the first two matches, it’s a wonder how they didn’t just pass out.  This one went 25 minutes and was just as action packed as the first two. 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE....

 

James Storm reverses DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE!

James Storm executes a HARD CHOPS....

 

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal neutralizes HARD CHOPS.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 4 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC/TT

 

James Storm executes a DIVE OVER NECK SNAP....

 

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal attempts to defend against DIVE OVER NECK SNAP but is unsuccessful.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 2 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC/TT

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a CHOKE BETWEEN ROPES AND BARBWIRE....

 

James Storm executes a SUPERKICK....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 14 points.

 

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...

James Storm kicks out of the pin!

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal gets 3 points for the pin attempt.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a FLYING ELBOW SMASH....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 10 points.

 

James Storm absorbs the punishment.

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

James Storm kicks out of the pin!

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal gets 5 points for the pin attempt.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a INVERTED SUPLEX....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 7 points.

 

James Storm absorbs the punishment.

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

James Storm executes a LASH OPPONENTS BACK WITH BARBWIRE -- DRAW BLOOD....

 

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal neutralizes LASH OPPONENTS BACK WITH BARBWIRE -- DRAW BLOOD.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 4 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled OC/TT

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a FLYING ELBOW SMASH....

 

James Storm executes a PECOS POWER SLAM....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 8 points.

 

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC/TT

 

James Storm executes a KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS....

 

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal attempts to defend against KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS but is unsuccessful.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 2 points.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 4 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC/TT

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a SUPERKICK....

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 8 points.

 

James Storm executes a EYE OF THE STORM....

James Storm scores 10 points.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 3 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC/TT

 

James Storm executes a HARD CHOPS....

 

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal absorbs the punishment.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 0 points.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 2 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a THROW OUT OF RING....

 

James Storm attempts to defend against THROW OUT OF RING but is unsuccessful.

James Storm scores 2 points.

 

 

Referee is incapacitated for 1 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a HIP TOSS....

 

James Storm reverses HIP TOSS!

James Storm executes a RIGHT FISTS....

 

James Storm scores 5 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal absorbs the punishment.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 0 points.

 

Referee is no longer incapacitated.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

James Storm executes a SUPERKICK....

 

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal attempts to defend against SUPERKICK but is unsuccessful.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 2 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a FLYING ELBOW SMASH....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 8 points.

 

James Storm absorbs the punishment.

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

James Storm executes a KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal reverses KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS!

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a SNAP SUPLEX....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 7 points.

 

James Storm absorbs the punishment.

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 4 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

James Storm executes a NA....

 

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal attempts to defend against NA but is unsuccessful.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 2 points.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 3 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a INVERTED SUPLEX....

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 7 points.

 

James Storm executes a EYE RAKE ON BARBWIRE....

James Storm scores 12 points.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 2 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled OC/TT

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a SNAP SUPLEX....

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 7 points.

 

James Storm executes a SUPERKICK....

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 1 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a LETHAL COMBINATION....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 8 points.

 

James Storm absorbs the punishment.

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Referee is no longer incapacitated.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

James Storm executes a DIVE OVER NECK SNAP....

 

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal attempts to defend against DIVE OVER NECK SNAP but is unsuccessful.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 2 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC/TT

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a HIP TOSS....

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 6 points.

 

James Storm executes a STOMP IN CORNER....

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE....

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 8 points.

 

James Storm executes a HARD CHOPS....

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a HIP TOSS....

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 6 points.

 

James Storm executes a DEATH SENTENCE....

James Storm scores 10 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

James Storm executes a IRISH WHIP OPPONENT INTO BARB WIRE....

 

James Storm scores 15 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal absorbs the punishment.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 0 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a LETHAL COMBINATION....

 

James Storm executes a CHOKE BETWEEN ROPES AND BARBWIRE....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 3 points.

 

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

James Storm was pinned by Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal!!!

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal is attempting to climb out of the cage!

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal climbs out of the cage!

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal wins with a Climb out of steel cage over James Storm!!!

 

Jay Lethal retains the Intercontinental Championship after 3 hard fought matches.  After the match, Lethal actually went over to shake Storm’s hand and received a superkick to the face for his efforts.  Storm managed to stumble to the back to receive medical attention.

Casey Jones was in the back talking to the Mexicali Flyers when all of a sudden, he is attacked by Mick Foley.  Foley hit Casey with a barbwire bat, a 2x4 wrapped in barb wire and then threw Casey into a fence wrapped in, yep, barb wire.  Casey was left a bleeding mess.  The Mexicali Flyers didn’t know what to do so they called in medical attention.

Fusion Valentine said that she would accept Spider Violet’s challenge but there needed to be something else on the line.  She told the Spider that if she wants this match so bad, she needs to put her career on the line.  As of this writing, we are still waiting for a response. 

Stay tuned.  We have more coming as October begins. 

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 09.02

Hi fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We apologize for the lack of information posted this month but “real life” surfaced and, well, you know how those things go.  Here are some of the goings-on that transpired over the last few weeks.

As posted in our last newsletter Brad Maddox and Mike “the Axe” Medley defeated the Shield to become the new World Tag Team Champions much to the chagrin of Master Bull.  Master Bull was looking for some way to get the belts off those two when the Mexicali Flyers walked by.  Master Bull called the Flyers aside and told them that they have been picked to face Medley and Maddox for the belts at the “Revenge: Day of Reckoning” PPV.  Handsome G caught up to them and explained it to the Flyers who were ecstatic.  Following behind them was El Chango.  Chango was told to head to the ring with the Flyers for 6-man competition. 

The Mexicali Flyers and El Chango came out with Handsome G.  They get to the ring and are wondering who their opponents are.  Out comes 3MB juking and jiving to their music.  It took 20 minutes with 3MB controlling the tempo of the match but Heath turned around and got super kicked out of the ring.  He ended up getting counted out and costing him team a win.  The Flyers and Chango celebrated in the ring with Handsome G.

Prestige Inc was in the back and Master Bull and said that they had a match.  “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild and King Damian Sandow has something else in mind.  “You know Master Bullshit” Reid began “we are Prestige Inc.  We do what we want, when we want.  We are not your stooges to do your bidding.”  Master Bull chimed in “Well, if you really feel that way, your team will be officially out of the 6 man tag team competitions.”  King Damian then replied “You can’t do that.  I don’t care if you carry some stupid title and think you’re the shit.  I am ROYALTY around here and expect you to give us the respect we not only deserve but are entitled to.”  Master Bull continued “If you want to be entitled to a job, I suggest you get to the ring for your match.  Oh, and by the way, it’s against the Shield.  And Raquel, you better get ready for your match as you will be up after them.”  Prestige Inc sat there fuming but ended up heading to the ring.

Prestige Inc came down for their 6 man tag team match against the Shield.  In a total ass-whupping, the Shield totally dominated Prestige Inc and after 37 minutes of beatdown, Roman Reigns gets the win after hitting a spear on Magnus.

As the 3 male members of Prestige Inc slinked to the back, Raquel stayed out there for her match.  She was told the title would be on the line against Alicia Fox.  This one was also a long match.  Alicia totally dominated the champion but Raquel refused to give up.  Alicia tried time and again to get a pin but Raquel would not stay down.  Just before the 30 minute time limit, Alicia hits a monkey flip and goes for a pin but Raquel was close to the ropes and grabbed them just as the bell rang signaling the end of the match.  This one goes to a time limit draw.  Raquel barely escapes with the title but Alicia will most likely receive a future title match.

Professor Cobra then made his way out to the ring and called down Eric Young.  Young made his way down.  Young basically said that this was all business and it’s not personal so he needs to give up stalking him.  Cobra wanted to know why EY was being such a dick.  EY told him to say that again; this time right to his face.  Cobra said “why…are …you…being…such…a…dick?”  EY then attacked Cobra and hit a low blow.  Cobra goes down and then EY hits his signature neckbreaker.   “How about that Professor?  You’ve been beaten by a ‘dick’”.  EY then left Cobra down and out in the ring.

Next on the card is Bran-Don-Goh taking on the Super Warrior.  In a 24 minute match, Bran-Don-Goh gets the win after hitting a leapfrog body guillotine.  After the match, he punted SW in the head.  He yelled at him that they weren’t finished and he left the ring.

Next up is Mr. Wrestling 4 in singles action.  He is accompanied by King Mo.  4 is in the ring waiting for his opponent when the man in black sneaks out from under the ring and levels 4 with a chair.  King Mo sees this and tries to grab the illusive mystery man but he is spry enough to get away.  We still don’t know who this guy is.  Looks like 4’s match is called off but instead King Mo says he’ll wrestle.  Out comes Samoa Joe.  King Mo took this one down the MMA route and kept the big Samoan off his game.  At the 15 minute mark, the man in black appeared at ringside again distracting him.  Joe took advantage and hit a muscle buster for the win.   Joe did not seem to be happy getting the win this way but he’ll take it.

Our second to last match has the World tag team champions Mike “the Axe” Medley and Brad Maddox taking on the Colons (Epico and Primo).  Maddox was sure to remind the ref that the match would only be 15 minutes long.  The champs took this match to the challengers and probably would have come off with a win but the time limit expired at 15 minutes.  They retained the titles via DRAW.

The main event of the evening is X-Division Champion ODB taking on former champion The Miz.  This is Miz’s chance to regain the belt he lost at the PPV.  It only took 7 minutes and a legsweep facebuster for Miz to get the title back.  Unfortunately, ODB got her immediate rematch.  Master Bull came out and said that this would be a no Countout match.  Miz had tried to leave 3x in the match but was forced to keep heading back in.  At the 15 minute mark, ODB hits a carpet facebuster on Miz and gets the 1-2-3.  Now it is time for the rubber match.  We head to a steel cage.  ODB has this look on her face like a tiger who’s been starved and now sees fresh meat.  Miz looked like he just wanted to get out of there.

The match begins with Miz grinding ODB’s face into the cage blinding her.  The fans boo him.  The Miz follows that up with a headscissors takedown and a legsweep facebuster.  He goes for the pin but ODB kicks out a 1.  ODB hits a TKO but falls down.  Miz then kicks her.  The fans boo even more.  Miz hits a headscissors takedown and ODB pulls out some brass knuckles and nails Miz drawing blood.  She goes for the pin but only gets 2.   She hits a fallaway slam and Miz battles back with a discus punch.   ODB hits a series of chops and Miz hits another discus punch.   ODB hits a fallaway slam and Miz nails a swinging neckbreaker.  ODB locks in a bearhug but Miz battles out and hits a headscissors takedown.  ODB goes for chops but Miz neutralizes them.   ODB hits a carpet facebuster but Miz hits a legsweep facebuster.  He goes for a pin but only gets 2.  ODB battles back and nails the Dirty Dozen.  Miz just takes it.  ODB goes for a dropkick but Miz moves and the ref eats it.  ODB locks in a bearhug but Miz hits a swinging neckbreaker.  ODB connects with a missile dropkick and Miz hits his basement dropkick twice.  ODB hits the carpet facebuster and Miz nails the skull crushing finale but there is no ref to make the count.  ODB hits a TKO and Miz takes her down with a headscissors twice.  He follows it up with a springboard legdrop and a discus punch.  He goes for a pin (the ref is finally up) but ODB kicks right out.  Miz hits a swinging neckbreaker but ODB nails the Dirty Dozen and goes for the pin but only gets 2.  ODB goes to grind Miz’s face in the cage but he blocks it and hits the Reality check out of nowhere.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  He rushes to the door and escapes the cage.  The Miz has won his title back.  What a match. 

That’s all for now.  Stay tuned as there is more news coming.