Hello fans and
welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter. With Master Bull relinquishing his co-GM spot
to prepare for his battle with Dash Woodbrick, that left an opening and one
person was not going to let the opportunity slip by. The show begins back in the office of GM Max
McGillicutty. He is approached by none
other than ‘Sassy’ Maxine DeVito. Maxine
says that with Bull gone, (Max corrects her stating he’s on temporary leave),
that means someone needs to be helping Max run the whole f’n show. Max
immediately becomes suspicious. “You get
booted out of the running for the ladies title and now you want to help me run
the show? Somehow, I don’t think you
could be un-biased.” Maxine shakes her
head. “You have it all wrong. I am not biased at all. In fact, I think I could do a better job than
Master Bull himself. All I need is a
chance to prove myself.” Max sits
back. “Ok, I will let you recommend what
you think tonight’s card should look like and I’ll see how it looks.” Maxine begins her prep.
“So, first, I
think J9 needs to get some air time so she should be in the opening match
against Felicia Cummings. Next, we need
the Anytime/Anywhere title defended so current champion Davis Hoffmeister
should take on former champ Phat Sol.
Third, Master Bull stated he needs to get warmed up. How about a match with one half of the Tag
Team Champs TNT? Fourth…who doesn’t want
to see fan favorites face off? So how
about Drew the Canadian Love Machine taking on Starbuck Steel with the winner
getting a shot at the TV title at the PPV?
We need some tag team action so what about the Smashers taking on 2
members of the Snake Pit? Lastly, our
illustrious Ladies Champion Korbi Kong will take on the Samoan Sarona
Reiher. How is that for a lineup?”
Max is
impressed. “You know, you do seem to
have a knack for this so here’s what we’ll do.
I will run with your suggestions.
If the show is a success, we will talk further.” Maxine smiles and says “It’s all I can ask.” She turns to leave and then an evil grin
crosses her face. Uh oh!
Our first match
kicks off with Felicia Cummings and her twin Betsy. The duo are booed as they head to the
ring. Once at the ring, the ref tried to
send Betsy from the ring but she went to sit at commentary so he allowed her to
stay. Next, J9’s music hit and she comes
out to a pop from the crowd. She makes
her way into the ring and Felicia attacks her starting off the match. Betsy distracted the ref a few times allowing
Felicia to get in some cheap shots. J9
began battling back and at the 13 minute mark, she hit a DDT on Felicia but she
was interrupted when Maxine DeVito came out.
She was questioning why Maxine was distracting everyone. Maxine made her way to the ring and the ref
stopped her from coming closer. That
allowed Felicia and Betsy to do the ol’ switcheroo. When J9 turned around, Betsy/Felicia hit an
illegal rollup (with a handful of tights) to get the 1-2-3. Betsy rolled out of the ring and Felicia
rolled back in. Felicia gets her arm raised
as the victor while J9 tried to complain to the ref. Betsy and Felicia left to go to the
back. Maxine smirked and then made her
own way back. J9 eventually
followed. (14 min)
Backstage, The
Masked Banana shows up and tries to dance with Maxine. She gets a disgusted look on her face and
walks away.
Next up, one half
of the Tag Team Champions TNT makes his way out to booing from the fans. As he walks to the ring, he holds up the tag
team title in their faces as he passes by.
He gets in the ring and continues to showboat. The music changes and out comes Master Bull
to a nice pop from the crowd. He
interacts with a few fans and makes his way to the ring. He enters the ring only to be ambushed by
TNT. Master Bull held his own against
TNT and the match was a lot closer than you think. We expected the tide to change when Dash
Woodbrick made his way out attempting to cause a distraction. Then Drew the Canadian Love Machine and
Anytime/Anywhere Champion Davis Hoffmeister came out to distract TNT (but
unlike Dash, they didn’t try to get involved in the match). At the 17 minute mark, TNT left the ring to
grab a chair but Dash talked him out of using it. TNT entered the ring again. Dash took the chair and as TNT distracted the
ref, Dash hit Master Bull with it.
However, he was not as sly as he thought he was and the ref saw it and
disqualified TNT for outside interference.
Drew and Davis chase TNT to the back.
Dash gets on a mic and tells Master Bull he’d better call his match with
the Slumberjack Jack Lumber down the middle or there will be hell to pay. Dash leaves.
Master Bull eventually recovers and leaves under his own power. (17 ½ min)
Backstage, there
is an altercation happening. The Banker
has attacked US Champion ‘the Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo trying to injure him
before their PPV match. The crafty Cajun
holds his own despite getting cut open.
Rad, yelling through his crimson mask, tells the Banker he’ll be
finished at the PPV.
The rematch for
the Anytime/Anywhere title starts backstage.
Davis is attacked by TNT and Scooter J for his interference in TNT’s
match earlier. (Maxine DeVito is seen
peeking around the corner watching with an evil smile on her face.) They drag him down to the ring and powerbomb
him through a table before rolling him back in the ring. Drew show up and chases the two off wildly
swinging a steel chair. Phat Sol comes
out and enters the ring. He asks for the
match to begin. He picks up Davis and we
can hear him say “I’m sorry it went down this way” and he hits Davis with the
Phat Phat. He makes the cover and gets
the 1-2-3. Phat Sol has regained the
Anytime/Anywhere title. The good
sportsman he is, he helped Davis to his feet and to the back.
Backstage, Drew is
still chasing the Tag Team Champs with a chair but they hop into a car and
drive off. Drew hurls the chair down in
frustration. He begins to walk back
inside when a car comes peeling around the corner and makes a beeline for
Drew. Drew manages to jump out of the
way at the last minute to prevent getting hit.
The car drives off again.
We are ready for
some Tag Team action. First, the
Smashers (#1 and 2) come out to massive booing from the fans. The flex their (unusually enhanced) muscles
taunting the fans. They enter the
ring. Next, the Snake Pit (Tobias, Niven
and Leiton) show up on the stage. They
‘rock/paper/scissors’ to see who will be wrestling in the match tonight. It looks like it’s going to be Tobias and Leiton. The trio do a fist bump and then Tobias and
Leiton head to the ring while Niven waits on the stage. This was nothing short of a
slobber-knocker. The two teams beat the
holy hell out of each other and 30 minutes later, the bell rang signaling the
time limit had expired but both teams still had something in the tank and the
kept fighting. Niven came down and
grabbed a steel chair. The Smashers then
left the ring without further altercation.
The Snake Pit do the fist bump again and then leave. (30 min draw)
Next up is our Fan
Favorite Extraordinaire. First, Drew the
Canadian Love Machine comes out to a loud pop from the crowd. He is sporting some minor cuts from dodging
the speeding vehicle earlier. He high
fives the fans and enters the ring. He
climbs the turnbuckle and pumps his fists in the air. The fans pop. The pop continues when Starbuck Steel makes
his way out. He also interacts with the
fans and enters the ring also climbing one of the corner turnbuckles getting
the fans pumped up. The two meet in the
center of the ring, shake hands and the bell rings. The winner of this match becomes the #1
contender for the TV title. Drew
controlled the pace of the match early on and throughout most of their
exhibition. At the 12 minute mark,
Scooter J came in through the crowd. The
ref took an accidental bump and Drew hit Starbuck with the La Casita. Scooter J jumps Drew and pummels him with the
10 punches. He then sets Drew up and
delivers a DDT from the corner. Davis
Hoffmeister comes running out and chases Scooter J through the crowd. Starbuck and the ref both recover. Starbuck bounces Drew’s head against each of
the 4 corner turnbuckles. Drew tries to
shake it off and go for the Lover Bomb but Starbuck hits a Shooting Star Buck
instead. He makes the cover and gets the
3 count. Starbuck Steel is now the #1
contender for Texas Wildfire’s TV title.
He will get his shot at the belt at the PPV in 2 weeks. Starbuck and Drew shakes hands and leave
separately. (14 min)
Backstage, Ladies
Champion Korbi Kong sees Maxine sneaking around. She confronts and startles Maxine. “Don’t think about getting involved in my
match or you will regret it.” Maxine
tells Korbi “Better get going and smash something.” Korbi glares at Maxine while the Sassy One
smiles.
It’s time for our
Main Event with the Ladies Title on the line.
First, the Samoan Sarona Reiher comes out to booing from the crowd. The crowd changes their tune when the Ladies
Champ makes her way out. They give her
the loudest pop of the night. She appears
moved by the tremendous support of the fans.
She shakes hands as she heads to the ring. Sarona, not one wanting to wait, attacks
Korbi to start the match.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Sarona
Reiher (f) rolled OC.
Sarona
Reiher (f) executes a POWERBOMB....
Korbi Kong
(f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC.
Sarona
Reiher (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a MILE HIGH FLYING ELBOW DROP....
Sarona
Reiher (f) absorbs the punishment.
Korbi
Kong (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Sarona
Reiher (f) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC.
Sarona
Reiher (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a STIFF FOREARM UPPERCUT....
Sarona
Reiher (f) executes a POWERBOMB....
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Sarona
Reiher (f) rolled OC.
Sarona
Reiher (f) executes a POWERBOMB....
Korbi Kong
(f) attempts to defend against POWERBOMB but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Sarona
Reiher (f) rolled OC.
Sarona
Reiher (f) executes a SUPERKICK....
Korbi Kong
(f) neutralizes SUPERKICK.
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC.
Sarona
Reiher (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a WHIP INTO TURNBUCKLE....
Sarona
Reiher (f) attempts to defend against WHIP INTO TURNBUCKLE but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC.
Sarona
Reiher (f) rolled DC
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a MILE HIGH FLYING ELBOW DROP....
Sarona
Reiher (f) attempts to defend against MILE HIGH FLYING ELBOW DROP but is
unsuccessful.
Korbi
Kong (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Sarona
Reiher (f) was pinned by Korbi Kong (f)!!!
Korbi
Kong (f) wins with a MILE HIGH FLYING ELBOW DROP over Sarona Reiher (f)!!!
A very quick and
impressive win for the Ladies Champion.
Korbi has her arm raised in victory as the ref hands her back her
title. The show comes to an end with
Korbi celebrating with the fans.
Thanks for
reading. We have one more house show
before the PPV so stay tuned.
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