Hello
fans and welcome back to the HCW: Get to
know segment. Today, we have a large
group of individuals to introduce to you.
First,
we start with the Townsend/Huber Clan.
Wilber Townsend and his clan hail from the Deep Woods in Arkansas. Wilber is very creepy looking (appears to not
know what a razor is). He has his little
cousin Emerson “Turnip” Townsend tagging along (think a cross between Spike Dudley
& Chris Von Erich). Turnip is too small to be a wrestler and would just get
killed if he stepped foot in the ring. Nothing short of a “super soldier serum” would
help him out at all. Poor guy. Wilber,
on the other hand, is a bit portly but he knows how to handle himself in the
ring. He speaks in monologues and
reminds me of something out of the movie “Deliverance”.
The
Hubers are cousins of Wilber and are just as creepy looking. Ferb Huber, Butch Huber and “Mountain Man”
Junior Huber make up the trio. Junior’s
real name is Zeke but he hates that name and prefers Junior instead. Butch is the older sibling with Junior being
the youngest. These guys are just brutes
and blindly take their orders from Wilber. They excel in 6 man tag team action and will
prove to be a team to be reckoned with.
From
“The Big Top” in Circustown, USA, we have the Muscles Family. Muscles McGuire, Thorpe and Weasley round out
this trio. These guys will most likely
be the comedy relief of the HCW and draw laughs and applause from the crowds
wherever they go. They like to run
around wearing rainbow colored bull horns on their heads. The kids seem to love them so we’re thinking
they may be a cash cow when it comes to merchandising. We’ve seen them in action too and their
opponents should not take them lightly.
The
next bunch of guys were found locally and, although not an official team, they
are referred to as “The California Connection”. First, we have “Dude USA” Mick
Rude: Dude U.S.A. 6'½" tall and
269#. Kind of a Dude Love rip off with a Ravishing Rick Rude finisher aptly
named "The Dude Awakening".
Next we have Jesse California.
Jesse is a pretty boy with a sculpted physique. He claims to have been held back in other
federations but says that will not happen here.
Jesse says he’s bringing his A-Game and promises to win gold. The Gold Standard Bruce Biltmore and his
partner The Hollywood Star both hail from Hollywood, CA and dress in gold
outfits. They too are a bit on the odd
side as they use their physical appearance to throw their opponents off their
game and then capitalize with their talent.
Two
of our newest female members include (f) Jazz Emmett who hails from NY and has
trained with some of the greats such as Trish Status and Lita. (f) Kimberly Kiccass is a protégé of
bombshell Gail Kim. Kimberly trained in
Hawaii and comes with a lot of experience under her belt. She is eager to showcase her talents.
Newly
turned manager Master Bull has finalized the contracts with the Savior &
Drew the Canadian Love Machine and in a surprising turn of events, included the
Fiend. Bull adds these three to his #1
draft pick “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild.
Bull says that just because he manages all four men does not mean all will
become part of a faction like Prestige Inc. was. Bull wants to keep Reid and the Fiend in
singles action only and will concentrate his efforts to bring the Canadian
Express (his words, not ours) to tag team glory. If tag team gold eludes them, he is not
against taking them into singles territory.
Bull says the Fiend, the Savior and Drew will be referred to as “The
Static Age” when teaming together.
That
is all for now. Stay tuned as we work
our way to crowning new champs.
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