Hello fans and
welcome back to our newsletter. Tonight,
we present to you, live from Tacoma, WA our Super Show commemorating 775 issues
of the wrestling newsletter. HCW continues
to bring you action from some of the greatest stars in the business. Tonight, we will have one title match with TV
Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine defending his title against the
Axe. Our main event will be headlined
by World Champion the Banker putting his career on the line against Phoenix’s
GM Master Bull who will be putting his career as GM of the Phoenix on the
line. Tonight, there must be a winner –
a draw will not suffice.
The show begins
back in the office of GM Max McGillicutty.
He is with Master Bull. They are
going over some papers. Bull starts up
“So in the event that somehow, I lose, this should all go into effect.” Max says “He may not be on the best footing
with the fans but you know, we can’t go wrong with having the Wicked Prophet as
the ref. He may be teaming with Apollo
(Master Bull rolls his eyes) but he calls it as he sees it and we don’t have to
worry about a payoff.” “Fine” Master
Bull says. “That takes care of that.
Now, we have to ensure that the Banker’s manager Ruth Heartless is
banned from ringside. Any sense of impropriety
and the Banker loses and is out. Now, if
I so happen to lose, what will happen with the GM spot?” Max thinks about it “Well, I can run both
shows or we could look as a temporary GM…wait….what is this?” Max takes a closer look at the contract. “Well, if that doesn’t take the cake. This says that if the Banker wins, he gets to
choose the next GM.” “Well, F**K” Master
Bull exclaimed. “I better make sure he
doesn’t win.”
Pyro goes off and
our show is ready to go. The show begins
with Davis ‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister coming out to a HUGE pop from the crowd. Davis makes his way down to the ring and is
ready to begin. The Banker appears on
the Omegatron and says that he thought long and hard about it and finally
settled on this person to destroy Davis and make sure he never gets a World
title shot. The loudspeakers blare out
“VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” and out comes the evil vampire Dr. Red Fang. Up on the Omegatron, the Banker is laughing. Fang makes his way out snarling and growling
at the booing fans. Fang gets in the
ring and immediately attacks Davis starting the match off. After the initial attack, it was all
Davis. Fang narrowly got counted out 3
times but each time Davis brought him back into the ring. Davis went for multiple pin attempts but Fang
kept kicking out each time. After making
it back into the ring after getting tossed out, Fang gets caught with a flying
drop kick from Davis. The Banker shows
up on the Omegatron and mocks Davis after Fang kicked out at 1. Davis whipped Fang to the ropes and hit a
huge clothesline. Davis makes the cover hooking the leg and smirks at the
Banker’s image on the screen as the ref’s hand hits the mat for a 3rd
time. Davis Hoffmeister gets the win and
enters the World title top 10. Davis
leaves to a huge pop from the crowd. (18
min)
Backstage, Sassy
Maxine DeVito says she’s going to melt that hailstone and she’ll be nothing
more than a teeny tiny puddle of water.
She laughs as she walks off camera.
The crowd pops as
Hayley Hailstone’s music hits. She comes
out and high-fives the fans and then rushes to the ring sliding under the
bottom rope. She climbs each of the
corner turnbuckles and the fans pop. She
has changed her look and the fans seem to notice. The music changes and out comes Sassy Maxine
DeVito. The fans boo her but she doesn’t
care. She walks down to the ring with a
smirk and a swagger that tells the fans that they can ‘stick it’. She gets into the ring and walks up to Hayley
and towers over her trying to intimidate her.
Hayley hits a leg sweep and brings Maxine crashing down to the mat. The
fans pop. The bell rings starting this
one off. The two brawled for 7 minutes
before Hayley hit the “What the Hail?” and went for a pin. Maxine was able to kick out and then rolled
out of the ring to give herself a break.
She came back in but Hayley was waiting for her. Hayley drops her with a DDT but only gets a 2
count. Maxine attempted a rollup
grabbing a handful of tights but Hayley kicked out at 1. The match would go back and forth but Hayley
was in control for most of it. As the
time limit began ticking down, Hayley hit the ‘What the Hail?’ but the match
took its toll on her and she was slow to make the cover. Finally she got an arm draped over Maxine but
Maxine kicked right out. 28 minutes in,
Maxine hit two consecutive ‘Sass Attacks’ but when she went for the pin, Hayley
found the intestinal fortitude to kick out much to Maxine’s amazement. Maxine yelled “What do I have to do to put
you down?” Hayley got up and hit a
lifting reverse S.T.O. She made the
cover hooking the leg at got the 1-2-3.
Hayley Hailstone wins this one in HUGE fashion. The fans pop is almost deafening. Hayley has secured the #1 spot for the Ladies
title after this win. Maxine sulked to
the back and Hayley celebrated with the fans before leaving. (29 min)
We head backstage
for a promo from Texas Wildfire. TW says
that Matches Malone has been a thorn in his side for some time and now it’s time
for him to end this.
We’re back at the
ring for our next match. First, Matches
Malone comes out to booing from the crowd.
He flicks matchsticks at them which just makes them all the more irate. He gets into the ring and mocks the
fans. The music changes and the fans pop
at Texas Wildfire makes his way out. He
wastes no time and rushes the ring and Malone bails. Wildfire motions for Malone to get back in
the ring but Malone takes his time. Finally,
Malone makes his way in and the match begins.
This one is an all out brawl.
They seem to have thrown the rule book out as the ref gave up trying to
maintain order. After about 15 minutes,
the two finally became more manageable and the ref got back in to make a count
after Malone reversed a move from Wildfire and dropped him with an overhead
right. He only got a 2 count which
infuriated Malone. Wildfire hits a
Hangman’s Clothesline and goes for a pin but Malone kicks out. Wildfire went for a snap powerslam but it
was reversed and Malone went for some overhead rights but TW moved at the last
minute nullifying the move. As we
entered the final minute of the match, Malone kicked TW in the gut but Wildfire
locked in a standing armbar. The bell
rang bringing this one to a draw finish.
Malone left and grabbed a mic. He
mocked the fact that TW can’t seem to beat him at anything and he went on
saying that he could defeat TW in any kind of match. TW got a mic and asked “So if I pick one
final match, you’re good with that?”
Malone laughed and said yes as he wants to be done with Wildfire. “Any Match…just to clarify.” Malone let out an exhaustive “yes”. Wildfire smiled and said that at the July
Meltdown PPV in just a few weeks, the two of them will meet…on a SCAFFOLD! Malone panicked and tried to back out but the
challenge had been made and accepted. It
looks like their feud comes to an end with someone getting seriously hurt. (Draw)
We head backstage
for another set of interviews. First, we
begin with the Axe. Axe says he feels he
been languishing in mediocrity and not used to his full potential. Ever since he lost the World Title, he’s been
relegated to mid card status and now he has a chance to become TV
champion. He looks forward to showing
Drew who the better man is.
Also backstage is
the TV Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine.
Drew says that Axe is a tower of a man but the bigger they are, the
harder they fall. Drew tells Axe not to
underestimate him or the backing of his fans – the CLM’ers. Drew says he’ll meet Axe in the ring.
Our next match is
ready to begin. First, the Axe comes out
to a nice pop from the crowd. He however
doesn’t interact with them as he makes his way down to the ring. He gets in and leans over the top rope on
each side with a raised arm in the air.
Next, the music changes and out comes the TV Champion Drew the Canadian
Love Machine. The pop from the fans is
nearly deafening. Drew comes out with
the TV title around his waist and he high fives the fans as he makes his way
down and around the ring. He climbs in,
removes the title and climbs the turnbuckle holding the belt high. The fans pop again. He drops down heading to the next turnbuckle
but Axe stands in his way. Axe is much
taller than Drew and is using his size to intimidate the champ. Drew just stares at him and walks around
him. He poses with the title again and
again the fans respond. The match can
finally begin as Drew hands his title to the ref who holds it high. Axe
dominated the first few minutes but then the champ took over. Axe did get a couple of near falls after
hitting the champ with the Axe. Leading
into the final moments of the match, it was closer than anyone could have
expected. Axe goes for a power punch but
Drew neutralizes it. Drew catches Axe
with a superkick that stunned the big man.
Axe managed to shake it off and picked up Drew for a backbreaker but
then there was an interruption on the Omegatron…we hear “TIIMMMMMMBBBEEERRRRRR”
and see a guy wearing a flannel shirt.
The video turned off a few seconds later but Axe had become distracted
by it and had dropped Drew. Drew then
hit Axe with the Lover Bomb and made the cover and hooking the leg to get the 3
count just seconds before the match was set to expire. Drew wins the match and retains his title in
a very hard fought match. Axe was pissed
and he left the ring storming to the back to see just what the hell that
was. Drew stayed and celebrated with the
fans before also leaving. (20 min)
We cut to the
interview area where Phoenix Heat GM Master Bull is being interviewed. Master Bull is asked what he thinks his
chances are at winning. “The Banker is a
bully. I don’t have to be wary of any
outside interference as he doesn’t have any friends and no one will save his
ass. For those of you who may not
remember, I DID have a stint in the ring when I was part of the Super Warrior’s
team – then I was known as Centurion – the Roman Warrior. I haven’t forgotten what it’s like to be in a
ring and the Banker will be looking for a new place to call home before you
know it.”
Also backstage
cutting his own promo is the World Champion the Banker. The Banker is with his manager Ruth
Heartless. The interviewer asks if the
Banker realized that Ruth is not allowed at ringside for this match. “What?
What are you talking about? Of
course my manager will be with me at ringside.”
The Banker is handed a piece of paper he about loses it. “SON OF A BITCH”…Master Bull, you’re going to
pay dearly for that.” He and Ruth then
storm off.
Back in GM Max
McGillicutty’s office, he is with the Wicked Prophet. “Prophet, I can’t tell you how much is riding
on this. Are you up to the
challenge?” “Max, I am the US Champion. I am prepared for anything. Speaking of which, when am I back on TV
defending my title?” Max looks at his
papers. “Looks like a week back here in
Tacoma…and it will be against former champion Leon Teremoto.” “Got it” WP replied. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a match to
go call.” Prophet walks out the door and
heads toward the ring. A figure dressed
in black quietly sneaks over to Max’s office and placed a padlock on his
office. Max hears something but realizes
he’s been locked in his office. Uh Oh. The figure in black creeps away.
It’s time for our
Main Event. At stake…The Banker’s job
(and subsequently the World Title) as well as his manager Ruth Heartless’
position within the company against Master Bull’s managing of the Phoenix Heat
brand. We learned that Ruth is banned
from ringside so this one will be up to the Banker to make it all happen on his
own. We were also just told that this
will be a no DQ/no countout match to ensure there is a winner. First, the Wicked Prophet comes out to a
mixed reaction from the crowd dressed in his stripes outfit. Prophet may not be well liked but can be
counted on to call it right down the middle.
Next, GM Master Bull comes out to a nice pop from the crowd. He makes his way right to the ring and gets
in. The music changes and out comes the
World Champion the Banker and his manager Ruth Heartless. The lights go out except for a single spotlight
on the World Champion. He hands Ruth his
title and begins his walk to the ring.
The fans are booing the crap out of him. He gets into the ring and stands nose to
nose with Bull. The bell rings and the
two begin slugging it out.
Referee is
the Wicked Prophet
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled OC.
Master Bull
rolled OC.
The Banker
executes a NA....
Master
Bull executes a ROMAN POWERSLAM....
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Master Bull
rolled OC/TT
Master
Bull executes a ROMAN POWER PUNCH....
The Banker
neutralizes ROMAN POWER PUNCH.
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled OC.
Master Bull
rolled OC.
The Banker
executes a ATM FEE ARMBAR....
Master
Bull executes a HURL OUT OF RING....
The
Banker straps in the ATM FEE ARMBAR.
Master
Bull does not submit!
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled OC.
Master Bull
rolled DC
The Banker
executes a NA....
Master
Bull absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Master Bull
rolled OC.
Master
Bull executes a FULL NELSON SLAM....
The Banker
absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled OC.
Master Bull
rolled OC/TT
The Banker
executes a CREDIT CHECK CHOP....
Master
Bull executes a ROMAN FLAPJACK....
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
The Banker rolled DC
Master Bull
rolled OC/TT
Master
Bull executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER....
The Banker
absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled OC.
Master Bull
rolled DC
The Banker
executes a DEPOSIT DIVING DDT....
Master
Bull absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Master Bull
rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
The Banker
rolled DC
Master Bull
rolled OC.
Master
Bull executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER....
The Banker
neutralizes REVERSE NECKBREAKER.
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Master Bull
rolled OC.
Master
Bull executes a ONE ARM CHOKESLAM....
The Banker
absorbs the punishment.
Master
Bull is attempting a pin!!!
1...
The
Banker kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled OC.
Master Bull
rolled DC
The Banker
executes a FORECLOSURE FRANKENSTEINER....
Master
Bull attempts to defend against FORECLOSURE FRANKENSTEINER but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled OC.
Master Bull
rolled OC.
The Banker
executes a FORECLOSURE FRANKENSTEINER....
Master
Bull executes a FULL NELSON SLAM....
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Master Bull
rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
The Banker
rolled OC.
Master Bull
rolled OC.
The Banker
executes a REPOSSESSION RIB-BUSTER....
Master
Bull executes a ONE ARM CHOKESLAM....
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Master Bull
rolled OC.
Master
Bull executes a ONE ARM CHOKESLAM....
The Banker
absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 15th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Master Bull
rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
The Banker
rolled OC.
Master Bull
rolled DC
The Banker
executes a INTEREST REATE INVERTED FACELOCK....
Master
Bull absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 16th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled OC.
Master Bull
rolled OC.
The Banker
executes a REPOSSESSION RIB-BUSTER....
Master
Bull executes a ROMAN POWER PUNCH....
The
Banker is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Master
Bull kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled OC.
Master Bull
rolled DC
The Banker
executes a OVERDRAFT UPPERCUT....
Master
Bull absorbs the punishment but then rolls out of the ring to regain his
composure.
=====
In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Just then,
the figure dressed in black sneaks out from under the ring. He grabs a steel chair and hits Master Bull
repeatedly with it. He then slides the
chair into the ring and shoves Master Bull back in.
The Banker
picks up Master Bull and executes a DEPOSIT DIVING DDT on the steel chair....
Master
Bull attempts to defend against DEPOSIT DIVING DDT but is unsuccessful.
The
Banker is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Master
Bull was pinned by The Banker!!!
The
Banker gets the win over Master Bull!!!
HOLY CRAP!!! The Banker gets the win and with that, Master
Bull is no longer the GM of Phoenix Heat.
The Banker falls to his knees in the ring and begins laughing. Master Bull is speechless. The figure in black is standing on the ramp
and he removes his mask and it’s none other than…Apollo Gyze. The Banker is joined in the ring by his
manager Ruth who hands him his title and briefcase. The Banker gets on the mic and says that the
person he wants to see as the new GM of Phoenix is…RUTH HEARTLESS! Yes, he wants his own manager to run the
show. This brings out Max and the owners
Mr. B and Mr. M. They state that the
only way Ruth can be GM is if she no longer manages the Banker. After some hemming and hawing, he reluctantly
agrees. Ruth tells Master Bull to show
up in Phoenix on Wednesday and she’ll tell him what is in store. Master Bull plays the last card – he stated
that his final unreversable act is that the Banker will hav eto defend the
World title in Phoenix. He says that the
Banker will be meeting Davis Hoffmeister.
The show comes to an end with the Banker having a fit in the ring.
It looks like
things are about to get crazy so stay tuned.
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